lol wow, he probably died from a heart attack, so the devil got his wish..

ALRIGHT! ALL COMPUTER NERDS & IT GEEKS I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU!
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Your mission (should you chose to accept it) is to start & run a program that we'll call "Hater Block '08" ( catchy, huh? I thought of it myself ).
-The purpose of said program would cut off all of these haters voting down good comments for no damn reason.
-For those of us who are not so technically advanced just find these assholes & bring them to me! I just filled the propane on the blow torch & got nice pair of rusty pliers !

lol seriously man, the voting everyone down for now reason at all..

we're voting u down because your comments are dumb! DUH!

really dont have much to say. I just didnt want my comment at the end of the list. thumbs up to all. - :

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Escapes getting crushed: Good for him, bad for us. He'll probably want to change his underwear.

Lucky, or just plain stupid????
YOU DECIDE.

Sushi, I see some prick is going thru with the thumbs-down. Can you imagine how pathetic his life must be

I know mate, EVERY single comment, I would love to cut their dick off and subsequently ruin their relationship with their little brother.
I will just have to settle for pitying their sad little existence instead. Don't mention them and they will soon go back to sniffing panties and texting "Real Hot Chicks in YOUR Are" numbers and wacking off to sharking vids.
Have one of these, It makes it all o.k.

You kill me sir. It's a little early for I still have a long day at work. Have a great day

You too bud.

He did it for the adrenaline.
Anyone seen the movie Crank? its fun., no good story though.

That guy sure was lucky, he could have ended in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
BTW whos the presentator of this clip

did ya see the look on his face? fucking priceless.

He was so happy he went home and had his wife squash him..

That's funny, being that he likes to be squashed so much, I would have thought this would have been the ultimate experience......

I haven't seen that kind of jumping since Super Mario.
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Press "A" to start next level!

actually i was thinking more along the lines of Frogger!!! ya know, with the cars and all. and hopefully he managed to land on that "log" that surely dropped from his pant lag right after.

lol

I'm glad to see that all his training for the 110m hurdles came in handy.

That is one BIG accident!
Cops say the skidmarks are the biggest they have ever seen.
The local laundrette says "No job is too big"

dammit! I was hoping the 'skidmark' joke was untouched!
to the master

thanks. I will pass it on to him!

Was that Air Jordans he's wearing!?!?!?! I want a pair too!

wonder who's fault the accident was.

This vid was on FOX tv last nite...the truck ran a red light in Canada...but kudos to the guy for learning the Tennesee Two step real quick.......

thanks... and why did my original comment get -5?

In his next vid, he hops across a river on turtles and alligators.

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White men CAN jump.

What's with the avatar dude, got a fetish for 13 year olds?

13? shes more like 9 or 10 my kids watch that show an it does seem weird to see that avatar on NT.

Yeah,the avitar below is PERFECT........

Wow, humans have good reflexes when needed. o.O

Lucky guy.Good thing he is alert and in pretty good shape.Drivers in Toronto drivers are pretty crazy at times.

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You know, it might have been better for him if he HAD been hit.
He'd have looked less ridiculous.

Test

In NYC thats just how you get to the other side of the street.

Comment of the day
verytrue

first time i give 5stars ^^

he may have had one of those giant car magnets in that backpack.

The jumping pants shitting guy can hold some of the blame for that too. Red light or not you can pretty much tell if someone is going to stop as they approach a light, and there was NO way that truck appeared to be slowing down.
-always remember to look both ways!

well boo f---ing hoo, what big action hero. he looks a little shakin

The chanche he made a gore video whas bigger than the guy survived this shit.

Testing...again......

SLAMMY....Hope life is treating you better than you are treating that dog..
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J.K.....Hope your back..

Awww geez not another "testing" repost!
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Haha, good one Zyk.

What a total Prick, did he not look before he walked out onto a busy road?

they should find a way to find some ones IP address and ban thier IP from the site. People who just want to go through and give every body the thumbs down have no life. Vote me up if you agree

fortunately Todd wore his NASA jet pack today, it would prove to be useful for a change!

