Norm's master found an ingenious way to keep him amused between No Tox updates.

Its great, but theres only one problem, nobody's dog is gonna put it back in the contraption after the first go around.... I love NT

well, at my age, an electric back scratcher would be nice.

And some flea powder...

Hey Norm, when you get one of these make sure you owner doesn't let the baby play with it! I could see him losing a hand & we all knows who would get the blame!

Maybe some charcol biscuits for those evil doggy smells. I should know, we have 6 now, enough to gas out any house. No need for the pest controller where we live.

WTF? great invention,but it didnt look that safe with all the wires exposed,if the poor mutt gets caught up in that and electrocuted you might end up with a flying hot dog!

I wonder if it plays only classical music or if you can put mp3s on it...

The dog built that one himself.....next he'll make a beer dispenser for his owner

thats cool what a eager dog i do not think my dog would go for it

This is the coolest invention this year!
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It shoots balls to amuse your dog.
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It makes noise to frighten her cat.
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It plays piano concertos.
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...with a little tinkering and an bigger rubber band you have the greatest Molotov Cocktail auto-launcher ever.

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you know, i thought you may have had a valid point in your first comment today (hooligan vid). but now, i believe THIS is why our civilization is in decline. we cant even throw a ball to a dog? that doesnt even require getting off the couch. or turning off "american idol".

You have a point about laziness, however...
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A device like this could be used to entertain a "house dog" (like the one in the vid) when its owners aren't there to play with him.
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Technology isn't a bad thing in itself, it depends on how people use it.
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*continues looking for a bigger rubber band and some glass Snapple bottles*

Clearly you've never had a dog that can do this ball fetch thing like, forever. It's like the dog has batteries in it. No human being has the stamina or the patience to throw a ball for a dog for 2 hours straight. But a machine does.

TOTALLY AGREE. SOMETHING THAT WOULD SCARE MY ROOM MATES CAT AND KEEP IT HIDING ALL DAY...I'LL BUY TWO.

that is awesome

Can it be used to fling that mutt across the room, too?

There's a fine line between genius and laziness.

Its a very blurry line here in America my friend. I can appreciate the device, but come on, dont we even have the time to play with man's best friend?

what kind of lazy dog owner one must be to build a thing like this.... one with a lot of spare time.

The guy who built is too lazy to have sex with his wife anymore - he just puts dog food between her legs and shouts "Fido".

woof woof

if someone adapt that machine to throw beers direct from the fridge this would be the most amazing investion i have ever seem.

You should see the one he built for his Mrs, Every 28 days it.................

I have a 3 part comment here; 1.) Dude, I want one even I'm not a dog owner. 2.) Who needs a flying car, THAT'S the most genius thing ever. 3.) I was hoping the kid would put the little dog in it...

I was hoping to see that little dog get airborne too, but alas...

That's just the prototype for the one being built to hurl 55 gal. drums of whoop ass.

later that night the dog had a cardiac arrest after a whopping 103,000 ball throw counts. owner claims, 'i usaly come home and switch it off after work, unfortunately my secretary required me to stay in the office all night'

My dog would destroy that thing somehow. Just like all the toys I've given him, my house, my front yard. They don't tell you at the pound that your adopted dog may destroy everything you enjoy. hahahaha

Since this video was made jerry the dog has gone on to cornor the market in ball launching machinery and servicing of said machines. On his books include- Tom Cruises dog Biffi who spends most of his day chasing a frisbee thrown by a Jerry the dog machine(Pat Pend). Jerry when asked about the success story was unavalible for comment due to him repeatdly chasing a tennis ball

SEE ?? those dogs, they just don''t give a shit about their masters all they need is SOMETHING to throw the ball.... man's best friend for sure

I have three dogs, and only one of them plays ball. The only problem is that my one dog probably wouldn't have the intelligence to use this machine.

thats fukkin bullshit man my dog never brings his ball back, infact i need two balls when were out so i can distract him by throwing one whilst i pick the other up!!!

so no more thumbs down????

If the kid who got beat down in the last vid had one of these shooting turkey legs at that fat ass, he could've talked all the shit he wanted to.

Now we know what to get the dog who has everything.

let me guess....... the owner has eaten the other dogs (ya your next you stupid little terrier) and now his fat fuckin ass can't play with the remaining one..... but wait instead of losing wait i'll just find another infamous fat fuck short cut to life ! ............. watch out kid ... daddy's hungry

Have you ever thought of making money without investing a cent?
http://vifor.tripod.com

Hey you, hemorrhoid hitman, we're not interested.

delete this ass ! ^

WARNING: This dog used to be 4 feet tall, those short legs are from him running like that all day! Beware that your dog could end up wearing his legs off too!!!

