damn, now that is truely fucked up..
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don't do the crime, and you won't end up payin' of it..seriously

Well.. He doesn't look all too wealthy, and if your in that position stealing sometimes is the last option to survive.. can't blame him, the whole system is fucked up.

yea i know, i agree with you, but atleast steal from people that are not like these guys..

THOISE DUDES ARE BRAZILIAN THEY ARE SPEAKING (BRAZILIAN)PORTUGUESE YOU FOOLS>>>>>>>>>>

someone said earlier that these guys were speaking portuguese.they are actually speaking spanish.and they are not dominican ,they are actually colombian.colombians have a very distinct accent plus they are using colombian slang.if you look at the video carefully,you can see that he is already missing a hand.i wonder if they chopped it off that same day or they just happen to pick on this guy everytime they have a bad day at work.either way is fucked up.the HANDsome guy looks a bit slow too.

I wonder what old lefty is up to these days

Holy shit, I stand corrected, it looks like he made the same mistake twice.

If it makes you feel any better, I have done some investigating and this story has a happy ending! He managed to get £35 for his gloves and a further £20 for his watch on E-Bay.

And on top of that, after his new hooks were installed he got a job as a coat rack at Wal-Mart.

He was a stand-in for Edward Scissor-hands!

i know yer you wudve thought he'd learnt after the first time! p.s. scotts comment is fukking hilarious lol and the weekend is upon us for everyone

He aint gonna have anything left to chop off if he keep's it up...poor stumpy...

Yeah, but as he runs away, you can just make out his laughter as he shouts to the officials-
"Ha Ha, try putting your cuffs on me NOW"
Quite a cunning plan really.

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what the hell could this guy have done?? poor fucking bastard

hmmmm...justice?

Judging by his other arm, he didn't learn his lesson the first time!!

I bet that's how he lost his other hand too. The question is how is he going to wipe his ass now?

fuck that, how is he gonna masterbate?
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shit, and he should have tried the running, before gettin his arm cut off..

he's going to have to jerk off with his elbows.

lol, i find that impossible..lol..imagine. .

the question is was he caught stealing or did he grope the guy with the machete wife

Well, taht's both his hands gone now. If he is going to steal anything else, he is gonna have to be a real clever dick!!

At the WRIST of sounding like a pussy, that was an UNDERHANDED thing to do.

Yeah, but someone had to FINGER the criminal. I just hope he now GRASPS the severity of his infraction.

"Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand?" is an expression that shouldn't be taken literally

should make beating off more interesting.

gotta love that sound (00:25) !!

An awful thought came up=
that 25 sec ping was from the microwave, saying his other hand is done

Wow. Pretty barbaric method of Jurisprudence wouldn't ya' say?

apparently he said "can i run to help the pain"

noshit

he's gonna have alot of fun rubbing one out with his feet

His village had had enough of his stink pull my finger jokes.

Guy1: I won't hit you, I just wanna see how close I can get.
Guy2: That's what you said last time.

it sucks i just cant think of anything cleaver to say like the guys above me.
im sad now

Any background on this one, guys?
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It doesn't look like some Muslim court. It sounds almost like South America.
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Why Cheech Martin wants to cut a purple man's hand off is anybody's guess.

dumbass

In Africa they are realy clamping down on happy slapping.

no matter what he did...nobody deserve this shit

exept squid

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here here.

He didn't really have much of a choice, the man would probably have just killed him had he not complied with the arm hacking.
Sent him packing armless and naked too, what a bunch of assholes..

This is the reason these lunatics are still 3rd world and stuck in the stone age.

the guy just wanted a matching set....

its gona be a barsted when he gets an itchy eye and im not talking about the eyes in his head

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some elite dogs get their tails chopped off. lucky to be a mutt.

Maybe he took off running so he would bleed out and not have to live that way... you know, always asking for a hand from people!

anyway his hands didnt match with the size of his POTENTIAL HUGE ERECTED DICK....

lame you

lets give him a hand!

Thats pretty sad now how the fuck is he going to take care of himself. they should have killed him an put him out of his misery.Or maybe try building a jail.

He has a great career ahead of him. Begging for hand outs on the street.

You evil bastard. You're worse than I am.

Great no how's he going to jack off?

now he cant masturbate

This is the best video of the week, HANDS DOWN!

"the World in his hands"......

Look, mom, no hands!

lame

This is your contribution? And my comment is lame? Lay off the hater-aide, my man.

