Comments - Robber Accidentally Shoots a Store Clerk in the Gut

category: Shocking | views: 64363 | posted on: 02/16/2008

He shot her in the gut and got no money. Worst robbery ever.

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:08am

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ouch...not in the gut..cause u stay alive and feel the pain...how about in the head icon_cry.gif

Dobermann [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 10:40am

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La sensacion. how about in the ass like I did with that dog you have for a mother you chupa vergas fucktard? icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:09am

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Lesson here..never rob a store when sumo wrestlers are out side...

Bennymac [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:13am

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Tops off parade out the front with manboobs winning the chocolates.........

Sprawler [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:26am

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If he just had the Chuck Norris-Action jeans, with the patented the bootcut, he would still be running free!
Nobody can stop you when you're wearing those monsters, just look att the poor russian, he's an top notch MMA-fighter in russia, and he got annihilated by the jeans.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:31am

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i aint going there..........PHUCKET? more like FUCKET!
seriously though,the best place ive ever been,if you ever get a chance to go thailand,make sure you go! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:32am

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He should take a course in iran 1st...

geddoe316 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:34am

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random tip of the day: shooting off prematurely is never impressive to the ladies. icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:48am

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Too young and too eager.
Didn't even hang around for a smoke afterwards.
Bet he never calls her either.
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spinnit [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:37am

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As if he wasn't that much of a loser he had to rob someplace, but he doesn't know how guns work either........

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:42am

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Bennymac on Feb 16 08 : 6:13am wrote:
Tops off parade out the front with manboobs winning the chocolates.........
Man boobs - aka moobies or moobs icon_beer.gif

Covenant [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:54am

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based on the lack of attire on the guys that came running into the store I reckon the robbers jail ass raping started early... icon_cheesygrin.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:59am

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fuck I hate the clips with the tv announcer.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:31am

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^You would prefer to guess what's going on?
Vid: There IS justice in the world! icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:17am

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Kakihara [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:17am

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jesus, if you dont want to harm anyone and arent safe with a gun...dont bloody load it...or better yet, dont try and rob anywhere.

Grayfox916 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:20am

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lol i like how all the good samartins are shirtless proves thailand is laid back LOL !

lyric [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:30am

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Hahah "by standers" yeah that gang of shirtless men who happened to be hanging out outside icon_lol.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:56am

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Scared fuckers will shoot you. Sorry little fucker. Some hold him down while, some stomp his ass. icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:11am

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well that robber can look forward to doing the michael jackson THRILLER DANCE in the jail yard for the next 15 years! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:12am

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Might be the first time he's had a bunch of sweaty half-naked men piled on him, but it won't be the last.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:50am

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^I've said it a hundred times, but I'll say it again, you never fail to crack me up. icon_beer.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:13am

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Hm, the husband didn't hear the gun shot and the crook shot her without taking anything. Sounds fishy to me.

quadfather [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:39am

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now she has that gut feeling..about selling up and opening a teashirt shop..she will make a fortune.. icon_twisted.gif

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:56am

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Is that a shop that sells clothes made out of teabags or are you just really bad at spelling?

damianwatches [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:36pm

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lol!i just got it...... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

quadfather [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:13am

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sixsixsix on Feb 16 08 : 8:56am wrote:
Is that a shop that sells clothes made out of teabags or are you just really bad at spelling?
both.. icon_rolleyes.gif..hope too get better tho with you as my teacher icon_wink.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:21am

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dizdabiz on Feb 16 08 : 8:11am wrote:
well that robber can look forward to doing the michael jackson THRILLER DANCE in the jail yard for the next 15 years!
He better learn the step to a tee icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 5:48am

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DramaTim on Feb 16 08 : 9:21am wrote:
dizdabiz on Feb 16 08 : 8:11am wrote:
well that robber can look forward to doing the michael jackson THRILLER DANCE in the jail yard for the next 15 years!
He better learn the step to a tee
HAHAHA!he'll be learning those steps on the yard and in the prison showers! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:54am

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Thank you come again icon_rolleyes.gif

drunkfaque [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:55am

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He needs to stick to his day job at the tee shirt factory .... oh wait, guess thats not going so well either! icon_beer.gif

kaboom [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:58am

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yeah her husband didnt hear the gunshot and needs the alrm to wake him icon_neutral.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:01am

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Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I misssed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
Thank you, steal again.

LaTiN_FrEsH [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:38am

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Looks like he took his boss words "Make it look like an accident" too serious... lol

Rudenoodle [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:38am

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Just goes to show, Crime doesent pay, Unless you take something.

thornerg [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:44am

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What's with the wobble-cam? is the shop made of Jelly

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 2:08pm

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It's a jellycatessen icon_wink.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:49am

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she shouldve went with her gut feeling and ran when she saw the gun.

sh2wy18 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:51am

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Earth provides enough to satisfy every mans need, but not for every mans greed.

