Bitch You are so sleeping on the couch.

girls enjoy a good bang every now and then also.

the proof is in the pudding, girls are crazy
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lmao, dude fuckin jetted

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with his 100 metre dash i think we can safetly assume that his case for 1,000 000 dollars because he may never walk again is truly out the window!

Yeah, he wasn't exactly thinking on his feet.

LoL!

I had the same thing happen ex girlfriend Fucking Bitch Broken leg concusion.she got probation..
Psycho Cunt..

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Well I did Fuck her sister....NOT REALLY..
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back in my drug induced days I wanted to clean up only way was to break ties with everyone I knew she freaked could'nt handle me not supporting her habbit...DONT DO DRUGS...
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I had an ex that tried to set my horse on fire... it almost sucked

so fucking funny it happen to me too !!!!!

RUN FORREST RUN !

look at him run. hopefully was about to jump in the SUV to return the favour

lol I agree with tall tree

Where the fuck was he going?

Don't knock her too much, her idea of "Drive-Thru Boyfriends" could still catch on!

give her some slack, she's 17
it takes time to learn how to apply make-up and Text message your BFF at the same time while operating a 3200lb vehicle.

She was arguing on the phone....does that still count as a win?

Instead of getting up and running away, I would have just curb stomped the bitch...Edward Norton style!

Good thing she hit that tree or she'd be looking at a manslaughter charge.
She'd be looking forward to a lifetime of chewing carpet too.

You have a pissed off woman in a car, speeding down a street, headed toward you..... you MIGHT want to get the hell out of the way! Your shoes left a half an hour ago, that should have been you FIRST clue!

Well, he said he wanted a ride or die chick!

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Girl: Does this make me look fat?
Boy: Well, kinda.

Girl: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
Boy: No, Your ass makes your jeans look big!

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Everytime a girl asks me if her jeans make her look fat, I say, "No...it's the fat that makes you look fat". ....I've been hit with 12 cars....

girl:do you think fakelol66 will get cotd again boy:shut up ya fat ass bitch

Leave old girl alone if she did it once she'll do it again, I mean fuckin' kill you. And stay away from small compact cars

well dude...next time - just go to the store and buy the tampons like she asked..

He ran into the house to get his keys, "oh it's like that bitch huh?".

Thats what happens when a chick asks you to check her oil an ya take it the wrong way.

well if she got a year for that then that means she'll be legal when she gets out.i think i'll stay away from that crazy bitch though.

Mexican ghetto.

Seems like that breakup went pretty well... as far as being the victim of vehicular manslaughter is concerned.

She probaly hit him cause he knocked her up.. and her parents disowned her lol chicks gotta realize pulling out doesn't always work.. but in this vid pullin out seemed to work..

GIRL: Dave would you die for me?
DAVE: Sure baby... You know I would.
GIRL: Prove it.
VROOOMMM VROOOMMMM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL: Dave... Why you runnin away? stay with me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

I think ALL females have a bit of the "Dr. Jekyl - Mr. Hyde" thing goin on in their heads - least thats been my experience over ----- years !!
I been "around the corner" quite a few times, married twice
(yeh-i know "once a fool-twice an idiot") i heard that MANY times from my ol'buds - but what the hell - "a stiff dick has no conscience" or so i've been told ......WHAT THE HELL'S MY POINT?????
sorry - think i need one
I'M OK NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl: Fine then,Leave!!!!!
Guy: Ok you fucking bitch!
(Guy rams girls car)
Guy: Do I feel like your ex, you fucking bitch!

very good idea for NT vid set up a camera an go tell your girl her sister is way better in the sac

He kept his shoes on.

that must have hurt coz he ran like a cunt after

thats why i only try to talk to women at the bus stops. buses have a set route.

Having a small dick can get you into trouble and leave you without shoes on!

touche! good point. although most of them are pretty butch, i have seen a couple of nice ones....

I don't believe in hitting women but.....I'd have to beat her ass.

I don't know how he was walking...Let along running or kind of...

LMAO! That's all I can say..

um... what was the argument about?

she wanted more crack, but not his it had much baking soda in it.

dont worry man...you got super lucky that you just got ran over...

and?

what a dumb bitch you could have hit hime without hitting the pole. He only got tossed around a bit what a pussy.

OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS A BIG PROBLEM WITH THE BOYFRIEND AND SHE NEED PERHAPS TO START SOME "ANGER MANAGEMENT" BEFORE SHE ENDS UP IN JAIL...

it works for the cops fuck it

Vid would have been a lot better with Bennie Hill music in the background

thats want you call hit and run

i guess he ended the relation ship when she was menstruating...

it wont load so im make a commet like ive seen this before
i hope she had insurance thats the best i can come up with right now
ive been off my commet game for a while so chill and vote me down i wait you cant so jsut vote me up cuz you all no u love the nelster

wow, hit and run lol The guy looked scared shitless and I dont blame him. The driver would be going to jail for a long while I hope.

someone kill that bitch!

She's my kind of girl.

I would get a ride to that bitches house burn it down b4 she got there, stupid ass ho.

Lies, that's just how every 17 year old chick drives

fuck me fuckin slowly , she is off her fuckin tits

bitch drives me crazy

Hahah. He beat feat when she started to back up. Who knows, maybe she's just a really bad driver (as are pretty much all women)?

MY WIFE WAS DRIVING

It's what he got for surprising her with a Dirty Sanchez

nice camera setup thogh must be a nosey nieghbor

lol..gotta love how hes stunned for a few seconds then runs like hell...

Hey man I was just wondering if your avatar is one of those things from Silent Hill? and if not is it some guy who attempted to escape from a mental institution but was set of fire half way through while he still had the staight jacket on him?

lol yeah its from silent hill

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You go girl!!!

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whoops wrong house!

when i was 17 -i had a 5speed - tried to run over a crackhead - decided i was too pretty 4 jail

lol.pms at its best....

I would have played dead
Just to see the look on that bitches face.
Y'know, people keep saying hitting a woman is never ok..... But under certain circumstances...........

what a hoe

jump jumps

She probably meant to step on the brakes!

i see nothing out of the ordinary here. all i see is women being women.

there ya go

best way to end an arguement