@ S2H, I know you coined the hater-aide term. I'm just borrowing it.

yes, it is lame
Nothing personal:)
But everytime someone gets his hands chopped of or arm removed, there is a comment "look ma, no hands!" so
It is a lame comment.

first it was "blood diamonds", now it's faux "magic monkey paws".
anything to make a buck

need a hand,buddy???

That guy was a lard ass compared to the anorexic chick.

This guys actually looks like he is doing his own version of Jackass. He seems almost giddy with excitement at the thought of having his arm chopped off. He even seems to be giving instructions to the guy with the machete. So what's up with this?

the guy with the machete said: put it there or i'll kill you....
I mean ,please,if it was gonna be either the hand or the head I would go with the hand...
but still the naked guy forgot to "go with the hand" , he just left it there,...weird

Dude....high five.....er.......fist bump........er.......rock paper scissors.......er........ forget it

What a fake video. The thing hits him mid arm and then his hand flys off? yeah right

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OK, now he is officially out of hands to chop off if he's a bad boy again, what next to chop off?

This looks and sounds like is in Panama.. The country law over there is obviously on the peoples hands

His career as a handyman is over but look on the bright side, at least he will never have to spend money on gloves, fingernail clippers or hand lotion.

now all he can steal are doughnuts...one on each nub...

somebody give him a hand for gods sake.

run forest run

He's got the whooooooole world... in his .... errrrr... stubs !!

Actually, this was the 1982 Deaf Olympics. This is the 100 metre sprint. His name was Akabusi Hayabusa. And obviously they couldn't hear the starting gun, so they agreed that it was best to chop their hand off to let em know when to start. true, that!

WTF looks to me like he wanted the other dude to chop off his hand.. how is he a poor bastard?? more like a crazy bastard!

If he could run like that anyway, he should have run off in the first place.

he went to a place where he needs to find out how to eat with out hands!

There goes my right-hand-man, damnit!

thats the last time he will pick his nose.

His left hand is already severed if you look. I wonder if it was part of a punishment for stealing, or masturbating or something.

He's saying: put it there... put it there! put it there or it will be your head instead!!

I've said before & I'll say it again, I don't care if I did the crime or not, I'm not gonna just sit there & LET you chop my hand off!!! Your gonna have to catch my black ass & tie me down! I would have been doing that sprint he did BEFORE the chopping!

word

It does look like Dominican Republic. But that aint no crude spanish dialect. Its plain spanish.
The guy with the machete is telling the poor bastard to "put the bone in there", like, the wrist in the exact position he wants it. The handless guy seems a little retarded or maybe scared shitless. At one point the machete guy tells him "if you move it away i'll hit you in the head" (with the machete). The black guy seems to be already in bad shape so most prolly he's in a situation where is useless to run. And this is no formal justice.. it looks like some gangs work.

i'm going to have to agree with scotty2hotty,they would have to catch my WHITE ass and tie me down.

This happened in the Dominican Republic (Santo Domingo)
I know their crude Spanish dialect. More than likely these thugs are drug dealers and the man is some poor neighboring Haitian immigrant with a debt to them.
I will forward this video to the authorities in the Dominican Republic, as I still believe corruption has not won there, yet.

he straight up just let him chop his hand off he looked like he could run good he should have tried that first

NOW - HOW DOES HE;
EAT, PICK HIS NOSE, WIPE HIS ASS, TAKE A LEAKE (ASSUMING HE PUTS PANTS ON SOMETIME) SQUEEZE A TIT, DRINK A BEER, PLAY GOLF - ????
WITHOUT THE ABOVE - THERE IS NO LIFE
case closed

What going to happen in a couple of weeks when he has a sudden urge to jackoff ? That has got to suck. Because that is all he can do now.

hows a watch going to stay on thoses
stumps?

Hello MTV, im randomblackdude, and this is my scarred story.
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Then i got my hand chopped off.
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Now to commercial break.

My comment was erased. Fuck you NothingToxic!

That's my new room mate.
He said he will tell you all the story behind his experience now.
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orrible

look no hands

you fucking bastard

This is so fucking abusive its almost cartoonish.
Poor dude. Im pretty much convinced that he is retarded :( If you look at the gestures hes making with his arms at some point in the video it looks like he cant even communicate. Its like he's not completely conscious of the relevance of having your hand cut. He´s just afraid of the pain. I'd like to shove a granade into the machete guy's butthole.