Nice!

What the hell was he carrying on his back a kitchen set

Is anyone else sick of hearing that truck horn whizzing by sound? I mean, it's the same damn horn every single video, how about some originality from "Wild Videos" every now and then??

that i call a great reaction of him to escape from death

He should run to the nearest convenience store and purchase a shit-load of lottery tickets, that is one lucky guy there

Norm...What are you doing to that deer in
The Links of the day

that's the story of my life right there.

You said white men cant jump, ( excluding all Canadians ) Ok fixed.

For a second there, I thought he was going to lose his shoes.

who ever said white men cant jump was wrong this guy was like a frog

the grim reeper must have been drinking a beer

That would have been really good if it was that one leged russian.

I'd go buy lottery tickets right now.

...This man deserves to live.

does this remind anyone else of frogger?

me

he's now justified to call himself SKIPPY THE KANGEROO!

The NBA will probaly give him a contract if they see this video.

Had a bit of a ballerina in him, eh?

if you look closely, the crosswalk sign goes from "WALK"
....to
"JUMP FUCKER! HURRY! FUCKING JUMP!!!" right before the truck speeds by. good thing he pays attention to crosswalk signs

its ganna take 3 months to get those turds out of his jocks!

Lol. Those are some poorly timed, lame jumps, but I bet he felt his movements were as swift as neo's n the matrix.

so much of geting my lawn cut today

He has probably never moved like that in his life. I bet he pulled something

I THINK "PIPPY LONG STOCKINGS" WAS HOT !!!
that's just me

The comments today are much funnier than usual (I think) yet they are thumbed down? Strange.

the phrase "a hop and a skip away" suddenly became crystal clear

shit i bet that wagon driver just put his radio on and pretended nothing happened and acted thick i would have

car wouldn't have hit him anyway despite his nancyboy jump

What spidey-like reflexes!

damn....now he defenetly ate his lucky charms

Go Go Gadget bowl movement!

I thought I smelled stale penis, sup Diz.

Accusations, accusers, whatever.
It's fuckin wierd. Moreso than dirtybertie's....

I'd hit it.

here here

Then use an avi of her being over 16....pedo.

You ignorant dunce! "Pedo" only applies to people who like children. And a 16 year old girl is not a child!. At least not in the world of sane, healthy people. She would be a teenager, approaching the end of puberty. You fucking pervert.

First off, where I'm from 16 is still underage and considered a child (even to sane healthy people). Secondly, the topic at hand isn't her being over 16, it's the imagery posted of her being 10! The fact that Truth_Hurts would rather focus his/her interests at her while at 10 years of age instead of the legal age she might be now, insists upon him/her having pedophilic tendencies. Please learn to keep up with the rest of us, you seem like decent person.

mmm. of course a 10 year old is a whole different matter, but this dude said she was 16, in which case, unless you are from another planet, its impossible to be 16 and be a child. Read some biology. Being "underage" is just a legal statute. They could set it to 30 if they wanted to.
And about this guy's tendencies I couldnt care less. All that bothers me is how easily people stop thinking to blindly obey what they are told. cheers.

My perspective is this:
1. Truth_Hurts posts an avi of a 10 year old girl.
2. You respond with, "I'd hit that!"
What are we supposed to think about that?
It's not about blindly following what we're told. A 16 year old girl is still too emotionally underdeveloped to handle a sexual relationship (read that ALSO in biology) Once again people's opinion point to a more animalistic quality that degrades any true moral standing. ...but I blame Truth_Hurts for being a troll disguising himself as a wannabe regular and "fishing" for this kind of response in people. Why do you think he felt compelled to congratulate you on your "honesty" if everything was on the up and up anyway? If so, your comment would have been rather mundane wouldn't you say?

wisemen say: Arguing on the internet is like competing in RETARD SPORTS, even if you win, you're still RETARDED.

...but you would say I won right?

Your logic is so backwards I don't even know where to begin.

