That's what you get with being all mañana and all, you will be to slow and then you become taco filling

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the driver was my 5 year old brother !

That's gonna leave a pretty nasty bruise

One time a gas station attendant forgot to close my gas cap lid-so I did the same thing.

Did you take his duffle bag too?

Well. the petrol price just went up with 50%

That's gonna leave a nasty bruise

I never knew that if you puncture a gas attendant, they release a huge amount of white smoke!

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That's why they're called 'gas' attendants.

ahaha

for the ones interested. the driver is law student that was inhaling "ether spray" while driving.... result, he fainted and drove into the gas station. it seems that now he will have to use his law knowledge to get his ass out of jail.

Thank you for filling us in. I was trying to figure out if the smoke was the tires or the engine.

Looked like that was the tires burning-off to me. Must have gotten the petal stuck... At least I hope so. More than likely it was an attempt to run though.

his gas and go failed.

I'm glad the newscaster helped us all out with his "Here It Is" Finger, since he obviously expects us to be lip readers.

I hear that the '08 Stanley Steemer is all the rage in South America.

It's his own fault! He should be behind the register, getting his head blown off.

pulling up to a gas pump can be a little tricky. ive made the same mistake many times.

Run over by two cars at once, unlucky

That was Hillary Clinton running over Barack Obama, She's ahead in the polls now!

on the plus side, the attendants head helped prevent the driver from causing more mayhem

wow. that was some hit.

they even check for oil leaks?

That happens every time the gas price goes down people get so excited

that's right! be a gas attendant just like your father

That was some shit

His GPS doesn't seem to be working properly.

I always found it easier just to ask the attendant to check my tire pressure, but I guess they do things a little different in _______ (name of country)

Brazil (filling the gap)

Seeing as how you are down there, can you check my brakes quick? They seem to be sticking.....

Ether spray? He needs his gas NOW, dammit.

Maybe the driver was just really stoned and breaking a window on impact released the " Hotbox " effect the smoke had in the cabin? When I've hotboxed cars before, I've opened the door and stood outside to see smoke pouring out. It's only when friends would fall out burned to a crisp that I realised my car was on fire....

He was probably just pissed about the high gas prices.

HELLO~clean my licence plate while your down there.Thats a good chap

Roast Em!

Learn something new every day. Apparently "Estudante de Direito Atropela Frentista" is Spanish for "HOLY FUCKING CAR OUTTA NOWHERE!"

CORRECTION!!
"Estudante de Direito Atropela Frentista" Its in brazilian..or portugues
In spanish: "Estudiante de Derecho Atropella Asistente de gasolinera"

its a sucker punch but just useing a car

We can only hope that was the head of the Exxon Mobile Corporation laying there.

Doing burn out in gas station try to make his fuel empty so that he can find out how much fuel can fit into his car...

thats bad luck...damn...

hearing the " DING DING " bell go off as he smashed into that guy woulda made me spit my beer laughing.

Damn.. poor guy.. i bet the driver was drunk hopefully he was just as hurt if not more than the guy he hit!

whats with that hand near the end?

man not only does he get nailed by the car,,then the dude runs over the guy and then he gets a steam bath from hot coolant..talk about a triple whammy

thats not coolant you fool.. its the cars wheels, BURNING RUBBER.

Fuck you chupatra, its fucking coolant,2-1 you lose. chupa el pita.

ha ha ha yeah! i wonder if this is the worst day of that dude

driver should be jailed for life. it looks like he tried to take off but the wheels were just spinning

wat the fuk was going tru d drivers head?

the driver was trying to mark his territory..

This happenned here in Brazil, in my city..
The guy was arrested and then released..
Hes a college boy.. very rich father..
everyone forgot about the poor guy already.. its very disgusting to have a Justice like that... i hate that..
this college boy ran over the guy and tried to take off...
this could be attempt of murder...

wow...that sucks!!!i have heard soooo many awful stories about brazil.too bad! its a beautiful country,take care.

Shit, one moment your standing there making minimum wage, then BAM! your getting run over. That really sucks.

dont and drive

wow thats fucked up

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do you have a points card

i bet its a women drivin!

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I was like "he might be ok" and then the car keeps going and crushes his face...."maybe not"

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yowch! you get a good steambath with that massage.

the only way to top that off, is with a big, raging gasfire. there wouldn't be room enough to rate that shit!

poor old nigel now works at tesco restocking vegstables he can never fill his car up with gas again due to emotional issues

it was an accident