"Clap yo hands to the beat"

ha ha

machete dude is saying move and ill cut ur head off, i think youve gotta hand it to him

You can't even call this guy "lefty" as it appears that he has been through this process before. He may, however, have a new found career in fetish porn. Unfortunately, he won't be able to jack off with those two "wine coarks" he's got.

I'm with Liacon, you rock cuz you rock the boat...luv it, man.

Well what hand is he going to use to testify and point to the suspect in court?

Why was he naked, and why did he willingly put his hand there to be chopped off? Question is how is he ever gonna jerk off with no hands? I once tried to put my dick between my feet and jerk off. It takes some practice, but I guess any thing's possible.

Because they forgot to provide him with some hand-me-downs, because he knew if he didn't, he'd most likely lose more than his other hand and as far as the masturbating question is concerned, masturbating doesn't always require a grip. ...Ok, someone be nice and hold the door open for me.

i think i would do as much as possible if i knew i was gonna loss my only remaining hand,i mean without your hands you are absolutely useless cant do anything. btw THATS A BIG MACHETE!

If that's what they do for stealing, I don't want to see what they do for adultery

Where in the hell did this take place? They were speaking spanish.

cant imagine the smell of that guys arse

Please for the love of God please tell me you were joking
If not

damn, the asshole was telling the guy to put his hand there or he hits he's head, i guess it was a real video,i guess this happens in colombia because of their spanish accent , members of the cartels... the poor guy was already missing one arm, but on the positive side , the naked guy was hung better than i...

wtf

you wanna eat it don't you. you dirty bastard.

wow, brutil shit!

what you didnt see was him running over chugging a beer then spinning around with his forehead on a bat 10 times then running to a hospital. it's a new african frathouse game

god damn he had his other hand cut off 2 jesus if i was him they wouldve had to kill me screw that

Translated "put your arm on there or ill cut your head of". Honestly i would rather die than not have hands. At least take a finger or something..

what the hell

His sentence only called for chopping at the wrist. Someone owes him an inch of arm.

awwwwww mannnn how is he going to jerk noww

GRAPHIC!?!?!?! Aw man scott your running out of shit!

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NOT SPANISH THATS PORTUGUESE THATS IN BRAZIL

damn r u stupid or what? thats fucking spanish... i guess it happened in a small town near the Colombian jungles....

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Now who am I gonna ask to give me hand with that 3/4 in. drywall?

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run run man

maybe they chopped it because, he was'nt
hanging the drywall correctly

I have one wish....I WANT TO BE GOD just for one day....to fix this sick world....I HAVE THE SOLUTION....

Now he's got a matching pair!!

THAT WAS IN BRAZIL THE MOST VIOLENT COUNTRY IN THE FREAKIN WORLD 54,000 MURDERS A YEAR..................... ..

He shot away like a "Bat outta Hell "
He sprinted to the right direction to the nearest hospital....

GEEMO that can't be Brazil cause their speaking spanish.By the accent i'll say central america.btw,United States is the country with the most violent deaths every year...

Well look at it this way at least they didnt threatin to cut off his dick.The only problem now is that he want be able to please himself like a normal man

Takes a lot of fear to get a guy to co-operate with something like that, but at least it was quick, unlike Iraqi noggin amputation.

Alot of people be priks around here. You done cant even imagine getting yo fuckin arm cut off. poor guy

he isnt handy any more

it doesnt fucken matter where it took place--- the point is they are AFRICANS and it hurts me to the inner core that Blacks accpeted to hate each other in this way till today

I'm sorry , but I would've ran like a mother fucker . If my life is taken . Fuck it , how can you support yourself or family with no hands ?

i feel bad for the guy...like hell!he couldnt even squeeze the wrist to slow the loss of blood,since he didnt have another hand to squeeze the wrist with!

now that is TRUE NT FOOTAGE!!

jacked up

guys thats in dominican republic...thats were im from...thats what usually happen to thieves...that sucks

I doubt he owns a PS3, so its not that bad

Looks like he got caught once before, look at his stump on the other arm...

This is absolutely horrible. Of all the crap that's posted this one that sincerely bothered me.

The dude witch chopped the arm of could not be more generous, take Both not just one hand so he continue life as a freak in a circus. i think that that's he was running to sing up for one! but how?

