"Officer, my Tom Tom said go straight 3 blocks..."

no se little ze

...probably just forgot to grab his popcorn from the break room microwave on the way out

There were many boring afternoons at work in the supermarket where I'd have welcomed action like that. And perhaps a minor injury to my superviser, not enough to ruin her life but just enough to send her home wouldn't have hurt either

cleanup in aisle 5, pronto

'see!, my car did a way better job than your so called sledge hammers. next time give me my refund.'

people are amazing