so thats why some of them have big forheads,all the floor cleaning must take its toll!

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thats why dustbusters were invented....

Do midgets have souls?

Hiiiiiiii!!
I didn't think that I'd ever see you on to post a few minutes into the updates!

Whenever there are midgets in close physical contact, you know i'll be there.

The midget just got back to me, he says that your package is still too small.

You looked at his package

Just little ones

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Wow god bless you americans, what next will you invent? the Midget mop is a great idear

Short but Sweet...

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i got nothing but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

as if he wasnt short enuf, he just took another inch off his forhead.

Hey! Someone tell the little guy that this is wrestling, not break dancing!

He can't "Pixie " his nose for a while.....

Being a midget isn't all that bad. Well except for being short and having a small penis.

The best thing about having sex with midget chicks is that it makes your penis look huge!

he's starring in a new show called wee man on ice

If anyone knows a good midget joke, post it.
But keep it short.

He tried to do a hand stand, but his arms weren't long enough...

Safe!

I bet they use climbing gear on step ladders.

was he waxing his face

The ultimate MMA fighters: Midget Martial Arts.
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Imagine... Kimbo vs. all four of them.

his mama always said his big head would come in handy some day.

just a little skid mark

It's a known fact that "little people" have huge chips on their shoulders.....because they are the first to smell a fart in an elevator, the last ones to know when it's raining, and when they fart they blow dust on their shoes........I'm off to the yellow brick road now..

Everything is funnier when migets do it.

That's funnier than two Sumo wrestlers with explosive diarrhea.

I once kissed a midget ... never thought I'd stoop so low.

I threw a drink over an old flame last night!!
She was quite put out.

that was fucking amazing.... definitly i will start watching these midget fightg!

He has a normal size girl friend,,,when he's toe to toe his nose is in it, and when he stands nose to nose, his toe is in it

He may even be gay, he went into a local bar and kissed everyone in the joint

Shuffleboard anyone??

He learned everything from "The Rock", however, he calles himself "The Pebble".

He should audition for the role of Puck in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.'

Yeah!!! His last role was "Slider" in Top Gun.

I'm higher than them

He'd be the envy of breakdancers everywhere after revolutionizing that move. Hey, what do you want, feathers? It was either that or, "Safe!"...or, he wrestles cuz the only pecker he can reach is his opponents.

Gives new meaning to the term "Carpet Muncher"

Boy, is HIS face red........

Midget wrestling is so damn priceless.

Now all he needs is his partner to make like a dust pan, and they could market themselves as a dustpan and brush set! - I'd buy one!

Ironically, the video is kinda short as well.

ha ha that about 2 meters of face slide! lmao

nice breakdancing

I thought the same thing If wrestling doesn't work out for him he seems like a natural for Breakdancing

doing that for so many years has worn his body down to the size it is now.

That could be a new dance move! "the floor kisser" it might be bigger than the "crank that soulja boy" dance

I hope so cuz soulja boy is wack. I'd pay to see the floor kisser

Head sliding rules!!!

aaaaaah haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaa
now thats some funny shit
haaaa haaaa haaaaaa

I call that the Face slider its a new move, wake up next morning with rug or should i say ring burn lol

Stomp The Yard: Midget Style!

I was thinking a stomp the yard comment is in need here

Why do midgets always laugh when they run?

Why?

I explaned to the officer after bumping into a dwarf at a traffic lite. as the dwarf got out of his car he looked angered and approched me and said IM NOT HAPPY , I SAID if you are not HAPPY wich one are you , that is when the fight started.YALL KEEP ON GRINNIN

Hes getting ready for retirement. Future of Ex-Wrestlers:
- Death
- Drug Addicts
- Janitors (In this dwarfs case)

Best...video...ever.

so the the hell watches this kind of wreslting..midget people?

that was pretty cool.

I bet boogers and saliva are better cleaning agents than clorox. Nice mop man!

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman imediately goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and proceeds to explain why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker complimenting on how your hair smells?" The woman replies."Because it's Mitch, the midget".

im nominating this as funniest clip of the year, gonna send it around work 2moro

Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

Innovative form of travel when in the ring.

lol that was funny

Careful, he has a short fuse

Wow he has an incredibly flat face!! Nice maneuver.

That is EASILY the funniest thing I have ever seen
On a side note - are like 50% of the worldwide midget population martial artists?? All I see are wrestling midgets and taekwondo midgets in any midget-related vids

jajajajaja...that was hilarious...it looks like he had oil on his face or something...jajajaja

life is short, but a midget told me that.

haaaa haaa didn't see that trick since BREAKDANCE the movie...

I love midgets they are nice.
Vote me loads yeah cos i love toxic site

NO FUKKIN WAY! ALL I CAN SAY IT THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLY AMAZINGLY HISTERICLY FUNNY! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw Norm slide across the floor something like that

That's one greasy, slick headed little fella.

WTF do they wax there faces before going inside the ring...?

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There's no pleasing some women. If he had been standing behind her and said her hair smelled like shit she would still complain. F**kin midgets anyway.

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zhiiiiiiiiii

that was one hell of a ride!LMAO

I laughed so hard i nearly shit and peed myself at the same time

is it me or does sushi69 try to hard?
me love toxic site, it has funny, boo boo's, laugh, cry..
no toxic is great websites

Midget wrestling gone right! I swear this is the best thing I've ever seen here, and the first one I've ever favorited! Midgets are truly superior people.

that's fucking awesome!! i tried kicking myself in the forehead like wee man in jackass with no luck.... then i tried getting on my knees and holding my ankles and rocking forward while keeping my head up (like wee man also did)...... all i did was whack my chin on the floor. i guess i will try this next...... it would probably help if i were a midget??

roflroflroflrkoegke...

When two midgets 69, is it called 34.5.

now that mopping the floor with your face!

awesome breakdancing

cool