I wonder how far it could fire the Yorkie.

How lazy do you have to be to not throw a ball 10' for your dog?

The owner of that machine is some, most, or all of these 3 things.. fat, lazy, and rich

isn't there a big chance of the dog gettin' caught in the machine, and getting hurt?

Yeah, I would cover all the moving parts.

we got it the first 163 times

That is pretty cool, but what happens when you walk to the bathroom to take a piss, and instead you get a soft ball to the balls.

I will take 8 of them, One for each of my dotsi dogs.

That thing rocks! I have GOT to get one for my Golden Retriver!

just when you thought the world had lost its wonder
somebody shows you why
whats next
I would like a machine to talk to my wife while i watch football
she would like a machine that groans while we make love
as I watch football

Does that work with cats?

Nope...just tennis balls...lol.

Naahh, after a while you get tired of hearing mmmMMMMEEEEOOORRRwwwwwww across the house.

I think dogs will get tired of it in less than a week

Does a woman tire of her vibrator?

Good stuff

As long as it keeps the pet busy and doesnt disturb me during sexy time.

ONE DAY THAT DOGS HEAD WILL GET STUCK IN THAT BALL TOSSER AND IT WILL ALSO BE UNDER GRAPHIC WARNIG!

That's so cute and awesome.

How do we know that there isn't the smallest man just shooting the ball with a sling shot?

OMG the owner of this machine is the laziest prick dog owner in the fucking world!

Christ....if the dog wants to play withs balls that badly..he can play with mine.

Thats the happiest looking dog ever

if this is a real picture of you...your in need of a bra

If thats the real picture of you - you're in need of a bigger penis.

thats a drawing you shit cunt.....get your mind of the cock...pillow bitter

Naw my man, GeniusIQ180 got you on that one. Funny as hell. Sure it's a drawing, but have you ever heard of rotoscoping?

yeah, I know what it is....I put it up there didnt I?? so tell me exactly what is funny terence holt

What's funny, is that you came on trying to be a hard ass, and fat boy slim there turned it around on you, now you sound like a raving prick troll trying to gain some ground. You'll learn.....

raving prick troll...whatever the fuck that is...what will I learn?? Ive been on this site for a while now. so commenting on someones avatar is trying to be a hard ass?? Ok buddy. whatever you say terry

Considering you didn't even comment on the video but instead on someone's appearance, yes. Look, he zinged you good, instead of getting all hostile, just relax and zing him back, it's all in good fun. ...and you've only been making comments for about a month and a half, not very long. Although apparently long enough for you to get a second account made to upvote your comments the second they post. (Yes, this is true and don't try denying it..lol)

what are you the NT patrol?? thats what the reply/quote function is for. I dont need to comment on the video. just because ive only been commenting that long doesnt mean shit, I only got an account then, been on here much longer than that. and to your comment on a second account...I wouldnt waste my time. so dont try to think you know shit about me. im not the type that talks shit and cant back it up....im right here in Providence if you want to do something about it.

Damn, sooo hostile man. Never mind. Be a twerp to the rest of the NT community for all I care. Providence what by the way?

Nevermind, I see you've been on Intelius looking me up. I don't think you quite realize what I do for a living.....

am I supposed to be scared or intimidated by what you do?? unless you work for NT you cant track me. Im in IT...im not some shmuck who opens every email that i get. so take your scare tactics somewhere else. I have no problem with the NT community...just you...unless I comment on what you wrote here...dont reply to what I write...later tool

a bigger penis...hahaha, this coming from a guy who has never seen his

Your wife has seen it plenty - She just can't get enough!

I know she has seen...she used to change your diaper idiot...now stop bothering me, your mom and I...I mean my wife and I have some banging to do

Hopefully your jokes will join the 21st Century someday - Momma jokes? Thats just sad my friend.

The little kid was freeking me out!!!

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the dog is gonna go crazy playing with that the whole day..

not even getting a dog would save you even nmore time

lol, that's great. that's going to get that guy rich.

If i had something like that in my house the Kids will be strapping the dogs to it,

uh oh...spammer alert....delete vasadi

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Thmoas Edison must be rolling over in his grave...because that is fucking genius

I made one for my wife! :)
Very entertaining...

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Just wait for the little fucker to piss on it and see how far the electric shock shoots it across the room

Can you load it with cats?

i want one of those...

