MICK'' CROCOCODILE''DUNDEE YOUR NOT!

Crikey!

i'm snappy at bath time too.

Crocs aren't so bad, however those Stingrays can be real heart breakers

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Taking beasteality to the extreme...rednecks are fun

Next time should try put his head there...

These crazy fuckers who needs arms

I think that reaction was triggered by the guy in the left sneakily slipping his old chap up the crocs arse underwater!!

so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he got balls man!!!

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crocs dont care about "biting the hand that feeds them". that arm would have filled him up just fine.

In his case, that could be considered spouse-abuse.

what a fucking shame the croc didnt get the dippy looking fucker

I saw a show a few years back with someone looking into the open croc. mouth and getting permanent skull teeth marks...from what I heard the show announcer say, the croc. opens its mouth with just 50psi (i.e. can keep its mouth closed with one hand), but snaps shut with 3000psi.
Serious way to puncture your tires.

How many times do I gotta tell you to keep your hands out my mouth

nice if his hand caught by croc

Just wondering, exactly at what point did ANY of these fools think it was OK to stick appendages in an animal? Like Scott said, too bad he didn't get his arm chomped on. I'll bet he filled his shorts though!

This ia a perect example of when it's O.K. to pee in the pool!

I am a white guy, are we really that stupid? I want a tan.

The bag of shame stays with you this week my friend!

Thank god, that thing was getting heavy.

not putting ur hand in a crocs mouth is generall knowledge, as is not crossing the road wen a riggers cummin!!! although the chinese still havnt learnt that yet! silly people

some day he will get some one

wow, that shit was gonna pancake his arm and eat it up..so lucky..

HA!!! serves the showboat right

"Go ahead-put it in-I wont let go" -
even my wife doesn't fall fer dat shit no more-we got 2 kids
i bet he's the same fuckin idiot that sticks his fingers in electric outlets, and gets his head stuck in stair railings - in a couple years we'll see him running for some political office GOD HELP US

Hey Beerman..remember me u fucking fagot? Got beat up for being white lately???

You're a fucking wanker mate. You epitomise everything that's said by racists about asians. If you wanna start a hate campaign, go somewhere else and do it. No-one on NT is interested in your shit. (Or you, or anything about you.)
Fuck off.

Who in the green world r u? Dont patronize me u moronic SOB. Who the fuck r u to call me a wanker...what a fag. At least I have my pride and honour...u fat, ugly fagot. Good day mate!

You'll probobly die a slow horrible death you fucking racist.

Can't you read my name? It's the purple letters right next to my avatar. That's me! Cynical_Genius.


And Cynical_Genius is saying "Fuck off" and refers you to his original comment.


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Good thing he didn't try to "teabag" the croc.

Ya, that could have proved to have been tragic.

that snapping sound reminded me of a girl i used to date

This video would have been more entertaining if the croc had actually caught his arm and went into an underwater roll with the other guy on his back. ...I read somewhere that crocs have the strongest bite of any animal so I imagine if he HAD made contact, he would have severed the arm clean off the lunatic's body.

goodtimes

one day they will slip up and he will be back on N/T

it would be funny to see the thing jump out and rip a head off at some point XD

NT loser.. kick it up a notch next time or stay on vidmax.

crocodiles got the fastest reaction of any reptile...when i grow up...i want to be just like them

damn bro...

Isn't a good idea.

Woooooweeeee that was close!!

I don't care if he has got your watch, stop trying to get it back ya dipshit

oh, snap!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

try it with your cock, i give you TWENTY DOLLARS

that sucked...

Morons.

WHAT ?? DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT ?? I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEONE CALL MY NAME, BUT IT WAS JUST SOME ASIANDUMMASS FARTIN'
Welcome home sweetheart - how was "Juvenile Detention" ??? is yer little butthole still sore ?????

just to satisfy yer curiousity - YES , I did get "beat up" one time, I don't really think it was because i'm white - cause the guys that did it were also white - lets see, if memory serves me correctly, which it doesn't always do, this would have been about 40 years ago - can you remember that far back ??? well - any way - back to my story - as i said, i did get beat up - one time - these 6 guys jumped me and they did manage to bang me up pretty good - OH WELL, CAN'T WIN'EM ALL!!
ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS, ASIANCUNT
By the way - race, nationality, etc.etc. doesn't bother me one way or the other - i'm experienced enough to know that ASSHOLES COME IN ALL COLORS - JUST LIKE THE RAINBOW, ISN'T THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION?????
HAVE A GOOD DAY LITTLE SWEETY - TOSSED ANY SALADS LATELY ??????????

just one question. WHY

YOU ARE ONE LUCKY FUCKER

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1/10th of a second later this would have been a great video.

When a Crocodile's mouth is closed, you can use a rubber band to keep it that way. It's only got enough power when it's mouth is open and ready to clamp down.. It struggles to open it back up.. True that!

guess he didnt believe that