Comments - Parkour Guru David Belle Painfully Messes Up a Jump

category: Accidents | views: 55216 | posted on: 03/12/2008

When he's 75 and his back is killing him, this is why. Or maybe it's because he'll be 75...

norm [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:12am

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had a lot of pep when i was just a pup.

nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:59pm

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But just like this guy, you were still latched onto your mamma's tit.

liacon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:15am

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No pressure since I'll be getting thumbs-down anyway icon_cheesygrin.gif This guy will grow up to be a democrap. icon_wink.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:04am

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....at the very last second, Clarke Kent realised what it was he forgot to do before leaving the bedroom that morning!! icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:20am

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WTF? everybodys cheering and high fiveing him for falling down a hole? im going to assume not a lot of exciting things happen where they live!

Soryon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:33am

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whats not exciting about seeing someone fuck their shit up? prolly cheering him on for round 2, hopefully something breaks next time.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:52am

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Soryon on Mar 12 08 : 6:33am wrote:
whats not exciting about seeing someone fuck their shit up? prolly cheering him on for round 2, hopefully something breaks next time.
HAHAHA! your right,in front of him they're cheering but as he walks past i bet they whisper ''doofus''!

Werby [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:23am

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David Bell is french, id try kill myself if i was french to.

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:03am

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someone mentioned the iraq war, so he did what any french man would jumped down a hole and hide icon_wink.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:15am

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You'd think he'd be good at leapfrog. That was more like his version of Toad-in-the-Hole. icon_beer.gif

Soryon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:27am

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flying thru the air, seeing stars.

Komodo [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:28am

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OSSUM BRO DEWD BRO WOOOO!! BRO DEWD WOO!!
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nando22 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:33am

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bad jumping attempt but a good facial

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:35am

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@Comment, all the evidence in this video points to a likelyhood of reaching that magical 75th birthday is roughly 7%. icon_eek.gif
P.S. What a twat.

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:45am

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If he gets a hi-5 for "nearly" cracking his scull open, what would he get for actualy cracking his cull? icon_rolleyes.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:06am

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DiscoBiscuit on Mar 12 08 : 6:45am wrote:
If he gets a hi-5 for "nearly" cracking his scull open, what would he get for actualy cracking his cull?
a brass band and a daytrip to the zoo maybe? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:11am

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dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:09am

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Red6ixx on Mar 12 08 : 7:11am wrote:
i was thinkin an ambulance.
i was talking about in his wheelchair after a 18month coma! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:59am

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about 2 to 5.

mofo666 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:50am

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was any other outcome actually possible?

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:53am

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If this is a Parkour Guru....I'd hate to see a
Parkour Idiot......
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oh wait there the same.... icon_stoned.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:57am

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Hell, why don't you just go around the Goddamned thing! icon_neutral.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:57am

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Make that former parkour guru.
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Parkour: when getting hurt skateboarding just isn't enough.

capo [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:58am

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Spiderman wannabe's....

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:10am

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so, again, why do thousands of people across the world try to emulate this guy?

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:16am

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Lucky for him, the ground broke his fall...

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:20am

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AT LAST! I've been dying to see one of these kids miss a jump! My prayers have been answered! icon_cheesygrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:11am

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Maybe next time we can get it from on top of a 5 story building! icon_twisted.gif

canillo [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:21am

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his good know check him in a half of hour

darkangelicdust [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:22am

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icon_question.gif and the point of that was what?

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:27am

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If your gonna do that shit you better be able to shake it off. icon_beer.gif

nico99 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:37am

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The guy on the ground got some great pictures.
Once they'd unhooked the camera from his larynx.

Stabcity [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:03am

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Thats it buddy just walk away and leave the guy whos skull you nearly crushed on the floor.

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:12am

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he had to. it was "high-five time".

mr_tinklestine [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:04am

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Dam he must have felt like a right twat after that i could jump that blind folded lol guess he aint best afterall icon_rolleyes.gif

handysamm [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:10am

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Man I LOVE watching these retards face plant themselves. icon_beer.gif .....The gap was too wide, and his gene pool was too shallow!
Unfortunately these numbnuts usually live long enough to breed. icon_cry.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:12am

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Belle is still one of the best he fell cleaner than any other parkour accident on NT.

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:28am

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Brushed the fall right off icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:35am

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I think his dad needs to punch him in the face again.

liamjefford [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:33am

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I think that wall saved alot of pain icon_beer.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:39am

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Guess I'm jess 2 ol, or dum, er both??
what's "parkour" mean icon_question.gif
Is it the same as "dumass"???? icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:46am

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i guess in their country, failing is to succeed.. icon_neutral.gif

viennasound [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:07am

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that stair bum shat himself, for the fourth time this week

the_skizz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:08am

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I love how this guy is a 'guru'. I wish I could obtain 'guru' status by jumping off of buildings. So far, I'm only at 'dumbass' on that scale.

CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:45am

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Guru, dumbass hhhmmmm.....Doesn't appear to be a difference for this vid. icon_biggrin.gif

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:29am

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scotty2hotty! on Mar 12 08 : 9:11am wrote:
Maybe next time we can get it from on top of a 5 story building!
Why in the fuck are you replying to your own comments?

