I swear I thought turkeys could fly
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"WKRP"

I'm surprised anyone here is old enough to remember that show

Boogerrrr!

Venus fly trap was the best.

Loni Anderson almost made me break my thing...a couple of times.

Bailey Quarters did it for me.

Finally, a cell-phone cameraman who realises the importance of the aftermath.

she was the reason for a mini earth quake in turky

ERmm,well she was better then the previous video,but my bets still with reeves......

Only dude's are suppose to commit suicide..
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Waste of a perfectly good Vagina...

hahaha thats very true

That wasn't a suicide .. but the Turkish Olympic finals.

Let's try to save her!!! She doesn't want to live anyway, but WE KNOW BETTER!

i think the pools on the other side, just a feeling

Check out my man and his case. " Gold teeth... gotta get the gold teeth....."

The woman fell 6 stories. What the hell is in that "Emergency" box that's gonna save her?

That's just the organ-retrievel unit

Yeh, but it makes him look good.

They are trained to do it to calm the onlookers, gives them the false hope they need to get through their lives. Sort of like the lottery for the common person.

what ever it is, get me one.

i think the cameraman should be next.

cracked those bricks,you bitch.

seems pretty mean of someone to have left that slice of pie at the bottom of that building.

What a fucked up way to die. Id probably have a heart attack before impact.

that was some really loud sound. thank god her ass did not pop out

...I'll never forgive myself for this. I'm suppose to say "Scott, I don't like what you said." but instead I'm getting this... oh geebuz, forgive me... fatty fatty fall down, she so fat she fall doooown! *sings*

HAHAHA Your going to hell.

she doesn't look bootiful

It's sad that some women have to resort to this, but breast reduction surgery can be very expensive.

those four redbulls she had just drunk,didnt give her wings!

Hey! I saw Mario from the Mario Bros in that vid! Looks like he's making regular appearances in suicide videos to suppliment his income!

I think it was more like a leprechaun... an EVIL leprechaun...

sounded like someone popping a crisp packet

The past few of these I've seen, they've been kinda apprehensive. Love the way she was clutching the edge after sliding off. Gotta wonder if she was that wishy washy when she bought shoes...
Plus, once again, the asshole with the camera pretty much botched the take. Do it one mo' 'gin from the top!

sounded like a cow shitting on a flat rock

Wasn't she supposed to land on her feet? Oh wait a sec, that's cats.

Rescue guy looked around to see if anyone saw him feel her titt, and steal her jewelry - what great perks them rescue guys get !!!
we had a guy in our neighborhood, paid fireman, got caught feelin up the unconscious females in the back of the ambo - i think he failed the "finger sniff" test
now he just teaches cpr ????? would that be considered a promotion????

Think that concrete will need CPR

If fat is lighter than muscle, and more spongy - shouldn't a fat person float down, then bounce off the concrete?????????????
jess askin

She looked lpretty pieceful.

Miss that (already used/clever) play on words there, didja?

Thats ok

She's OK.

So during the last moments of this womans life, she did the most excercise.
walkin up those stairs sure burnt off alot of calories, or the lazy biatch was to tired to walk back down the stairs, she took the easy way

Once again big thumbs down to the camera man

I bet she never knew that her death would be posted on some foreign web site where it would be laughed at over and over by the fat induced SPLAT. Funny the way life works.

Doesn't anyone in that part of the world know how to use a camera? If it wasn't for the sound of her hitting the ground (I've heard turds make more noise ) you might think she landed on an airbag...until the end of course......

If i jumped from that high i woulda just landed on my feet, dust myself off, and walk to mc donalds for an apple pie

TURKISH DELIGHT

Why does your avi do something for me?

She fell down faster than a fat bitch who fell down too fast...

now we know, you can't burn off fat by throwing yourself off a high building..better luck next time

no but you can splat your fat all over the floor

I don't think that first aid kit was needed

Give a whole new concept to the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme... thats cuz it doesnt say that Humpty was an egg... he was just a fat dude and this was his mom... who wanted some action from all the kings men ... and horses ....

damn, that little red demon appears again, he made her loose control, i blame him for thisone..

all they needed was the white sheet and the gurney. no need for the emergency kit. ps--------that camera man should be thrown off that roof

worse cameraman ever.

I am woman, hear me splat on the ground.

This is first class to heaven from American Air die

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It took the ambulance crew the same time to receive the call that someone fell of a roof, get into their ambulance, drive to the scene and start caring for the victim than the cameraman needed to find the woman. Why was he filming the building for 20 seconds? Did he think that the woman - despite the big bang - was caught up in mid air by a sudden gravity loss?

ZOOM OUT!

Allah allah allah, what the fuck you only get a akbar if you blow up some one or cut there deads off or what? That shit sounded like some one just swated a fly with a shovel

You only get an akbar if you behead someone or cum in Muhammed's dirty Islamic mouth.