Mother fuckers

I think he is a bit too late with the running, should have run for his arm's safety before the redneck cut it off...

he did run but then they caught him; the video is shown backwards

any second-hand store will help you out, mate!

you see what happened was his dealer was sick and tired of him asking for crack but never having the money so he told him if you go and get your arms chopped off ill give you two bags and so he does just that

yeah i trust de da don.

man!...this is brutal

has anyone been caught robbing in iraq?
lets have a show of hands

I'm pretty sure it makes you run faster

Poor bloke. Someone lend him a hand....
Hello sushi me old mucker

I rekognize that sound! The brownies are ready!!

just like getting a haircut

speechless. you have to be a cold hearted bastard to do that to someone especially when knowing they only had one hand. this guys got nothing to live for

i was thinking the same thing, that guy is screwed, btw did you hear some muffled music in the background? that was just awful, out of all the videos i've seen this one sincerly bothered me

yh i agree hes got nun to live forso look on the bright side prolly atfer dat he bled to death somewhere

two words:"clink" "aayy".

that happened in mexico, theyre speaking spanish... happens alot prolly didnt pay up for drugs

ekoh, Mar 3 08 : 1:11am
that happened in mexico, theyre speaking spanish... happens alot prolly didnt pay up for drugs
many countrys speak spanish too!!
they're just training for the olymipic games

He's a 'armless chap really!
Poor cunt!

could it be his hand was infected? and no way to get nedical attention?

wish these videos had better explanations

This video is one of the most horrific things i ever seen... Touch by the fate or this poor man, and with few indications found here about were it took place, i think i have found that it took and still take place in dominican republic as few here said. This man is maybe a slave from haiti, working in sugar bateyes, if he try to escape, the gards cuts one hand, then the other, then the arm, a foot and so on...
A movie talks about this slavery, yes slavery in 2008, for sugar... :http://www.thepriceofsug ar.com/index2.shtml
this man has maybe still nothing, not using drugs or something else, the man with the machete is just a big fat a sshole gard working for a rich familly.
Try to learn more about this thing on internet, if you jocking about that again, you're just mad with no mercy, and you surely deserve to go in hell (i talk to the little bastard who find funny to laught about anything, even this kind of evil things)

read my responce further up, ive translated the whole thing for you. I personally think its columbian and drug related although the sugar idea does make a lot of sense. The onlt downside with that theory is that in Haiti they speak French and the vicitim in th evid is speaking spanish and sounds native to the language to me. Although i am British so maybe im wrong but ive studied latin american spanish and culture a lot. Hope this helps.

I watched the part before they chop his arm off (over and over several times). The camara pans away from the naked man for a substantial amount of time onto the guy holding the machedi. This is where (I believe but not sure) the naked man folds his arm inward and has a fake arm on the rock. If you look over and over at the naked mans arm it looks as though he unfolds his arm after the cut. I am not sure though. This had disturbed me before but I didn't watch it carefully enough. Now I think it is a fake.

As a PETA member, it's good to see no animals were involved making this fucking video.
All I can say is that's iwwwwww... irrrrrr, They are totally cunts and bastards.
lemme think, if that happened to me? I would love to offer them a head or money, or my vagina so they won't chop it off. seriously guys.

What's with you starting all of your comments with "As a PETA member" You dumb funking CUNT!

he can still play the piano...be a foot painter.. or play soccer!

Just goes to show: never steal anything if its second hand.

where did you get that cool avatar??

Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!

OMG!!

CHECK IT OUT, IT'S REN AND STUMPY!

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Apparently he did not learn the first time. Good news though, remember that chick with no arms that did everything with her feet? We should "hook" them up. Get it... ah fuck it.

Poor bastard,how the hell is he going to finger his girlfriend now?

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How is he going to raise the roof now?

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wtf is with all the spam lately??
Yah that sucks... wonder if he stole something or if it was rotting off due to some crazy African disease.

Its not African, there speaking spanish, its sounds like its from Dominican Republic to me. Anyone got any info on this one its odd..

Its not African, there speaking spanish, its sounds like its from Dominican Republic to me. Anyone got any info on this one its odd.. he says put your hanbd there or i'll kill you an dthe man with one hand (soon to be non) tells him the best way to do it!

Brave guy, I'd like to shake his... ehrm, stump.

This is definitely in my country, Colombia, i don´t know the story behind this but it looks like that happened in Chocó, the poorest and one of the most violent state in Colombia, maybe was a drug related incident or the poor guy just was a thief and was mutilated by the AUC (colombian right-wing paramilitary) or the FARC (communist guerrillas) for win the support and trust of the town.

