Comments - Execution Goes Wrong as the Terrorists Gun Jams

category: Bizarre | views: 91667 | posted on: 02/15/2008

*Warning: a bit graphic* Meet the first man to ever get fired from executing people. No severance pay either.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:10am

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the guy was like MUSTAFA,DO I HAVE TO WAIT ALL DAY TO GET MY 72 VIRGINS OR WHAT! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:23am

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See, that is why their laws will never com in over here. I can ASSURE you, there are not 72 virgins within a 100 mile radius of my town!

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:40am

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We'd have to change it to '72 girls who don't swallow'.

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:11am

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....and there you have 72 chicks that I certainly don't want to spend eternity with!!!! icon_confused.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:29am

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Not to mention that their "good ol' book" never mentions the condition of the virgins...I'll be damned if I have to spend my eternity with 72 Rosie O'Donells.

boothy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 12:03pm

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there all soo fucking fucked in the head from fucking donkeys and all that sand blowing into there fucking heads at night, also who ever wrote there religion is FUCKED! completely like 72 virgins if you give your liffe AHAHAAHAH your still dieing a virign you stupid fucking cunts and your fuck rag clothes

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:17am

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Their not brutal as I thought. He should kept his dignity and pistol whipped him th death.

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:25am

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Ahhh There's that sweet music we all love so much...

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:34am

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Killerdude on Feb 15 08 : 6:25am wrote:
Ahhh There's that sweet music we all love so much...
im thinking of getting a patent and using it in an alarm clock! you aint staying in bed when that goes off! icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:59am

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Too late my man, they already exist. I know an Iraqi guy who has one. I'll tell you I wouldn't want to be woken up by that thing, you would think that the muhadjeen were coming into your room with a video camera! icon_lol.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:41am

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MapleAide on Feb 15 08 : 6:59am wrote:
Too late my man, they already exist. I know an Iraqi guy who has one. I'll tell you I wouldn't want to be woken up by that thing, you would think that the muhadjeen were coming into your room with a video camera!
HAHAHA! sounds like a good trick to play on someone else! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MiniMe [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 9:38am

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Make it a Ring tone icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 12:43am

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 6:32am

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Dee_Da_Don on Feb 18 08 : 2:43am wrote:
shit, if dat wuz set as a alarm for my clock ill probably trow the clock out the fukin window n go back 2 sleep
but the point is IT GOT YOU UP! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 18 08 : 8:51pm

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 19 08 : 10:42am

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Dee_Da_Don on Feb 18 08 : 10:51pm wrote:
no dats not the point the point is dat i went bac 2 sleep it dont matter if i got up i went bac 2 bad n-ewayz like nottin eva happened
your obviously as thick as 2 short planks! an alarm clocks job is to wake you up(period) if you get up&turn it off,because of lazyness,tiredness or lack of having a life,then thats your own problem as the alarm clock did originally get you up! DO YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT NOW?

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Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:27am

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I know where his gun should have been jammed - up his ass. icon_evil.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:28am

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It's kind of hard to play dead when there was no bang. icon_razz.gif
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How embarrassing, music & cameras rolling, maybe they should have scraped the whole video and started over. icon_biggrin.gif

cellman [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:30am

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Be nice..that guy was some woman's son! She was a bitch though.

gphorce8 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:37am

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lights,camera, and.......ACTION: (uncomfortable pause)............CUT!!! GOD...ER I MEAN MUHAMMEDDAMMIT.... fukin writers strike affected everyone............and thats a wrap icon_beer.gif

nico99 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:38am

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If it was Allah's will that the gun jammed, then that guy is in big trouble.

reabymike [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:48am

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they think by making clips like this they might get an oscer one day!

larryvee [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:53am

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This will be on the next episode of Al Aqsa's funniest home videos, he's up for the 100 dinar prize.

capo [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:57am

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Back to terrorist training school for him I guess (and hopefully then get bombed to pieces through an airstrike)

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:17am

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damn, he messed up. i guess ill tune in tomorrow for his execution.

