Comments - Security Guard Takes Care of Two Idiots on Pogo Sticks
category: Funny | views: 38193 | posted on: 03/25/2008
Kids like this deserve to be....wait a minute. Fucking pogo sticks? Did I step into 1958?
Killerdude [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:21am
+3 
I got an idea put that thing on a skateboard and we'll see some awesome fuck up's
+3
And people wonder why youth is out of control, cant do shit nowadays. Its not like there was swarms of people going in and out of the building and they were getting in the way. Dont know the whole story, but you gotta do SOMETHING in suburbia. Besides huff paint that is...
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:07am
+2
kids now a days think they are bad ass until things get heated then they loose their balls.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:18am
+11
WTF! So you can't ride skateboards, rollerblades, bikes, & NOW POGO STICKS?!?!?! And when they go knock over a gas station because they are bored, then they, of course, will blame the parents!....... and rap music!
Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:17am
+4
I think the popular wigger trailer-trash piece of shit Eminem put it best "They say music can alter moods and talk to you, but can it load a gun for you and cock it too?"
Far too much of the blame culture around. People need to man up and take responsibility for their own actions in life. No more Allah/God made me do it, or I played a record backwards and it told me I had to be a gimp.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:56am
+3
I see in the future kids with accordians & ukuleles getting kicked off of properties everywhere!
secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:30am
+2
I'm sick of smart ass kids. To bad he didn't bend him over his knee and whoop that ass like it needs to be. Bet that little shit is gonna appear in a vid like the first vid on NT today.
secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:39am
+3
For all we know these kids have been a pain in the ass for months and the owner hired the guard to deal with it. It is only a pogo stick but a smart mouthed shit-head can raise your blood pressure pretty quick. I'm sure they had the video cam for more than taping tricks.
d's cojones [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:14am
+2
..when he discovers masterbation he won't be able to pogo....his hands will be slippin' off and shit... 
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:24am
+1
i might have a dirty mind but everything the security guard said sounded sexual and the way he said it didn't help either.
WIDESCREEN [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:36am
+1
We need those russian security guys from yesterday to bum rush the US for about a week. After all the kids that live get out of the trauma unit the word will spread fast to not fuck around with the security on skateboards or pogo sticks. 
minusbrain [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:04am
+1
I wouldnt have kicked their asses for using pogo sticks on private property, I would have kicked their asses for using pogo sticks.
These guys appear to be hardcore pogheads and will probably fuck that guard up when they get wind of what he's done.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=CiDDBCEsD5I
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=3MLYYvFLnUk
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=EgcO_WMHJYs
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=kuUQ6uShoiY
POGO RULES!!!! 
Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:50am
....then officer Rivieri's day went from bad to worse when four 12 year old girls came along with their "Skipits"!
supersix15 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:00am
the securuty guard was cool about it the little shits should hace cursed him from afar and then hauled arse
+2
That certainly is one BAD-ASS-MUTHA FUKKA, took that pogo right away from that 10 yr old kid - GEEZZ- i bet he makes his family bow done and kiss his ring when he gets home, or maybe he makes'em kiss his ass ????
I don't know where they get these fckn goofs for "security", but they all seem to think they have some "devine right" that allows them to bang around little kids - or maybe they really just don't have a FUCKIN BRAIN ????
yea-i know- smart mouthed kids can be annoyin - BUT - WTF - does it really justify being abusive and physical??? WHO AMONG US HAS NOT EVER DONE SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T AND THEN EITHER SMART MOUTH, OR CHALLENGE-OR RUN AWAY - WHEN THE "GROWN-UPS SHOW UP??????
CAN I SEE A SHOW OF THOSE HANDS ???????
GEEZIE-PEEZIE GUARD GUY - GROW THE FUCK UP YERSELF !!!!
AND - what the hell does it hurt to pogo on a sidewalk ?? there was NO PEOPLE-no cars-no animals - what would it hurt - OH YEH-I FORGOT-ITS THAT "IMAGE" THING, OR THE "PRINCIPLE" THING WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR - RIGHT ?????
i think i need some prozac er sumthin
+7
I kinda agree with the security guard. Most of these 16-17 year old fucktards think that they can do whatever they want on PRIVATE PROPERTY. He's being paid to keep these assholes from disturbing the peace. Why can't just they go to parks or play in front of their parents' houses? Too much fucking MTV and those idiots from Jackass serve as "role models".
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:14am
His gonna use that pogo stick as a weapon against that Baltimore Cop!
buggerball [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:22am
+1
Poor kids these days; everything's illegal - skating, loitering, having a life. I guess they'll have to resort to vandalism and assault after dark, then.
iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 1:00pm
+2
wow. those kids are basically the epitome of douche bags. not only do they go out of their way to piss people off but they don't even stop once they've achieved that goal.