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Don't worry Kyo, your band wagon of kiss asses are on me also.

I bet he saw his whole life flash right on front of him... Lucky bastard.

I posted that last comment against Kyo by mistake.


But, while I'm replying to you, I wanna say that I think it's YOU that's doing all the hate voting.

Funny how you get made moderator and suddenly all the popular users on NT get major thumbs down all the time. Weird huh... Just call me Sherlock.

I swear to you that that thought crossed my mind today, CG. It's just too fucking weird that the most popular guys here are voted down ( BIG TIME!) on almost every post today. Something is most definitely up but I have no idea what.

Even I didn't think of that.
But let's face it: people have been voting me down as well (maybe not to -10, but -3, -5, etc.). Currently I have no way of knowing who votes for what, and I don't care... until we get another outbreak of -30 or -40 by the same idiot from last month.

The lower the score, the sooner I click the comment. Have to read what was so objectionable so in effect the downmarking is counter-productive.

Frog man had a brush with death.

that was a close 1

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he was a hobo. can't you see his bag of goods strapped to his back. he probably went on later and pan handled 13 dollars and scored a crack rock

lol at this video.
off-topic: you fail at trolling a troll. QQ.

Do you live under a bridge?

lol at this.

YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ya bunch a trolling muthafuckas, take that!!!!

He just knew those Jackie Chan home video lessons would finally paid off someday!!!

See...white men CAN jump!

Saw this last night!

LETS DANCE!

man, this guy will surely win in a game of hurdles

The fact that this girl is over 16, yet you CHOOSE to use an avi of her at age 10 (round abouts I'd wager) in a suggestive manner only proves that YOU are the one with Pedophilic tendencies. Also, it's one more peice of evidence that continually leads me to believe that you truly are, in all reality...a woman hater.
If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and posts pictures of 10 year old girls on the net.....its probably a pedo-duck.

I never accused you of anything, i just said it's weird thats all. I mean as long as your not a grown man it's fine, but otherwise you never know.

OK He is a frog

THIS VATO MUST OF BEEN GOOD JUMPING THE BORDER,,,,,,,,,,

If I were him, I'd go directly home and smoke a J.
Calm your nerves.

next level mario bross

two things steam my beans about this video:
1. a crosswalk doesn't mean you don't have to look, no sympathy there;
2. what's up with everyone carrying everything they own in backpacks like they are running away from home?
you don't need to bring all your shit with you and look both ways damn it.
thx for tolerating my rant

I saw this quite a while ago on t.v, but it still makes me laugh
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To all you playing the thumbs down game, GROW UP, your mum's getting tired of the piss stains in your bed, you're 35 for gods sake, if you can't go wee wee like the other big boys wear some adult diapers, oh and your underpants aren't for wiping your ass with.
Thumb this down you bunch of pussies.

Nike Jordans, the wind breaker pants and jacket....
I think he was expecting this.

He better not lay there too long... Im sure a car will fall from the sky soon.

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oohh lucy boy

That was some super hero shit. Seen how pale the kid is afterward.

I hate the puns on those Most Shocking and Most Dangerous shows. Get some better writers!

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Poor guy just wanted to cross the road.... Didn't need THIS today...

AND THE NEXT DAY THE DUDE WON THE LOTTERY! LUCKY!

From the picture, I thought the bloke was wearing a jet pack
to walk (jump) away from that and have it on film as well, cool

i love that show!!
shes buff as fuck

he'll be ok...he's just a little hungry.

The expression on his face says "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK" etc.

If he was an atheist before he wasn't after that.

why? i had an car crash 60mph and left the scene without a scratch! (the others had broken legs, ribs etc.) but i still am an atheist, u know...300 persons die, 1 has luck and survives, doesn't mean there is a god!

"Kriss Kross will make ya Jump jump
Uh huh uh huh"
Add music yourself....

nice mate nice

Those were some fancy moves, pal!

why so jumpy?

he was lucky

that was strait up frogger there.