Comments - Douchebag With the Worst Defense Ever Loses a Fight

category: Fights | views: 98375 | posted on: 03/25/2008

His defense is his offense. Oh wait, he doesn't have that either.

Soryon [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:07am

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honesty, i wouldnt wanna be getting all physical with a dude who isnt wearing a shirt either.

rascoil [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:08am

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Was I out, My ass sure hurts icon_cheesygrin.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:11am

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Gordan, next time you get into a fight..throw your hands up would ya.. icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:14am

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BRO GET UP YOUR IN A FIGHT.................... .THIS AINT NO TIME TO BE LIEING DOWN GETTING A TAN! icon_eek.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:15am

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Should've just film the chick in white..She was the best part

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ImDead [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:16am

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Is the girl in the backround calling his mom cause i think thats what is final words where "I need my mom".. icon_eek.gif

larryvee [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:20am

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News FLASH Gordan, you suck he punched you and you didn't do a damn MING about it. (sorry 4 the obscure refrences)

mofo666 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:20am

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thats not cool, the guy's obviously retarded. icon_lol.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:23am

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they are starting to fight young G. I always wanted to say G.... too much flava flav..yeahhhh boyeeeee

slamdawg9 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:44am

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343rd shortest fight ever seen on NT. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Azazel [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 4:56am

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See what watching Fight Club does to ya! Makes ya think ur invincible tyler durden then...REALITY CHECK... its real life and you get KTFO'd!!!!!

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:00am

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Way to block that punch, with your face! icon_cheesygrin.gif

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:00am

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More proof that your head isnt as tough as you think. Course I am sure he was giggling at the hollow sounds when he gets hit.....I am tired as fuck. icon_question.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:02am

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This is how tards pass the time while waiting for the short bus.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:10am

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Now what did dad teach me? Is it keep my hands up & block with my arms or was it keep 'em down & block with my face?

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:14am

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listen carefully just before he gets knocked out,one of the spectators says Mmm HARD ASS! hard,soft,tight,baggy.... .............HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE KNOW? must be a fag!

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fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:22am

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That's his 'make him feel sorry for me' defense.

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:33am

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I think he thought he could take dudes punches, He prolly use to punch himself on the chin. But in no way is that equivalent to someone else punching you. Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Yo! Joe!

bioman [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:37am

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my 5 yr old fights better than that! you sould see him get pissed playing mortal combat holy shit!
I shoould film it and post it. funnist thing since I farted on a school bus making 45 kids sick and gaging.
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dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:37am

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That's up there with Clay vs Liston, second bout.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:44am

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I watched the fight again but only to see the girl at the end again. She was really cute. icon_beer.gif

d's cojones [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:51am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif ..at the 6 second mark i clearly see the kid in blue put his brain on the ground.. icon_eek.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:00am

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He thought he was at the dentist 'cause his face was numb.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:12am

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Calang on Mar 25 08 : 8:00am wrote:
He thought he was at the dentist 'cause his face was numb.
he probably was reminded about that time he scored some really good COCAINE! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

timma [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:04am

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Is that kid retarded? Seriously.

zaza1979 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:07am

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Idiotlogy :P

Buffco [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:07am

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"You just got knocked the f%$k out!"

Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:10am

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Bitch got G checked!
What the fuck did I just say?

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:15am

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the camera man didn't even know what to say after that

One Dude [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:30am

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ROFLMFAO icon_beer.gif

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:53am

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Haha, oh wow. I somehow doubt thats how he imagined that fight playing out.

MistaX [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:55am

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He beleived the style of walking into those punches would hurt his opponets hands, he was wrong. icon_rolleyes.gif

cellman [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:56am

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Yeah but Jordon is going to get the sympathy sex from the blonde chick. So who's the real winner here?

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:24am

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Something tell's me Jordan never quite knows where he is.

sapothedude [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:24am

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that´s the real LOOSER! icon_beer.gif

God Sea [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:30am

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He couldn't lift his arms cause they were sore from all the whacking he did earlier icon_lol.gif

supersix15 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:32am

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as the great mr miyagi says always keep hands up and look in eye, i would have started with the swan kick myself

BEERMAN [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:33am

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I don't think Jordan knew the fight started -
I don't think Jordan knows the fight is over -
I don't think Jordan is very bright
I don't think.................... .very often
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:39am

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Sorry kid, that strategy of letting him wear himself out by punching you only works in the Rocky movies! icon_wink.gif

