Comments - Stupid Girls in Jersey Get Pulled Over for Speeding

category: Funny | views: 166529 | posted on: 02/08/2008

My sympathy goes out to guys in New Jersey if this is what they have to choose from. No wonder Jason Kidd wanted traded.

sato [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:10am

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hahaha gotta love how some people think "it's ok" is an absolute. (hence the 'for no reason' bit)

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:21am

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I bet if he unzipped his pants, she would say 'Oh, no! Not another breathalizer!'

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:21am

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''its better for the dumb bitch to get a ticket&watch her speeding,then kill a child&go down for manslaughter! icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif

bombercommand [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:25am

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Doh!

liacon [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:27am

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Stupid are not, I want to bend her over the front of that car icon_cheesygrin.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:29am

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Hate how hot broads think nothing's ever their fault.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:06pm

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I have to agree. They always think they world owes them for something.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:31am

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"Pull people over for no reason?" Right. Honey, I hate to break this to you, you may be cute, but you're not that damn cute... icon_rolleyes.gif

Jonny_GunZ [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:20pm

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my thoughts exactly, plus women lose points in my book for being brain dead... how could you be that oblivious...

moeyangie [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:33am

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i detected attitude from the girl when the cop handed her the ticket. He could've asked her if she had a problem with it; then say "settle down ma'am, i'll have to taser you."

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:36am

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fakelol66 on Feb 8 08 : 7:21am wrote:
I bet if he unzipped his pants, she would say 'Oh, no! Not another breathalizer!'
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.ROFLMAO...
.I say tase her see if milk squirts out.
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Stupid twat like a deer in headlights

Red6ixx [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:37am

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bon jovi are from new jersey - that says enough for me.

thearchangel [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:45am

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"Does he have some donuts....a cup of coffee back there?" Cameraman: "No, but I see you have a tub of KY jelly in your back seat and a strong odor of fish coming from the drivers side." icon_twisted.gif

bombercommand [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:57am

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what programe is that ?

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 8:47am

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speeders icon_cool.gif tru tv

dickdynamite [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:08am

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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA

squidman6 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:15am

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What a spoilt little bitch ,,,what she gonna do when her daddy takes her honda away...

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:15am

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Here is an Idea,flash your tits to get out of the Ticket!!9Not that i 've ever done that) icon_redface.gif icon_wink.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 1:51pm

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I Tried that once and the Cop brought me in for something called "observation".
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Roadrunner [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:24am

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I rest my case, don't know why, but I do that anyway...she's cute though... icon_smile.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:27am

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I would love to see her drunk

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:51am

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I'd love to see her with her little feet pinned up next to her head. icon_stoned.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:18am

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That's what the hoop earring are for.

hereimis [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:30am

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You could tell the cop was a little intimidated by her, but she sure didn't give a damn about him.

NUIYZ [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:40am

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sorry princess, and this may come as a shock, but the world dosn't revolve around you and your boyfriend problem.

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:48am

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at least in jersey we dont say stuff like "wanted traded". and yes she was dumb, but cute. and rich. shit, i would hit it.

Cheeringonbombs [ban] | Feb 9 08 : 11:16pm

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im from jersey and my sympathy goes out to everyone that watched this clip, that shit was horrible. i wanted backed button.
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Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:51am

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She is little more than a life support machine for a vagina. icon_eek.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:09am

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[quote=Sushi69, Feb 8 08 : 8:51am]
She is little more than a life support machine for a vagina.
''HAHAHA!'' trust me,im gonna be using that one on my woman & some of my lady friends!
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nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:57am

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I agree, now we just need to screw a cupholder onto her forhead to hold a beer and we'll be golden.

mama dolores [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:59am

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"I'm pulling you over for being a stupid bitch"

QB [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:04am

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I just loved her blank expression! Along with the day glo lipstick and the fake-and-bake tan!

Its.not.easy.being.mean [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:18am

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I agree

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:10am

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Oh God... Typical self-absorbed bitch with the mascara, droopy eyes, overpruned eyebrows, metallic lipstick. tanning, brunette and blonde streaks AND hoop earings. There must be some kind of instruction manual that these girls read.

Shawn [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:10am

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She's the girl that falls for the"I love you at closing time line"

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:11am

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fakelol66 on Feb 8 08 : 7:21am wrote:
I bet if he unzipped his pants, she would say 'Oh, no! Not another breathalizer!'
LMFAO! THAT'S the quote of the day!!!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

shotout74 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:13am

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And people wonder why cops can be asses. Putting up with that kind of shit attitude and worse everyday would probably make me end up completely mental.

Ya dig me [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:29am

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jersey trollop

AssHat [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:49am

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She'd look a whole lot better with my "pig" crammed down her cum catcher!

machinedave [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:00am

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i bet she'll look kinda cute with my meat on her mouth...

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:07am

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I Like a girl who can perform under pressure icon_cool.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:25am

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I keep going to post something & just end up cracking up at other people's jokes so screw it, here are my favorites...

thearchangel on Feb 8 08 : 7:45am wrote:
"Does he have some donuts....a cup of coffee back there?" Cameraman: "No, but I see you have a tub of KY jelly in your back seat and a strong odor of fish coming from the drivers side."
Sushi69 on Feb 8 08 : 8:51am wrote:
She is little more than a life support machine for a vagina.
mama dolores on Feb 8 08 : 8:59am wrote:
"I'm pulling you over for being a stupid bitch"
AND OF COURSE...
fakelol66 on Feb 8 08 : 7:21am wrote:
I bet if he unzipped his pants, she would say 'Oh, no! Not another breathalizer!'
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voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:36am

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this wouldn't of happened if her dip shit boyfriend kept her in the kitchen...people know a days.

Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:37am

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I have to raise the BS flag on this one...too well scripted, edited and what person in their right mind would sign the waiver to let this be shown on tv or the net.....having said that, they ARE from Jersey so that speaks volumes icon_lol.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

hotsick [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:49am

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I hate to say this, but I am from NJ and have spent many summers in Belmar. The cops there and in many shore locations really are assholes. They do pull you over for nothing and are typically rude and aggressive. Yhey love giving "bennies" a hard time, which is the term they use for visitors from northern NJ. Under camera, this guy is definitely on good behavior. The girl is typical-NJ material and deserves the ticket, but her attitude towatds the south NJ police is not unusual and pretty justified.

jinjins5 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 1:30pm

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Let me guess, you have a dragon hair cut, do steroids, pop your collar, and are Italian. The cops treat you bennies like shit because all you do is come down to the shore, start fights, drink and drive, destroy rental properties, and trash towns. Nobody wants the guidos here but they come down in droves and put so much money into the towns and state. Bar owners are getting sick of the guidos and they are now profiling them at certain places which is a good thing. Hopefully this will cut down on the spread of HPV and all of the Gotti idols that come down in the summer.

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 10 08 : 7:13pm

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jinjins5, you have said so much in that statement. icon_beer.gif there is a beer for you, and you can drink it in along with this link. please watch.http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

jinjins5 [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 8:41pm

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icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif en jaywest these are all for you. That was not only hilarious, but 100% dead on. Thank you for that laugh. Jenks, Bamboo, DJ's are the places to go if anybody wants to see the real version of this video. Fuckin Skanks icon_lol.gif my friends brother is a clone of this guy and he says that all the time. icon_lol.gif

will25 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:55am

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HINT:
you dont want you kids killed by a car
on the street, it doesnt matter is cars are speeding 5 or 45 MPH,
DONT
LET
YOUR
STUPID
FRIGGIN'
KID
PLAY
IN
THE
STREET
this TV show is PATHETIC

Calang [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 7:56am

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I don't know who's dumber the chicks or the cop. That was a threesome waiting to happen.

jasonoconnell [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 8:07am

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Dumb as fuck. That is all.

Validated [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 8:28am

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God what an absolute retard, spokes person for every dumb every dumb bimbo.

Validated [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 8:36am

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oops take one Bimbo away icon_cheesygrin.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 8:55am

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If that was me they would of found an ounce icon_stoned.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 10:29am

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find a better hiding spot. icon_biggrin.gif

surferflyer [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 9:21am

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what a dummy....but it's true....some women has NOOOO freakn clue as to what to do when lights are flashing. Once, I knew of girl from a friend of mind who was being pulled over and she said...What am I supposed to do? so she kept on driving until......my friend says...pull over you dumbchick....that is what the cop is trying to do. She was a speeder too.

bump1219 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 10:13am

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ROFLCUSTARD!!! LOL!!!!! "she is little more than a life support machine for a vagina."
classic... icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

God Sea [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 10:17am

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paris and nicole i see.

deleted user [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:08am

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Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:13am

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en jaywest on Feb 8 08 : 1:29pm wrote:
find a better hiding spot.
Jesus pal, help me out will you? I have pressed that "Play" button in your avi 40-50 times and I can't get the vid to play !! I live for porn, but only R-rated, cause my mommy won't let me view penetration vids..Thank you in advance...here, I stole this from my mommy's stash icon_beer.gif for you.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 1:09pm

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'Quote of the day', IMHO. icon_beer.gif

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:16am

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I think whores like that lost all ability to love...Id still lay semen on her forehead

longrodvonhugendong [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:35am

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jersey girls arent trash....trash gets picked up

Dodongmola [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 11:53am

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I'd like to watch my girlfriend do 69 with this slut before I give it to her doggystyle icon_cool.gif

thevideoman [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:16pm

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I would still hit it

timma [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:27pm

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Am I the only person sick of hearin piggy/donut jokes? Get some originality, thats probly asking too much from someone to dumb to put on their turn signal when they get pulled over.

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:27pm

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That stupid bitch driving is tanned like a fucking sweet potato icon_mad.gif Lay off the tanning bed bitch.

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 12:47pm

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i want to impersonate myself as a cop and pull over two hot chics and start wanking as i walk up beside the car................and scccerrrrploattt! right as she turns to ask what she did wrong, then run away like a lunatic laughing like woody woodpecker. dont you?

Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 1:28pm

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Well ,I do have to admit, a load of baby batter to her face would have been a nice ending for the vid icon_eek.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 3:42pm

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baby batteer???? wtf lol

BigSweed [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 5:48pm

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TigerWapWap on Feb 8 08 : 3:47pm wrote:
i want to impersonate myself as a cop and pull over two hot chics and start wanking as i walk up beside the car................and scccerrrrploattt! right as she turns to ask what she did wrong, then run away like a lunatic laughing like woody woodpecker. dont you?
Man, i already do that every weekend. It´s my thing. icon_cheesygrin.gif