HotCarlSpiderMonkey [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 2:35pm
+1
Yeah, I guess you just can't take any shit from these illegal pogo stick gangs, these days. You let them get away with it it in a parking lot, and the next thing you know, you've got cracked out, pogo sticking gangsters running your whole damn neighbourhood.
bravofan71 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:07pm
The security guard should have shove that pogo stick up that boy's ass.
LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:17pm
damn..anybody would be afraid of a 8 feet security guard with a giantic ass
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:28pm
+2
Now I'll have to come back to the mall with my Clown Stilts and Uncle Sam outfit.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:48pm
+1
that kid voice is more annoying than that pogo stick..
+1
I kinda agree with the security guard. Most of these 16-17 year old fucktards think that they can do whatever they want on PRIVATE PROPERTY. He's being paid to keep these assholes from disturbing the peace. Why can't just they go to parks or play in front of their parents' houses? Too much fucking MTV and those idiots from Jackass serve as "role models".
scarface_10 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:20pm
+1
first skateboard, bikes, rollerblades andnow appartently, your not allowed to pogo stick either? next their gunna be telling me grandma to gtfo her wheelchair
Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:32pm
+1
there's a security guard giving a pogo stick a go in his driveway tonight. 
malls and office buildings are private property. people pay a hell of a lot for the property and then way too much in property tax every month to keep it. and then you have to pay a bunch of rent-a-cops to keep punks off it. that kid would fucking lose his mind if he didn't get his $29.95 pogo stick back but he thinks it's fine to fuck with someone's $5 million dollar property.
danielcleary1 [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 12:28am
LMAO POGO STICKS??? JEESUS I DONT THIN K YOU WOULD HAVE TO LAY YOUR HANDS ON THEM TO LOOK BAD IT SEEMS THEY DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF IT THERESELVES
chem1calburn [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 3:07am
+3
That certainly is one BAD-ASS-MUTHA FUKKA, took that pogo right away from that 10 yr old kid - GEEZZ- i bet he makes his family bow done and kiss his ring when he gets home, or maybe he makes'em kiss his ass ????I don't know where they get these fckn goofs for "security", but they
all seem to think they have some "devine right" that allows them to bang around little kids - or maybe they really just don't have a FUCKIN BRAIN ????yea-i know- smart mouthed kids can be annoyin - BUT - WTF - does it really justify being abusive and physical??? WHO AMONG US HAS NOT EVER DONE SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T AND THEN EITHER SMART MOUTH, OR CHALLENGE-OR RUN AWAY - WHEN THE "GROWN-UPS SHOW UP??????CAN I SEE A SHOW OF THOSE HANDS ???????GEEZIE-PEEZIE GUARD GUY - GROW THE FUCK UP YERSELF !!!!AND - what the hell does it hurt to pogo on a sidewalk ?? there was NO PEOPLE-no cars-no animals - what would it hurt - OH YEH-I FORGOT-ITS THAT "IMAGE" THING, OR THE "PRINCIPLE" THING WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR - RIGHT ?????i think i need some prozac er sumthin
What you probably don't know is that people can be successfully sued if someone gets hurt on THEIR property. Having a security guard deter this can show the court that they tried to neutralize any conflicts created by kids/teens/whoever. If I saw a kid at my job grinding his skateboard on cars, that's vandalism right there. But if I let some kids ride their bikes and hang out, then that is fine. If I see kids standing on some poles in front of Best Buy (the poles are about 3-4 ft. high), then I'll tell them to get down. The plaza could be successfully sued if a kid were to fall off of one of those poles.
Kids need to listen to figures of authority. No, security guards aren't cops, but they're there for a reason. If your parents/teacher/doctor/ec t told you
not to do something, then you wouldn't. It should be the same with security guards.
As for the generalization that all security guards are assholes... it's not true. I'm one, I have tons of friends, and I am not a 46-year-old overweight guy, either. My perspective: If it isn't hurting anyone, then it's fine with me.
P.S.
Prozac doesn't fix stupidity.
+1
BEERMAN on Mar 25 08 : 10:26am wrote:
That certainly is one BAD-ASS-MUTHA FUKKA, took that pogo right away from that 10 yr old kid - GEEZZ- i bet he makes his family bow done and kiss his ring when he gets home, or maybe he makes'em kiss his ass ????I don't know where they get these fckn goofs for "security", but they
all seem to think they have some "devine right" that allows them to bang around little kids - or maybe they really just don't have a FUCKIN BRAIN ????yea-i know- smart mouthed kids can be annoyin - BUT - WTF - does it really justify being abusive and physical??? WHO AMONG US HAS NOT EVER DONE SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T AND THEN EITHER SMART MOUTH, OR CHALLENGE-OR RUN AWAY - WHEN THE "GROWN-UPS SHOW UP??????CAN I SEE A SHOW OF THOSE HANDS ???????GEEZIE-PEEZIE GUARD GUY - GROW THE FUCK UP YERSELF !!!!AND - what the hell does it hurt to pogo on a sidewalk ?? there was NO PEOPLE-no cars-no animals - what would it hurt - OH YEH-I FORGOT-ITS THAT "IMAGE" THING, OR THE "PRINCIPLE" THING WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR - RIGHT ?????i think i need some prozac er sumthin
Kids these days... I'll tell ya. Anyway, I am a security guard at a local commercial plaza. I'm not a dick, I let people hang out and stuff, kids can ride their bikes through, and so on. But when kids start disobeying rules, become negligent and reckless, and disturb the general peace, then something has to be done.