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:50am

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Dumbasses throwing bitch ass punches I am literally getting sick of it! icon_twisted.gif

newburghschamp [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:00am

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hey he impressed the girls there, next stop...BJ-ville

anth0ny_ [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:14am

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wtf this guy is a joke

purelh [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:28am

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they both cant fight

IAmNugi [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:30am

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Having a haircut like the guys off the goonies, the kid deserves nothing less then a knockout. icon_cool.gif

kpearson [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:43am

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He must not have any older brothers. The first thing i learnd from my brothers was to always keep my hands up icon_beer.gif

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 8:54am

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That kid is not a douchebag... More like a punching bag. icon_beer.gif

neebuz [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:00am

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whats with the shirt off routine????
how does that work

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:01am

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yeah, neither of them could fight. now that other kid is going to walk around with an inflated ego, and get similarly ko'd.

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:09am

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not taking your shirt off and having it ripped off by a guy during a fight might cause you to like a faggot icon_rolleyes.gif

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:19am

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neebuz on Mar 25 08 : 11:00am wrote:
whats with the shirt off routine????how does that work
You take off your shirt.
You pound your chest like a silver back gorilla.
You yell a few menacing words.
And then you fight, hoping you don't get your ass kicked.

stlmikie [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:44am

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I watched some dude piss on you the other day. Now that was some funny shit.

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:52am

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stlmikie on Mar 25 08 : 1:44pm wrote:
I watched some dude piss on you the other day. Now that was some funny shit.
Hate to rain on your parade, but I'm not the real Jimmy Pop. You get a beer, though. icon_beer.gif

Mr.Zero [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:32am

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How are you going to tell somebody to stand up straight after they just had their brains scrambled?

LaterThatNight [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:47am

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Later that night he cancelled his UFC match against Joe Rogan..

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:00am

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did he think he was fukkin superman or summat jus standing there taking punches! " yes m8 if someone punches u i think you should put your gaurd up or punch them bak" douchbag

GMKOMD [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:30am

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there must be a lot of proffesional boxers on this site ,it seems there are a lot of cunts here are wasting time and money sitting on their fat arses commenting about fighting when they could be out there earning money doing it,oops sorry i forgot you were just a fireside general

Adisharr [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:07am

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Come on dude - you don't think just about anyone would do better than that? icon_rolleyes.gif

bump1219 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:44am

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i'd like to spank louis's ass too.

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ROMY [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:36am

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He def. was commiting suicide, by knock out! icon_confused.gif Now only 200 more K.O.s to go and he'll finally get his wish. icon_cry.gif

boothy [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:47am

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mofo666 on Mar 25 08 : 6:20am wrote:
thats not cool, the guy's obviously retarded.
ahaha obviously the kids abit slow lol didnt you see him walkin in deff a twink!

farcus66 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 12:13pm

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I know that school club. It's the "I think I'll get my ass kicked infront of a bunch of people and post the video on the internet club." He should have just not bothered fighting and brought an uzi to school and shot that guy like a normal kid would. What's the world coming to?

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 12:57pm

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wow, that sucks. right in front of the girls.

Arghoshi [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 1:00pm

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atleast he toke it like a man!

themoose [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 1:05pm

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he just K.OD'D A KID WITH AUTISM that makes him cool

Face [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 1:44pm

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its apperant the kid didnt want to fight.but in a retatrded fight nobody wins.

canillo [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 1:47pm

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shitty

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 2:40pm

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this poor boy shouldnt be fighting at all, whoever made him do it should be forced to fight Kimbo Slice for 2 minutes

bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 2:54pm

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Just yesterday he was bragging to his buddies about he planned on beating kimbo in a death match.

BigZ123456789 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:06pm

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wow

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:14pm

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looks like the defense of the football team in my school...the guy without the shirt of course icon_lol.gif

Wizard45 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:23pm

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why do people always egg on the fight and then try to stop it after one guy goes down. wtf to the victor goes the spoils, he won he should get to face stomp the guy or whatever he wants

Driver [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:27pm

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I guess they really dont know what to do with so much free time...and if they ask me I have quite a bit of honest work for them like I have few Trucks just maybe they wanna come and wasch them inside out that they will spend at least 6 to 9 hours in a day... icon_wink.gif

nando22 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 3:40pm

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your looking at a kid with a 2 inch cock icon_cry.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 5:20pm

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his got to be a liberal in training, liberals don hit back,they hit you making you pay more taxes later... icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

RainyCity [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:09pm

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once again does taking your shirt off make your stronger or somthing fuckkk

COOL.MR.HOTEL.1 [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:34pm

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Rad.

