Comforting to know that a career in the fire brigade bekkons! I think finding herself unconscious on the stage of any pole dancing club would result in almost certain pregnancy

who needs roofies when all u gotta do is let the girl pole dance for you.

Wow, poor girl, where did she run too?

She'd probably make the same noises if she was sliding down MY pole...

ERMm wouldnt it have made sense to have put the mattress behind you under the pole,thus saving you from injury,indignity and embarrasment?

When your sliding down a pole you should always use some protection.

someone told her to add baby oli in to her act she thought they ment on the pole

nice ass

I didn't know Jeffrey Dahmer's basement had a stripper pole.
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...or that anybody was using it.

Firefighter men have ballbearings and firefighter chicks have disk brakes.....for your information

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she was never dropped on her head as a child but she soon saw to that

bet no dog marked that pole yet, hmmm.

Now get in that position on the mattress...

i always laugh at people falling then get embarrassed afterwards knowing it must have hurt like hell for the person

Gravity > Skank ho

i guess she forgot to wipe the pole off between uses.

Wow, the auditions for Star Trek TNG were really tough - no wonder Picard's head is so lumpy!

The pole gave her a pile driver.

I always wondered what Chrissy from Three's Company was up to since the show ended.

went in sexy... came out stupid

looks like strippers to be should stay away from the upside down pole dancing.

Look at that.... even thin and hot girls make a loud noise when they fall...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

I will selflessly offer this young cherub some training in the art of gripping the pole. This way love..................... .

I didn't know the Polish had a type of dance named after them...but the result is what we have come to expect from the Poles...

whats going on? where are all these poles popping up from, waiting patiently for poor, defenceless stupid girls to make fools of themselves on; there should be some sort of investigation into all of this.

An investigation by the polece force. Unfortunately the suspect gave them the slip.

Lubing the pole with KY jelly was a part of her routine

hahahaha she is now mentally retarded but on the upside i bet she can crack watermelons with those thighs! i want 2 see that for her next video!

I thought it was cruel of whoever greased the pole. Truth be known, blondie probaby requested it to improve her grip.

that definitely brought her pole situation to a head...

I love girls like this, They are so eager to cum first that they have to start in Pole Position!
I'll get me coat.

i have a pole they can fuckin dance on!

She needs to return to her night job and strap the matress on her back and hit the streets.Id hit it / Im getting my coat to Shushi

Later Bambi realized she shouldn't have so cheap & should have ordered the breaking package on her pole!

HAhahhahha! What a retarded cunt!

I was going to say that too!.....
It was either that or something cleaver!

That's the hardest you've ever made me laugh I love it when you're a smart ass

Good to see you back.

She Was Out For Like 3 Seconds...Minor Concusion!

She needs a pole near her bed
Like she needs a hole in her head.

That bitch was dizzy!

I have never been more aroused.

larryvee has successfully come up with the worst simile EVER.

It cracks me up that strippers practice at home and I'm not sure why. Like a football player would with tires... only more slutty

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Have you ever thought of doing some proper marketing and advertising rather than ponsing off existing websites?

Haha that was pretty funny. I agree

CABEÇA OCA!????
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She couldn't take all that pole.. it was too big for her

This will help her on her near professional future you see, cause in comparison to this, anal sex will seem like a pretty good idea.

What do you say now, dizbadiz? Did she give that pole and floor some head?

So hot, so blonde, sooo dumb!

oh my god
I thought my wife had that pole put in as a tribute to fire men

strangely enough that was rather stimulating for some reason

Here we go folks:
A blonde is having another blonde over for pasta during a cold winter night. She goes outside to greet her. They meet, and they see that the windows are beginning to frost up at the corners. They talk about their workdays, and then dinner.
Visiting: "So, what are we having?"
Cooking: "Pasta."
Visiting: "Is it ready yet?"
Cooking: "Another minute before boiling."
Visiting blonde, a bit surprised: "Wow, I never knew that you could steam your pasta through the window."

I thumbed you up because I like you. That was a horrible joke.

For some reason, I find broken necks very sexy

she must be a really dumb blonde to fuck up one of the few things all blondes are good at

That what she gets for working with out a net, I mean a mattress. Blonds got to love them.

and blond can dance? they are stupid girls

Sounds like an empty bottle thrown to the floor. Nevermind...she won't need her brain to get deep throat-raped by her boyfriend who surely said: "Why don't you learn pole dancing? it'd be sexy to see you in a medical ruff.

Why the hell would you get the pole installed if you don't know what to do with it? That's like a blonde getting a universal remote for a dvd player, tv, and surround sound.

It's always the same with females, their pussy works but brain doesn't

I've never fucked a brain, so who cares? :-D
Imagine a date with the ultimate anti-girl...
"I know the secret of life and the size of the universe..." - "wanna fuck?" - "My pussy's out of order...wanna know what's 782346 x 98234589 ?"

so so true, preach

i'd still pee in her. by the way the pasta joke was lame, probably heard it from the dancer.

