Comments - Fat Jackass of a Kid Learns the Hard Way He Cant Jump
category: Funny | views: 45395 | posted on: 03/29/2008
What did he yell before running? "Cocks"?
Scab Carrot [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:16am
+4 
If the house is a rockin' don't bother knockin' (it over)...Have a twinkie kid. It's alright.
jackrussel01 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:22am
+3
he meant to do that the fat twat couldnt fit through the door to get to the tea and cake party
Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:25am
+3
"Matt are you OK?"
"Yeah mom, but we're gonna need a new Wendy house, nom,nom,nom"
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:37am
+3
why where they filming this...maybe in anticipation of fatty getting hurt? 
Killerdude [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:43am
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I bet if there was a cheeseburger on the other side he would have made it... 
+5
that reminds me of DJ Deeon's house-o-matic
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=9JiAeytN79A
+4
that reminds me of DJ Deeon's house-o-matic
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=9JiAeytN79A
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 5:28am
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Yeah! he did say "cocks" just before he ran! Maybe he's used to running from cocks... Sounded like someone was sucking his cock when fell too! 
stuntmanstu [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 6:13am
+2
ummm, im pretty shure he yells "cops!" before making an even bigger ass of hymself
newburghschamp [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 6:38am
+1
I dont think he said cocks, I think he said "cheesey poofs"
d's cojones [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 6:50am
+5
think mom yelled "PORK CHOPS FOR DINNER ! " then she filmed him runnin' and yellin' "CHOPS!...CHOPS!???...
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 7:39am
+1
he said cops ,he's training for the future , that's a nice way to start, running away from police,
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 8:09am
+1
Maybe his dumb, fat asss could not see there was a fucking house in front of HIM!
northern star [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 9:01am
+4
I know this has nothing to do with the clip, but i just dropped my biscuit in my brew 
+1
possibly a peter kay referemce i think diz
and northernnstar that was a joke!
cucarachito [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 9:06am
+4
good thing his name is "matt"
...after this video gets around, people are gonna be walking all over his fat ass for the rest of his life!
secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 10:56am
+1
Oh god. I've been laughing for like 5 minutes straight. Oh my sides hurt. I can die now.
northern star [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 11:14am
W.T.F.? are you saying you dunk biscuits in alcohol?
No i would be REALLY upset if it had been a beer
Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 11:40am
+3
Kool-Aid man had to start somewhere...
http://youtube.com/watch? v=nBeUGqeYsQg
Oh yeeaahhh!!!
grimaceivxx [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 12:30pm
they were playing lets run from the cops and the fat kid lost, I think he got caught and the police dogs are chomping down on his little round pudgee arm
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 12:41pm
+1
First the fat ass falls off the van, and now this. This kid will be lucky to live to 20
panzerwagon [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 1:31pm
COCKS! COCKS! run run SPLAT ohh glug glug ehhh gluuug gluug redneck mom "matt are yew ohkay?" ehh ehh glug glug
you dont even have to watch this video to enjoy it, just listen to it! is there anything sexier than a fat whore wearing hightop black reebok aerobic shoes with dirty white socks and torquoise shortpants? i think not!
anthonyfrancis [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 2:14pm
I don't know but for some reason this clip just pissed the living fuck out of me. 
GhettoStar [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:19pm
i wish he had jumped on it so we could see his fat body go through the roof of the house haha
camera boy: hey matt, my mom just bought me an awesome slip 'n slide, i swear. you wanna try it?? here let me line you up........
fat blind matt: SMACK!! waaaaaaaahhhh!!
*poor matty could see properly because earlier in his life he consumed enough food that his eye lids actually weighed as much as two double quarter pounders, thus making it virtually impossible for the poor sap to open his eye holes.......... which in turn gave his pal the great idea of making this class-act video!! -the end
frankieg209 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 5:36pm
cocks cocks awwww awwwww awwwwwww
those are the words of a fat bastard who tries to jump anything and fails
pikemaster [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 10:52pm
ffs he ran into plastic ! im sure he was really hurting and this wasnt set up at all
PimpMyJedi [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 4:43am
"Cocks!Cocks!"
I guess there were some cocks hidden in the house. And he was hungry for cock.
Flaxen_Fairy [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 10:08am
Hah! i kinda feel bad for him, but oh well, i got a kick out of it ^^
Expired Nipples [ban] | Apr 8 08 : 12:49pm
what is with the moaning? its like he fell and someone started fucking him in the ass
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omgwtf [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:10am
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With his moaning, I see his feature in the fetish porn business.