TimmerNM [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 6:41pm

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Too many video game syndrome
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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:15pm

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damn, nobody is going to see my comment up there, ^^^^^^^^ 2 good reasons... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Boon [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:26pm

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to much rez evil and not enough tekken icon_lol.gif

Scab Carrot [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 7:54pm

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The shirtless kid will likely make it up to him by offering him his seat on the small bus home.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:18pm

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People sleepwalk harder than Gordon fought.

deathcuBek [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:34pm

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who fights with their hands by their side? Was he trying to get his ass kicked?

Mr. I dont Giva Shit [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:57pm

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PUT UR HANDS UP! EVEN KIMBO SLICE PUTS HIS HANDS UP!

pikemaster [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:11pm

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what the fuck sort of style of fighting is that?

NeoNitride [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 10:54pm

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Shirts vs. skins FTW! What was all the little pat pat pat before he cold-cocked preppy dood?

danielcleary1 [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 12:24am

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OMG THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IM IN STITCHES......FOLLOWING THAT FIGHT MY 6 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER HUNTED HIM DOWN AND KICKED HIS ASS BECAUSE HES SO PATHETIC :)

that guy [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 12:47am

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check out those teeth flying out!

ClownBaby [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 1:48am

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I've never been in a fight, and I still know how to fight better than him!

djdeeds [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 2:30am

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Freeze frame at 55 seconds in...I'd fuck it in a second!!!My guess is she's ringing her second choice for a weekend screw and letting them know that they're in with a chance!!!

AJ JA [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 2:32am

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*And now I shall wonder away hoping he won't hit me*
Got what he had coming for thinking like that icon_neutral.gif

I_like_pussy_ [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 4:19am

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Put your fucking guard up you pansy... Haha you know what they say, "Brainless fools are dirt kissing fools"

rimmelfarb [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 8:45am

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the first living brain donor

LongShlong [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 11:22am

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come on Gordon at least try to look tough in front of the ladies, that "fight" just totally ruined your street credit

mcdeez [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 2:26pm

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THAT'S why his mama named him punchingbag. i get it now. seriously...the way he stood there like a .....ah, forget it

ifeelallright [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 5:45pm

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his knickname for the rest of his life will be "hardass"

Afrokasa [ban] | Mar 27 08 : 9:40am

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lol he was all trying to be hard letting him punch him..

Goltzy [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 7:08am

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i dunno wtf he was trying! icon_razz.gif

JayTee Eni [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 12:34am

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hahaha that guy is such a dumbass..
acting cool and getting knocked on his ass lol

queen20 [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 6:27am

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xX Napalm Xx [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 2:53pm

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I Guess He Talked Some Shit Too...
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rascalrat [ban] | Mar 31 08 : 9:03am

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dumb ass looking retarded

mansanas01 [ban] | Mar 31 08 : 9:57pm

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I'mafuckhead [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 4:31am

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I think he wanted to get knocked out

DeadMix [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 12:47am

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Huh...I'm in a fight? *bam* x_x

Vicious Vince [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 12:32am

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Jordan had his fight plan. He shot first with a roundhouse left hook aimed at the chin and expected to score a KO. When Jake was still standing, he had to stop and figure out a new plan. While he was thinking, Jake put him away.
When one fighter strips to the waist and the other doesn't, it seems the shirtless fighter wins about 80% of the time.

Ngodup [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 11:38am

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wwwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwwwww www
that fuckin mohawk fag...got his ass kicked...wow...that was lame god damn no defense is right he has no defense n his offense SUCKS

VRagingBullV [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 1:20am

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Is headbutting someone's fist an offense or defense?

stardrin [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:48pm

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depends on if the skull or the nuckles break first icon_cheesygrin.gif

Gloria [ban] | May 26 08 : 1:13pm

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I really can't even consider that a 'fight'. It is nice to see though that when 'Jack Osborne' dropped like a sac of sh*t, the 'shirtless wonder' stopped the beatdown. Prop's to that guy! icon_beer.gif

SupremePharaoh [ban] | Dec 19 08 : 5:48am

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ppl should really learn to fight

drccoco [ban] | Sep 15 09 : 11:53am

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i thought that was miccupussy,but im sure hes a doughboy

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 22 09 : 7:57pm

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haha! whimps can be fun to watch!

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