LOUD MAN: "ponga el huesito aquí, ponga el huesi......ponga ahí ponga, ponga ahí!!!!......no...pong a el hueso ande tiene la acotada montala aquí"
LOW MAN= "disculpa ??????????? preparando un permiso pa salir ????????? es un mal parido"

ponga el huesito aqui= put the little bone here (little bone referring to some part of his body- maybe his wristle for what you´ve said)
ande=donde (uneducated people dont pronounce good spanish...they change pronounciation to many words..one of them is "donde"....instead of donde they say ande
acotada= i dont know the meaning of this word....maybe it´s the name of a tool or maybe it is the object where the man has to place his arm..I´m not sure....but he says...."put the little bone in the.......get on here".....montar means to put something over something...its spanish slang

hmm.. maybe that part "acotada" really was "hakuna matada"
or "no problems"

rather, sorry.. that was Swahili..
spanish "acotada = to mark" maybe he was saying where he was going to make the cut.

Yea i think thats what he mean cause h wants it to be a good cut, and it is! How on earth do you know Swahili!?

thanx 4 that educational n very borin lecture, homo

Your'e welcome you fucking piece of shit, by the way, why your anus is so famous? all the homos in your shitty town taste it?, besides your daddy?

hey colombianguy that was cool...

Thanks, i know that responding to the trolls encourages that assholes, but what the hell.......

FUCKING CUNTING ANIMALS

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somebody give this guy a helping hand

WTF... that is seriously wrong shit to watch. I love this site because of the porn, however I'm sick after seeing that

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This is somewhere in south america, I'm sure they both worked for drug dealers. The black guy asks the other guy for permission to run away, i can't hear his explanation why because the guy doing the chopping tells him to put his hand on the rock with the wrist directly over the rock, and threatens if he doens't do it he'll hit him over the head with the machate.

he asks if he can run away to help with the pain

next thing you know, he'll come back to get his dick chopped off!

u shouldnt steal in other countries

F U N N Y. Thats all i got to say

christ, poor sods having a really bad day

well all i have to say is that yeah is from colombia i know so many friends from colombia and i know how they talk so what they say is just what gateway2006 said. poor guy maybe he owe something to these guys.

why didnt he run like that before?....

dam thats some fucked up shit.. if he did ask to run for the pain..it jus makes it more fucked up b/c he knew wat it was gonna b like...dam thats disturbing.

Hi All,
Well, you are far away from the true. The two guys in the video are CLEARLY VENEZUELAN. Based on the slang used, they are from Caracas, Miranda or Central areas.
I just create a post in one of the most importantforum checked by Venezuelan (www.noticierodigital.com ) in order to investigate a little further this video.
We will as well notify authorities regarding this.
It could be possible for the person who donwload the video, to provide more details as date/hour when it was created.

Important to highlight, that slavery is not really observed in this country, but gangs and criminality are quite high.
This could even happens in a jail where this kind of behavior is quite normal.
I will let you know if having any extra details.
JM

why didnt he run away?

U guys got it all wrong... He's a Columbian Olympic distance runner. They do this to minimize wind resistance.

Ouch that would fuckin kill

ouuuuuuuuuuch,no hands

I,m from Puerto Rico and I can said that I have heard different spanish accents, this guys are neither dominican or haitian, the machete guy sound like a colombian from the north, anyway the guys said:
machete guy: put the bone there, put it in there (the hand) son of a bitch!!
victim: can you give me permission to run later to resist the pain.
machete guy: put in in there and if you move it I hit you in the head
my theory is that the nude guy was a thief, look the other hand they cut it off too
(sorry for my spelling my first language is sapanish)

What a shame: now he can't even masturbate proporly.

put your hands up in the air and wave it like you just dont care nyahaha

che ingiustizia.
stò video mi fà star male....

LOOK MA; NO HANDS!

Seriously, what a terrifying and disgusting video. The poor indian who had his OTHER hand cut off was obviously just trying to stay alive. Can you imagine being faced with that choice? I hope the guy with the machete rots in hell.. after someone cuts off his hands... and feet... and balls.

d na noon ka lolo ne dagan plang ka ,buhi pa emo hands bogoon

This happened in Venezuela, i lived there and i recognize the accent.

This video is being distributed to the haitian community as as video of a haitian worker being tortured in the Dominican republic. This is not true

now hows he gonna whack off?

SHOULD WE GIVE THE GUY W/ MACHETE A HAND? HELL NO!!!

He'll chop it off, Machu!!! ............

ru taking to yourself

he can always get a hand job

this was from stealing a second time was it not?

dude thats sad as they chop off his hand then let him run away they dont evan help him thats fucked those cubt desurve to die and i could do it