Fucking pile drived herself. Awesome.

Sympathy neck pain.

that waz funny how she wiggled off..haahaaha

SHE WAS THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS OF ME AND COZ SHE GOT SO WET SHE HAD NO CHANCE ON HOLDING THAT POLE!

WOMENS RIGHTS?! HAHA, Thats like a women running for president....Oh shit....

the walmart, stained, cum infested mattress was a nice touch. yo!

Where did she go Probably to go and cry cuz she looks like a fucking idiot.

And THAT is why there are no female firefighters!

And you never see any female scaffold erectors.

luckly she landed on a cushin of air!

I just want to baby her and hug her and kiss her boo boo

thumbs down

No, not thumbs down, Thumbs UP...So YOU'RE the culprit, Erk-cle.

Now we see the faces behind the thumbs. Accountability.

Hey, Tapeworm, my friend, it'll take a lil while to train these down-votin' motherfuckers but, we'll bring em around in time.

This is going to make things more interesting now. Away with the battle of the thumbs and let the war of words begin.
'Cry havoc and unleash the dogs of war.'

Mr Tapeworm may I ask you a question please? The people on NT can only vote thumbs up now am I correct in that thinking? Any one who thinks out of the box (let's go back to the EARTH is flat) which is what everyone thought at one time is an idiot with no thumbs up and everyone else speaks the truth? Not at just you Mr Tapeworm but just asking for your thoughts!

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Blondes...this one got the wrong idea when her boyfriend wanted to play a little game called "just the head".

these girls must of not graduated from high school..so they do the next best thing..i guess

gotta love them butterfingers

" daddy daddy, i hurt myself training to be a whore"............I dont think yer supposed to do that if you are a big ass amazon lookin bitch.

Oh my got, a self inflicted Tombstone paralyzer.......Sweet

wow was she hot.

WTF, why are all these white-trash girls putting poles right in there bedrooms, or living rooms... Dont they know how tacky that is!? First thing i wanna hear from a girl i met at the bar is "Wanna come back to my place, i gotta stripper pole in my living room!" BLECK - RUUUUNNN!!!!

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the KY was for AFTER the pole dance

jajaja...she bounced like a basketball

hey she's blonde , what do expect from her ..

What is the go with dumb bitches taping themselves pole dancing!!!

is it opposite day wtf if up with no thumbs down...???

That wasn't an accident. It's called the "KY Slide".

Haha... You can actually hear a hollow sound when her head hit the ground.

LMAO!!!

Next thing some of us will possibly see is them making laws for pole dancers to wear helmets and neck braces..

She slid down my pole last nite.. If u dont like it thumb me down... o wait u cant so turn ur thumb n stick it up us ass

That's Fucking Great... I love it... Ha Ha... That's what you get for trying to be something your not... You know they give lessons for that shit...

She may be shit but I'd still pay money to watch her do that.

it would have been funnier if she was spinning when she fell.

Insert dumb blond joke here : _________________________ _______________ !!

Am I the only one to notice how hollow that melon thump was?

wow she's a hottie

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id stil let her suck my cock! dont be jelious all you pig bitches out there. shes fucken hot and you know it.

Poor girl. I am thinking she should not quit her day job.

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HA HA HA

typical blonde-Stack up the mattresses on the wall where they do no good, and then land on your
head practicing your pole-dancing.
also, it's SO classy of a woman to have a pole
installed in her apartment.

SHe doesn't like to go down hard? Fuck her then!

hot but...she needs to get a new hobby

NO mercy from anyone? Myself I hope she didn`t cause a permanent neck injury. I looked bad.

i bet she thought she was paralized from the waist down!

so this what the all say! its hard work! haha
and love the way she stumbles away!

Well, Thats using her head.

Can you say broken neck?

her tits were too big.. they stopped her from pulling herself up haha

Whahahaaa. Man I laughed so hard, I might even have pooped a little...

great!

Wonder if she can still feel her cunt.

ahh ha ha ha ha ha i like the way her toes hit the deck can u say....... broken!!

that was hot

She reminds me of BlondeBonBon on FaceTheJury.com

"Pretty" does NOT equal "talented".

idiotlogy...

gravity hates you!!

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Most people think she didn't mean this, but this is actually a pole dancer technique, it is in high demand these days. she did it very well, i must say.

yea right

that was the most hallow sounding thud ive heard lol

OMG! HAHAHA... Messed up on the first move. By the looks of her room it doesn't look like she makes much money at "Hoe's on Pole's" either. I think it's time to look for a new career. The KFC down the road is hiring!!

forget the pole, get me a beer you will be much sexier

fuck kfc she can ride my pole, i love stupid blond bitches

yep