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:23am

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When they announced he had a "Stay Of Execution" I think he was hoping for something a little longer.

daddi4551 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:46am

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Dumb Dumb Dumd
The US of A has made a these smart bombs
heat seaking
thermal
flys the contuors of the ground
missles that can see the terrain
what about a missle that can dial up nothing toxic and find this fucking chanting crap type music
problem solved

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:48am

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Killerdude on Feb 15 08 : 6:25am wrote:
Ahhh There's that sweet music we all love so much...
ah stop i cant get enough

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:57am

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The guy was thinking 'Whew, I got a repreive'... I figure if the gun jams on your execution, you should get an extra day.

im_eating_my_head [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:09am

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lucky?
for a second
i would gladly take a bullet over listening to that Allah damn music
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islamsucks

liamjefford [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:19am

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awww luv em, so close to getting to post a video as shocking but instead they had to post it as bizarre, how embarrasing icon_stoned.gif

thearchangel [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:24am

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Fuck muslim terrorist. I hope every nation in the world unites and we snuff out those little pussies like they were a line of ants on a picnic table. icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif Here's a video to cheer all you terrorist haters up. icon_beer.gif http://vidmax.com/index.p hp/videos/view/5651

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:39am

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nice link icon_beer.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:28am

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FUCK ALLAH and all you coward motherfuckers. Come get me pussies. You goat GOD mother fuckers. icon_stoned.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:04pm

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turbodog55 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:35am

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Next! Lets keep the line moving folks.

AssHat [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:46am

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I gotta get that album. The clips are too short and I don't get to hear the best parts.

kpearson [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:14am

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the shooter was like goddamn sand i swear sometimes i hate liven in the desert icon_frown.gif icon_beer.gif

creampuff [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:36am

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Not to worry. Sentence the terrorist to listen to the screaming music, and he'd kill himself anyway.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:02am

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See, Muhamad, THIS is why we never let you kill anyone! You can't even do that right! This is why we make you milk the camels!

sterileeasteregg [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:03am

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at 14 seconds pause it
his sandals are less than intimidating icon_biggrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:16am

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^^^^^^^^^^^
Is that you skinz? icon_evil.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:18am

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sterileeasteregg on Feb 15 08 : 10:03am wrote:
at 14 seconds pause it
his sandals are less than intimidating
Those are his gun jamming shoes icon_stoned.gif

QB [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:46am

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Apparently the budget cuts have affected the quality of their weapons

mcdeez [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:20am

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as seen in jihadi's funniest home videos

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:21am

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What do you call a lesbian muslim? MINGEATER

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:27am

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There goes that song again...I swear if I should hear it while driving in my car I would get out and run the fuck away,cause whenever I hear it I see some terrible shit icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:44am

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This is all I can say about these cocksuckers.
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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=Coj2wfPouuk&feature =related
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legally insane [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:37pm

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His life was just going in circles until someone told him 'LET GO OF THE FUCKING BRAKE'

Nothingface [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:48am

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Damn even the Organized Crime Elements will let you live if the bullet to the back of your head jams in the gun, it's called "God's Hand." They tell you to never be seen again, or you will die

God Sea [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:12am

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Gun jammed cause of all the sand there.. they need to hire a someone to keep the guns nice clean and shiny icon_beer.gif

panzerwagon [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:39am

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they must have bought that gun from the russians...goddamn vintage soviet bloc equipment!

iMasturbate [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 11:50am

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wow... what a way to die.

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 12:35pm

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hahahahahaa...idiots icon_lol.gif

accord43 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 12:48pm

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Lotta bodies in that desert. Mostly muslim, so who gives a fuck. icon_rolleyes.gif

ZkEEkZ [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 12:49pm

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YA!!!!! DEAD PEOPLE!!!

ahmed/hates/u/2 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 2:21pm

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Look at you all american fucked up fuckers talking shit about other peoples culture and beliefs. Turn on your TV and take a close look at your own degradeted society of obese pigs that shoot each other in the schools without any apparant reasons. I hope one day you ll be sitting in your classroom or office and some asshole will pop you in your stupid head. Take care fags icon_cheesygrin.gif Btw I wipe my ass with american flag everytime i take shit