What you probably don't know is that people can be successfully sued if someone gets hurt on THEIR property. Having a security guard deter this can show the court that they tried to neutralize any conflicts created by kids/teens/whoever. If I saw a kid at my job grinding his skateboard on cars, that's vandalism right there. But if I let some kids ride their bikes and hang out, then that is fine. If I see kids standing on some poles in front of Best Buy (the poles are about 3-4 ft. high), then I'll tell them to get down. The plaza could be successfully sued if a kid were to fall off of one of those poles.
Kids need to listen to figures of authority. No, security guards aren't cops, but they're there for a reason. If your parents/teacher/doctor/ec t told you
not to do something, then you wouldn't. It should be the same with security guards.
As for the generalization that all security guards are assholes... it's not true. I'm one, I have tons of friends, and I am not a 46-year-old overweight guy, either. My perspective: If it isn't hurting anyone, then it's fine with me.
P.S.
Prozac doesn't fix stupidity.
chem1calburn [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 9:54am
+1
chem1calburn on Mar 26 08 : 5:07am wrote:BEERMAN on Mar 25 08 : 10:26am wrote:That certainly is one BAD-ASS-MUTHA FUKKA, took that pogo right away from that 10 yr old kid - GEEZZ- i bet he makes his family bow done and kiss his ring when he gets home, or maybe he makes'em kiss his ass ????I don't know where they get these fckn goofs for "security", but they all seem to think they have some "devine right" that allows them to bang around little kids - or maybe they really just don't have a FUCKIN BRAIN ????yea-i know- smart mouthed kids can be annoyin - BUT - WTF - does it really justify being abusive and physical??? WHO AMONG US HAS NOT EVER DONE SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T AND THEN EITHER SMART MOUTH, OR CHALLENGE-OR RUN AWAY - WHEN THE "GROWN-UPS SHOW UP??????CAN I SEE A SHOW OF THOSE HANDS ???????GEEZIE-PEEZIE GUARD GUY - GROW THE FUCK UP YERSELF !!!!AND - what the hell does it hurt to pogo on a sidewalk ?? there was NO PEOPLE-no cars-no animals - what would it hurt - OH YEH-I FORGOT-ITS THAT "IMAGE" THING, OR THE "PRINCIPLE" THING WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR - RIGHT ?????i think i need some prozac er sumthinKids these days... I'll tell ya. Anyway, I am a security guard at a local commercial plaza. I'm not a dick, I let people hang out and stuff, kids can ride their bikes through, and so on. But when kids start disobeying rules, become negligent and reckless, and disturb the general peace, then something has to be done.What you probably don't know is that people can be successfully sued if someone gets hurt on THEIR property. Having a security guard deter this can show the court that they tried to neutralize any conflicts created by kids/teens/whoever. If I saw a kid at my job grinding his skateboard on cars, that's vandalism right there. But if I let some kids ride their bikes and hang out, then that is fine. If I see kids standing on some poles in front of Best Buy (the poles are about 3-4 ft. high), then I'll tell them to get down. The plaza could be successfully sued if a kid were to fall off of one of those poles.Kids need to listen to figures of authority. No, security guards aren't cops, but they're there for a reason. If your parents/teacher/doctor/ec t told you not to do something, then you wouldn't. It should be the same with security guards.As for the generalization that all security guards are assholes... it's not true. I'm one, I have tons of friends, and I am not a 46-year-old overweight guy, either. My perspective: If it isn't hurting anyone, then it's fine with me. P.S.Prozac doesn't fix stupidity.IT DONT? THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN TAKING IT THEN? HAHAHA! good on you mate,i know what your saying,theres good and bad cops,security,army dudes etc and you really cant judge everyone by a couple of videos we watch! anyways me and the lads are coming down for some pizza and we'll bring you a couple of beers.................... ....FOR AFTER WORK OBVIOUSLY
scrappyrusski [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 7:36pm
Nah the kid deserved to be pushed againsed the wall. That security guard was nice to them and asked the to leave politely. But hey kids are kids they gotta learn how not to be dickheads.
This security guy is a nice dude. Not like dickhead Baltimore Cop.
liljonny159 [ban] | Apr 11 08 : 10:31am
ahh that old comment shows how this now stupid sueing everyone for everything possible is jus makin socciety alot more shi*y n strict,,, pathetic
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norm [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:07am
+6
darn, thought he was gonna shove it up his ass.