LOL I take it you and Rascoil aren't big fans of the muslims.

That has to be the understatement of the year.

The only good Muslim Extremist is a dead one. FUCK ALLAH

You know what I say? Fuck Jesus! Where is he when you need him....Oh wait, he is at the gay bar. What Fuck!!!!!

I always thought it was good to believe in something. That way it keeps a person (me) from just going out and killing as many fuck ups as you can in the world. Plus you have something to look forward to even if it may be fake, it is just a comforting fact that all the asswholes that don’t believe in anything are going to a hell of there own, as they live and come to realize over there poor pathetic lives they have or will never have nothing but the worms that will lay with them till they are bones. Just a thought for you.

They should have added sound effects for the kiddies to watch it too.

damn !! did yall see that reponse time? (emergency personell) gourney ready and everything! go turkey!

Response time was excellent, yes. However the question is what exactly do they expect to accomlish? I mean she didn't stub her toe, she did a belly-flop from the roof of a fairly tall building and created a sonic-boom when she hit bottom. I'm pretty sure shes dead and the ground is hurtin'.

Looks like she's resting, falling off buildings can be stressful I hear!

Those paramedics were perverts! Hiking up her shirt to get a look at some dead titties! They should be ashamed!

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Damn! I thought it said Truckish

my son is in the same room as me and when she hit he laughes! He's a chip off the ol' shoulders I tell you!

Don't you mean chip off the old block? Nice combination of sayings lol

that was one major fanny fart as she hit the deck

It looks like the paramedics where waiting for the woman to fall and they look like they are used to see people falling off buildings

Her husband must've whipped her ass real badly...
Christ...just take a kitchen knife and slit his throat when he sleeps;
THAT;S WOMEN FOR YOU!
Dumb ass fucking hell

Question? Why the hell are the paramedics trying to save her when it is blatantly obvious she don't wanna live. Hell, they watched her fall.

Poor woman. Her life must of been miserable.

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at 10 seconds it sounds like the 'holler service' from dave chapelles show. "we will send trained people to 'holler' at the female of your choice" this one couldn't take that and jumped off a building hollalalalalal hol lalalala holla

Her fall sounded like me smacking my girlfriends ass.

Well someone watched Mary Poppins one too many times. That wasn't her smacking the ground that made that loud bang, it was the McDonald's manager blowing his own head off on the street. His business is going to take a huge hit

You could get hurt doing stunts like that.She shoulden't try that no more.She could get hurt.

Gravity is a bitch.

The EMT was just going through the motions....he hadn't openend his kit in weeks and wanted to look important. She was already dead.

lol@checking for a pulse and fuck you cameraman, now you'll always remember the short bus field trip.

tha little silver box aint helpin no fucker... Plus i dont no how many times i have said this but if you gonna jump do it with a bit of style. Why is it when you see these vids the they always tinker on the edge trying to hAng off first JUST FUCKING JUMP...

Poor woman...

Best suicide jump sound everr!

being a big bitch is never easy!

fuck i was about to say "somebody give that cow a push" then splaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

I love the random bark the camera man gives.: "Auurruff!!"

wow, what a thud.

i wonder what goes in her mind while shes getting closer to the floor

Well if it was "I'll be so pissed if this ends up on nothingtoxic.com", she must be rolling in her grave....although she won't be rolling coz she's FAT.

fuck what a slap that was. the guy with the first aid kit is useless at that point. no-one's putting humpty together again.

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I was thinking "hold the camera still, damn you...scroll down...come on, show it...there it is!"
Seriously, if I lived there, I'd throw myself off of a building, too!!!

Sounded like a gun going off. Was somebody playing Call OF Duty 4 in one f the flats?

If your going to jump off a building and kill your self, do us all a favour and do a couple flips.

women are funny.

"That made a really loud sound because she's fat."
The cherry on the sundae.

1)Like the guy above, i was hoping for a somersault at least.
2)I'm mad there was emergency personnel there but none of them thought to bring a trampoline or soemthing.
3)MAN that was like, in stereo or something. Loud as hell!

LOL!! It sounded like she exploded when she hit the ground. Must have just been the supersonic rippling of her fat-rolls.

I feel bad for loving and laughing at this video sooo much!!!

dude that was fucking loud. shoulda laid off the donuts.

wow i never knew people made that much of a crash when they fell 100 feet

Those were not paramedics, they were from the local kebab establishment. Waste not want not in Turkey.

THAT IMPACT WAS FELT IN CANADA

One down 70,000,000 more to go.

ENOUGH W/ THE EMERGENCY MEDIC KIT TAKE HER TO A MORGUE

hell yeah machupichu

the cameraman had shit for brains

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