Unlucky Guy Ends Up in a Puddle of his Own Blood

faceplants are always so cute... i saw two of them last weekend. damn i didn't have my cam with. on sunday i was coming home from my usual sunday evening jog, and there was this kid and his parents who live in the same apartment building as i do. well, they had just parked their car on the street and this kid came like a maniac running and yelling "home, home, we're home" and all of a sudden she tumbled on the sidewalk and slided like a couple of metres on the wet snow and all other shit on the pavement. it was fuckin hilarious when she got up crying and her face was all covered in snow and sand and every other piece of shit what you can expect to attach to your face while plowing on a sidewalk. And the day after that i went to the local pub to have a few beers. there was this very drunk old man who was going to get another beer, he got up from the back end of the pub, and whilst he was going to the counter, he didn't realize that there was a threshold (the floor was like 10 cm lower at the counter) and he missed the step and faceplanted really nicely (hitting the counter first with his face) i didn't see this as i was back first to this situation, but after hearing the crash, i saw this guy lying on the floor with his pants down and his asscrack shining like a star, and there was a couple of teeth on the floor and his face was all covered in blood... it took me like 10 minutes to stop laughing...

worst face plant ever

i just faceplanted right into your old ladies muff surfglobe. lol j/k

that wasent what i exspected.......

Weak kent

What dumbass would ask "Are you Ok?" when your bleeding like that? I guess thats when you say "Oh yeah I'm fine! Instead of using drugs i just bleed myself out for a good high that lasts all day!" Stupid Fuck call 911!

No angel's there, or else he woulda handles those 3 steps