If someone super powered that ball cannon, that little wiener dog would fly out a window just like that dog from the Hudson Hawk movie.

I need one of those.

must of been invented by some lazy fat arsed american dogs are there for pleasure not to be entertained by a machine

They should have put the little dog shown at the end in the sling-shot... weeeee

THATS HOT

the way i see this, the kid is going to take the same route as the dog, nobody to play with.....

Well, I think its cool that someone took either the time to make, or the money to buy a contraption like that for their dog. Obviously they treat him well...maybe they use that for when they're not at home to keep him occupied.

dogs belong outside. case closed. I hate walking into someones job to discover the sweet smell of cat or dog piss and or poop. crazy animal lovers.

ITS A AMERICAN DOG DATS RIGHTS HAHAHA

wow! cool idea! yet it makes me think that even doggies wont need people to play with anymore,everything is going so auto and non personal :( but good for a dog whose owner is away all day,lol.

nice lol

Now just get it to toss me beer on command, and I'll buy two.

This one is EVEN better......
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11439792...ible_ Inventions

My dog would be flying and hitting the wall with that machine because he's not letting go of the ball for no one. *If you have a Wheaten, you know what I am saying*

That is the first daschund I have ever seen that wasn't obese!! That contraption is very cool!! That would be great for both my German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd who can both easily fetch a ball for 6 hours straight without ever taking a break...
...it's funny that everyone says it's made by a fat American, the UK is just as fat (if not fatter!) and just as lazy!!!

have to say thats pretty cool

That's clever as fuck. Don't ever use cricket balls or you'll come home, see a broken window, think you've been robbed only to find your dog has committed suicide.

Ive got 3 dottsies and they will fetch the ball all day long.So this thing is great

I thought that the forked rods at the front were gonna get caught round the dogs neck, hoisting it into the air and then firing a tennis ball directly at its face.
To say I was disappointed is an understatement.

Obviously the lazy geek that invented this contraption wanted to spend more time inventing than playing catch with his weeeener dog!

I'd like to see the dog get caught in there and launch his little wiener ass across the room.

all i have to say is that is stupid as hell

It does seen a little dangerous, but certainly not stupid.

smart pup too

Lazy owner or entrepreneur.

Just goes to show that dogs are stupid and that stupid dogs have lazy masters.

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I find it hard to believe the dog will be entertained by this if the owner leaves him alone. They only like playing fetch when there's someone playing too.
If I'm wrong, then the owner will come home to a noseless dog. Did you hear that contraption? I wouldn't let my kid near it. What a hand-grinder!

I thought this was an awesome invention. Then I thought about my dog. 15 mins after turning this on, my cat would get curious and end up getting launched down the hall. Dog would see this and 10 seconds later would grab the cat and put her BACK onto the machine. End result being a very pissed off cat and one happy dog.

THAT DOG HAS THE MOST LAZIEST OWNERS I'VE
EVER SEEN. I WONDER IF THEY A HAVE . MACHINES
THAT FEED IT AND PET IT AND PICKUP THE TURDS
THAT DOG LEAVES LYING AROUND. ALSO, I WONDER IF THE DOG HAS OCD. JESUS ! DOESN'T
ANY BODY TAKE A FUCKING WALK ANY MORE???!!!
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PETA...an nice way of saying, Terrorist. You people are way too serious. We will be seeing something like this on the market soon. Dont buy it and STFU.

Scott, on this one frame you managed to capture one of the best small pictures of a dog, ever.

That is so cool!

I WANT ONE

I couldnt watch it all ...my dog came into the room...

LOL!!!!!! OMG!! That's great!

Poor little shit

little dog is thinkin "WHEN WILL IT STOP?!!?"

pretty damn cool

i will just hire a mexican to do that for me

i thought the whole idea of playing this with your dog, was to bond with it good if its pissing you off though

Good idea for fitness dogs.
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In the vid I could see that kid puttin his hand in that thing right as it fires and throws the little tacker a couple of metres forward. But hey, the time he spent on this instead of spending time with his kid will be worth it as the dog will be happy.
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well, until the thing shoots sausage rex point blank in the face and breaks old yella's nose.
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shit, what a dumb invention afterall, as during that time ya wife found someone else.

Its fine when you do it with a small piece of shit like a sausage dog...... but trying that with a nassive german shepard or pitbull... hmm they would just trample that machine

that pimp have lots of money to spend

The lazy mans invention!

fuck..my dog saw it