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:58pm

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You could'nt afford to buy an American flag.
BTW how's the library...cuz you cant afford your own PC either, you piece of shit.
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killyourself

pikemaster [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:12pm

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u know what makes what u just said sweeter , my brother works in a takeaway pizza place and every fuckin time a cunt swine muslim comes in , places there order and watches them and they are none the wiser , they rub all there hands in the bacon and pepperoni tubs , they put there onions in for a little dip to and serve to them pig flavoured pizza , islam is a culture of pig fuckin off breads of pigs in former lives thats why u hate the pig so much , u were all pigs in former lifes , how shit is that , u shoot one man in the head we drop bombs and kill ur people , even when we get one fanatic a piece of shrapenal flies and kills an innocent of urs , so every time i watch an exacution vid of pigislamabad i think yes but we got 100 more innocents of urs , now what u gonna do wen the real bad boys bad boys come for u , fuck off u people are sick and degenerate u even wipe ur arse with ur hands , haha thats disgusting and before u ask no i dont eat indian food from takeaways as i dont support terroism no matter how far down the food chain , u wipe ur ass with ur hand and then u touch ur childs face with same hand , ur whole culture is built on some plank u never met sayin dont do this dont do that , b4 long this will be taken to the streets by real people and we will destroy islam as it is a gang of no good sexual reprobates , but then again even ur women have had enuff of ur ways and are leaving it in drones , u will all be a gang of sad old men bumming each other cuz we all know ur fixation of shit cuz u cant stop playin with ur own , u thilthy cunts of pigs , i suggest muslim leaders have a think about things realise theyre never gonna win and then make a shit load of suicide bombs congregate in ur so called places of worship(more like places of evil) and set ur own bombs off and mass suicide , see what u come back as , id bet more pigs like u were in past life , hahah another funny story my uncle and his friends at local mosque by us few years back stole all the mens shoes on friday prayers , haha , even an egyptian man broke into the mosque and stole the money and set it on fire cuz ur elders wouldnt help him in my town ,. u r a son of a cunt u are a muslim that plays with shit , ive never shook ones hand , IM VERY SORRY TO ALL WHO ARE READING THIS , BUT HOW FUCKIN DARE THIS MAN MAKE A COMMENT LIKE THIS THE LOW FUCKING CUNT , THE MISERY THAT ISLAM HAS BROUGHT TO THE WHOLE WORLD NOT JST TO THE WEST , ISLAM IS A DISEASE AND IS TRYIN TO TAKE OVER , NOT ON MY FUCKIN WATCH AND IM JUST WAITING FOR THIS TO BE TAKEN TO THE STREETS

vivsvge [ban] | Feb 26 08 : 11:28am

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hey ahmud, i'd wipe my ass with your weak peoples flag, but it already looks and smells like fecal matter. as for your comment about the shootings at american schools. there have only been a handful, and those were commited by mentally disturbed loonies. as for your weak, useless nation/religion, you kill each other by the hundreds for no reason other than to satisfy the imaginary, pathetic allah. what a joke. do what you freaks of nature do best and give a rifle a blowjob...not forgetting to pull the stepkids...BAM.
the USA will boil the middle eastern morons.

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 2:25pm

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that must be a sport over there, but with no fans..bunch of savages..

scuba [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 2:31pm

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allah isn't the god of jammed fire-arms,
as this video shows

E92PAT [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 3:14pm

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there we go again! WTF is allah juat caut?!?! they ssay that shit about a million times before killing someone. icon_confused.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 3:42pm

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No problem... give me another gun....

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 3:53pm

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ALLAH SNACKBAR.These motherfuckers make these nicely produced well funded movies showing all their IED accomplishments and sniping accomplishments.They aim to take over the world.And if you translate their videos they'll tell you that. Fucking creeps me out the music they play!!

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:50pm

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Fucking horrible sandle-wearing cunts... icon_evil.gif

whenchimpsturnbad [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:58pm

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Great ,,one human being gags binds and shoots another dead...for what?having a point of veiw that is different from the state?

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:02pm

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this is the kind of videos GGALLIN loves the most where the hell is him, hoo well i guess i speak for him when i say FUCK allah and FUCK hillary too... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

pimpdaddywoowoo [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:30pm

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Fucking Camel Rider, I hope the US Army leaves soon so that they can go back to getting their tongue cut up and their whole family executed for going against someone like Saddam Hussein.

Afrokasa [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 11:04pm

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LOL..SHIT GIVE ME ANOTHER GUN QUICK

deleted user [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 11:22pm

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