~Gandhi~

sapper420 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:47am

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See, now that's a stellar comment. icon_beer.gif

sh2wy18 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:53am

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Thank you Sapper !!

Benis [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:56am

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I know he didn't intend to shoot her, but now that he did, at least take some shit before you run out.

Calang [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 8:58am

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I SAID SHRIMP FRIED RICE BITCH!

uncledad [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:56am

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hahahah retard , kid , gun not good icon_wink.gif

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 10:28am

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Tapeworm on Feb 16 08 : 11:48am wrote:
Too young and too eager.
Didn't even hang around for a smoke afterwards.
Bet he never calls her either.
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Earth Nelson [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 10:36am

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my first time with a chick went the same way only the load did not hit her, i think it's still in orbit 30 years later

Slip Hitz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 10:38am

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what nice community they beat that kids ass somethin awful i bet :)

Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:04am

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At least the bystanders got involved...

reabymike [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:13am

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was there a sumo gay bar next door? and why i ask is because they were holding him down!

jojostan [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 12:30pm

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thats what I thought. the announcer should of said "luckily, the bingo wong all star traveling sumo wrestlers were right next door..."

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:26am

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shit, shes lucky he didnt have the gun pointed to her head, like most robbers would.. icon_neutral.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:46am

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he shoulda fuked her in the bullit hole b4 he left icon_neutral.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:30pm

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evillizardeye on Feb 16 08 : 1:46pm wrote:
he shoulda fuked her in the bullit hole b4 he left
There you go again

evillizardeye [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:01pm

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ooops! icon_eek.gif

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:55am

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are those sumo wrestlers that got there after the shot??? icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 12:08pm

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ASSASSINATE THIS VOICE OVER GUY ALREADY!

alx303 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:35pm

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to all the stupid comments.....*FUC* OFF

evillizardeye [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:53pm

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to all the jeffery dalmar avitars.....please dont get any ideas from these comments...just out of curiosity-did you ever fuck a lil boy in the knife wound? icon_eek.gif

teokiatuan [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:47pm

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ding dong.

liacon [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:53pm

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Killerdude on Feb 16 08 : 6:09am wrote:
Lesson here..never rob a store when sumo wrestlers are out side...
If I would have posted about 12hrs earlier, I would have beat you to that Sumo line icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:45pm

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Hey...I'm late too.
This guy is almost like the "Panda Bear Robber"...
(eats chutes & leaves)
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gotaasayitoutloud

I Eat Pussy [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 4:32pm

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DAMN EVIL DOERS icon_evil.gif NT JUSTICE TEAM.....UNITE!!!

Truth_hurts [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:36pm

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Thailand is a humid place.
I see people in the United States walking around without shirts, especially in the "ghetto".
What is their excuse?

Mother_Man [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:07pm

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Dumbass...

misanthropic [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:09pm

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is there a shirt shortage?

Shoehead [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:09pm

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Damn no money and how random is a bunch of shirtless guys comming in to see whats going on?

TIMMAH!! [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 10:48pm

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Woman screams like homer simpson

rorge [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:05pm

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just like a punk ass teen. blows his load in seconds

liamjefford [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 11:40pm

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did the gun man interupt a gay orgy or something cos none of the "bystanders" had shirts on an its night time:S wtf

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 6:40pm

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It's pretty hot in Thailand dude.

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 9:03am

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That still doesn't explain the hair on the Roofio look-alike (Peter Pan).

Zinny [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 2:06am

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Those guys outside didn't really stop him after the attack, the fat guy just thought he was holding a candy bar and tackled him down.

neebuz [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 9:11am

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how can it be an accident he took a fucking gun in to rob her

kpearson [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 10:08am

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Sprawler on Feb 16 08 : 6:26am wrote:
If he just had the Chuck Norris-Action jeans, with the patented the bootcut, he would still be running free!
Nobody can stop you when you're wearing those monsters, just look att the poor russian, he's an top notch MMA-fighter in russia, and he got annihilated by the jeans.
I thought the chuck norris action jeans was funny as hell i think everybody is pissed off today or something i give up 31 thumbs up an by the end of the day i hope your still on the plus side of things bootcut kick waaaaaaa icon_twisted.gif icon_eek.gif icon_cry.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 6:34pm

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The thing is, it's dickweeds who watch jerkoff TV shows like the one this clip originally featured in, who are educated about holding up gas stations at gun point. So they think, "I know, I'll have a try at that!" Monkey see, monkey do.
Except the monkey probably wouldn't have fucked it up so badly.