Comments - Mentally Retarded Priest Blesses People with a Mic
category: Funny | views: 24762 | posted on: 02/26/2008
It's even worse when he reads scripture from Home & Garden in church.
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Chartreuse [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:20am
+6 
Herr Cardinal ought to be thanking God that plastic microphone handle is electrically insulated.
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If the Church is against homosexuals, I'd really like to know why they're letting a grown man run around in a black dress with a pink hat and matching panty-belt.
the_outsider [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:22am
+3
this is what religion does to people. it obstructs their rational ability. even the simplest tasks become a great challenge. i read this in the wikipidia a few minutes ago. go there and check by yourself. 
en jaywest [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 5:07am
+4
im trying to, but i cant seem to let go of this bible....plus, im headed to church to donate 15% of my paycheck. so my inernet may be turned off when i get home........
Killerdude [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:27am
+12
He's use to shake hard squirting thing's on to a bunch of boy's....
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:41am
You would be senile too if you where 100 years old like this priest. Or maybe he had other thinks on his mind. 
Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:42am
+2
it would of kinda been nice to see him kicked to the head and go into a convulsion
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:56am
+10
Oh dear. I bet silly Father Bacterius burns his face with the steam-iron every time his phone rings! 
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 5:38am
+9
He threw some holy water on me one time too! Come to think of it, he used the wrong tool that time too.... come to think of it that water was kind of thick.. & WHITE!
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 5:49am
+2
in ten years time the same thing will happen but only with a dildo
fraudulent_zodiac [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 6:11am
+3
The Fifth major division of the Church is marked by the Microphone Reformation wherein the successors of the Apostles adopted a "fourfold ordained ministry" of Bishops, Priest, Deacons, and this goofball!
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 6:26am
+3
Woah dude! That's all a bit too biblically esoteric for most of us heathens i'm afraid. Please explain what the fuck your trying say again in non-believer speak. Thanks.
fraudulent_zodiac [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 7:19am
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Sure. In Catholicism as in all religions there are key events or disagreements that cause people to divert slightly from core beliefs or the masses, and they go off and practice as they feel is right. Thats how you get reformed, orthodox, methodist, presbyterians, and the likes. The Catholic Church, if it is PC to refer to them as that, has recognize 4 divisions. This douche and his microphone shenanigans marks the fifth.
Also, as of now the successors of the ordained ministry operate on three levels, bishops, priests and deacons. So my fifth Reformations makes accommodations for the jackass in question.
Thanks for asking and now that you get it, how about a thumbs-up for my insight?
explosive intensity [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 7:29am
+4
"Mentally retarded Priest" Aren’t they all
talltee19 on Feb 26 08 : 6:24am wrote:
lol, religion, religion, can't live without it, can't live with it..
There would be a lot less arguments and deaths, if we lived without it
+4
metoxic on Feb 26 08 : 9:26am wrote:
"Mentally retarded Priest" Aren’t they all
talltee19 on Feb 26 08 : 6:24am wrote:
lol, religion, religion, can't live without it, can't live with it..
There would be a lot less arguments and deaths, if we lived without it
I doubt it. People would just find something else to fight and kill about.
thearchangel [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 10:43am
Later that week Father Haverty was forced into retirement after acting out this scene in a confessional during sunday mass in Mexico with a church full of parishioners..... http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=kpvUWYPMOS4
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:41pm
+1
i think he was just thinking about which little boy he was going to rape that's why he did't notice it was a mic
+1
You can't really blame him though - it's second nature to these guys.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=VABSoHYQr6k
HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 5:07pm
+1
that's not retarded, here in LOS ANGELES there's a day to bless your mascots, dogs, spiders, cats, rats, what ever, that's crazy and retarded...
legally insane [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 5:26pm
That wasn't a mistake, he was flicking off all the drool he'd left on it!
That's ALMOST as offensive as "Girls Gone Wild in Darfur". ALMOST! http://www.236.com/news/2 008/02/26/the_onl...an_wa t_4719.php
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Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 4:09am
+9
He later used the bible to wipe his arse after a short restroom break. I dread to think what the liquid in that bowl might have been!!
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