By this standard of judging experts the 6 year old down the street is an expert at archaeological digs, you know, like the sandbox.

osama did it

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Paco later redeemd his career by providing pyrotechnics at for the band Great White.

whats the problem? its just gunpowder stored in tubes and then fired out rapidly, its not like its dangerous or anything.
fireworks are so cool, it just sucks they're trying to ban them where i live

Oh the SHEER TERROR! OMFG! I've seen bigger crowds at the pork chop counter in a Jewish supermarket.
I didn't see one person running, not to mention anyone's life being in danger. What an absolute pile of dung. In fact I'm angry now!

thats voice-over-guy for you.as we have already established,they put him in a booth with a tv. as they play this video, they record his every spoken thought. completely candid and unscripted. although he always exaggerates, im starting to believe the man is a genius.

I wish I could agree. I think he's a retard.

Uaahh. You probably don't care, but I shit you not. As this video was playing a mouse darted across my room.
I leave one weekend and I have mice when I get back. Embarassing, but no offense Rascoil.

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What a dumb ass. And that seemed like a little display for such a pro.

WOW! they must've found his face on the moon!

pay attention closely Oops!

Yep, an expert indeed... now he works in the bomb squad and is treated as a veteran for some reason...

what a bright spark this knob is

I've had bigger explosions in my pants.

No wonder there isn't much of a crowd if Paco is the master

after another dissapointment to the townsfolk MADJO the MAGICIAN was fired for not being able to disapear in a puff of smoke like he'd promised!

He got a "faulty ignition box", and is considered lucky? :rolleyes ...Hmmmm

Well at least now he's qualified for the wal mart greeter position

dammit....my last cigarette......anybody got a light ?

"Pyrotechnics Expert Proves He Isnt That Much of an Expert" Pyrotechnics? South America? I think we have a video!

That vid is fake, you can see his hair burnt off before he actually lights the fireworks....oh no wait.....he's fucking bald!!

"A night of excitement into sheer terror.."
OMFG!! I am so SICK of this shit.
Hey announcer, you want a night of sheer terror, go out and have a drink with Mike Tyson. You might wanna leave before the 3rd pitcher arrives and Mike starts eyeing you up.

question: how the hell do they know that it was a faulty detonation switch or w/e? it blew the fuck up...

Anybody can call themselves an expert at anything... you gotta make sure that fucker is qualified, certified, and Bona Fide.

Or else, suicide.

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He still think of himself as the number one pyro guy in the land

David Copperfield's let himself go

hence the term pack your own parachute.
and since i am an expert at using a flare ill be starting the next celebration.

Now thats what i call a firecracker

damn!!!! Town got owned!

I'm sure that sparked some debate!

MANUEL make mistakes, if he had a JOSE ready he could have stopped it. it will COSTA lot to fix the damage maybe a TENNERife at least taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Way to make an "explosive" first impression, Paco. That won't look good on your resume.

"Sheer terror"?? It's fireworks stoop-ass, a festival. Get off your pathetic "explosive event = terror" bullshit.

whats with the WEIRD characters in the back ground? foreigners are WEIRD

^yes DAMN FOREIGNERS!!!
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...... hey, its fun being a biggot

atleast he didnt have much hair left to have burnt off.

SHIT HAPPENS

That's what happens when you buy your certificate of expertise online.

Well done Paco!. I mean, what did you expected. He's a Gallego. These guys build their schools at the bottom of the sea you know?
Cuz deep down, they're not that stupid.

too many cervazes????
OR NOT ENOUGH ?????????????

Now bend over... FIRE IN THE HOLE!

hako simoooooooo

Them Kooky Spaniards - Always doing something that involves bulls and fire!

"Pyrotechnics of the Caribbean" Starring Johnny Dipshit.

now he got more bald then before

Paco el fuego!!! I,I,I,I,I,I...

I'm OK,I still have 9...er... 8 fingers left.

lesson learned?

a pair of dry sticks would do the job,

best display i have ever seen

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Brilliant. Since when do experts bring their own cooler of Duff's beer and allow spectators within 8'? Wish I had been there for the "sheer terror"

expert...ok then call me President Bush

Paco was almost a taco.

lol that dumbass almost blew up the whole city

lol

He put the 'retard' in flame retardant.

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I was going to comment on this vid..but..WTF?

ha ha sucker!

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more roast pork

Nice fireworks!

thats cause hes an expert