The dog was the smartest character of that clip

dirt diving, the new redneck extreme sport.

Cleaning up the gene pool does have it's own irony sometimes.

after smoking crystal meth, his friends convinced him that there was a pool in the backyard

dismount 10/10

I fail to see what he could have possibly accomplished, from jumping from that roof.
eiither an ass full of hedge, or a face full of gravel.

WHERES THE TRAMPOLINE!!!!?!?!?!