QB [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:57am

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I bet he'll remember to lift his feet next time and thank the kid at the bottom for trying to "catch" him!

Necramonium [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:08am

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his foot seems to get stuck at the ridge,but you gotta love his free running in banlieu 13

mazoku [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:15am

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"No Kyo don't jump! We're just kidding! It's not really filled with invisible water!"

zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:40am

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He was aiming for the invisible net.
Because he's been spending too much time on the real one. icon_biggrin.gif

God Sea [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:34am

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Ninja training for dummies coming to DVD

Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:59am

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usually the parkour pricks just cry but this man jumped up and walked away. icon_beer.gif . not bad.
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1205109076/I...st_be _Spiderman
lil apu should give him lessonz

rascoil [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:15am

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Fuck that, I am glad, I never went threw a stage of life like that one. icon_eek.gif

zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:21am

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rascoil on Mar 12 08 : 12:15pm wrote:
Fuck that, I am glad, I never went through a stage of being quotefucked by a taco like this one.
Fixed! icon_cheesygrin.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:39am

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FUCKER, I have a relative that owns a Taco Bell, Maybe You will grace our doors one day. We will have a special burrito for you ZYK. icon_cheesygrin.gif

lorak [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:31am

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that fool already on the floor must have must have been David's teacher.

RainyCity [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 11:50am

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you see what went wrong here
he jsut sucks
dont try this at home

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 12:00pm

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i don't think it was that bad as he walked away with a smile.

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 12:19pm

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that could of been alot more painfull. lucky asshole

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 12:52pm

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Methamphetamine makes you think shit like this is a good idea.

Lady_Knockout [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:48pm

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I'm worried about his right knee.. That's going to hurt for quite some time.. Especially 20 years from now.. I guess stupid kids have to make mistakes to learn. icon_lol.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:53pm

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ad there he goes to try it again

creampuff [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:02pm

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it takes guts..he won't have them long

Uglyduck [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:32pm

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What a gibbon.

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:36pm

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"Cocaine is a wonderful drug"--Rick James, bitch. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:54pm

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That should knock a month or so off his life-span! Whether he walked away with a smile or a frown, his organs took a wallop on that butterfingers advert. icon_exclaim.gif

slash [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 3:39pm

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practice for the paris hiltons vagina sponsord long jump were not going great

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 3:53pm

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Who the David Belle? icon_beer.gif

furvert101 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 3:59pm

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i can do that...

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:16pm

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the worst thing is that my kids are going to pay for this ass social security when he finaly retires breaking bones everywhere...... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

pumpum [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:30pm

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This shit was cool for like 2 weeks

Meconium [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:36pm

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This was a faze like marbles and pogs. Pogs sucked ass for anybody's information.

007blademusic$sniper [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:51pm

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rofl he walks away like it was nothin

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:01pm

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I actually still have a Marshall Faulk pog that I got free from Tombstone pizza back when he was a rookie with the Colts. But yeah, they definitely sucked ass. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:50pm

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Damn... Kryptonite!

Masterdebater [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:10pm

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Lol @ 0:25!
"Heeyyy I fucked up!! High five!"

AK47heaven [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:09pm

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he had that chick there to break his fall hahaa

supernaut [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:55pm

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that was funny too

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 11:16pm

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I don't think he'll ever have to worry about leaving fingerprints again.

pikemaster [ban] | Mar 13 08 : 7:19am

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fuckin brilliant , class , reminds me of when my brother got punched and lost his teeth , he then came home drunk and out of order , so dad gave him another slap , we hadnt laffed so much since are nan caught her tit in thy mangle

rorge [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:13am

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that was called a Harvey Wallbanger.

Gromit [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 4:41pm

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He's acting all tough till he gets out of sight then he'll drop to his knees and cry like an ordinary frenchman.

8039 [ban] | Mar 17 08 : 9:36am

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He said to put this online so that people can see that he is only human and that everyone can make mistakes even in simple jumps.

fr33runn3r [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 5:58am

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omg.....seriously accident

Hanso [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:22am

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Serves him right. Í hate parkour. I hope all parkour people die.

G R [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 10:23pm

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bbu...But WTF is wrong with the young people today just maybe they been reading too many books of Batman, Superman or Hulk...????

Driver [ban] | Mar 24 08 : 5:41pm

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Im...im...IM...oK...it..i T's cool really IM COOL bbbBUT where are we...??i..i..I dont remember my name WHAT happend..? i..i..I think I need a Doctor ...WELL SON THAT'S A BIG 10/4 I COPY LOUD AND CLEAR AND SEE YOU ARE A IDIOT... icon_beer.gif

VivaLaDam [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 9:40pm

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smooth !

yoklfumyurp [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 9:20am

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Parkour is for people whose IQ's cannot match up to that of the average cauliflower.

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 9:25am

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no! my hero debunked; i think ill cry now icon_cry.gif

Ded Face Likes Violence [ban] | Nov 7 08 : 9:18pm

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Hes also the guru of playing it off like hes not in pain icon_razz.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 14 09 : 4:06pm

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he fell asleep for a sec

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