''note to self- if any homeless person asks for spare change today.................... ....give them your wallet!

whoa! he got it big style.

Why do I always ingnore the warnings and watch these before breakfast? Oh...right....it works...I've been losing weight lately.

omg! I've just drunk my choco.... now I am feeling st strange in my stomach :x

Fortunately I can watch these videos at 1PM, right after my lunch break :D NT update is perfect for us Europeans...

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Lol. I heart you Slammy.

Yes, it slices, it dices, and even cuts thru human flesh, its the new acme machete

Dammit! I thought I had an absolutely brilliant post then I saw that I missed yours up here! Sorry man, I'm not trying to steal your thunder!

Give that man a band-aid please, maybe if he's nice to the doctor he will get one with a teddybear on it.

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Thats not funny, CUT it out!

everybody on NT is a comedian. or a HACK.

I don't wish to cut in, but the comedy here is really sharp.

it always amzaes me how people live after being hacked up like that

[quote=jackrussel01, Feb 7 08 : 7:18am]
it always amzaes me how people live after being hacked up like that
''would'nt have happened if he was in kenya!

I was in Kenya once...a little town called Putmadi.

Representin Kenya in da house.
AHHHHH ZABUNYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Kenya actually finish a burger that big?

Kenya?

Bet you don't want fries with that.

He could always get a job as a toast rack.

lol larryV
i wanted to leave a funny comment as well, but came up with nothing.
At least i took a STAB at it, right

Drinking a lot of whisky ruins your appetite.

I wonder if the homeless guy had a sign in front of him:
"Homeless and No Money, Nowhere to go and nothing to eat!! Can you help me? I need Money*Slash*Clothing*slas h*Food*Slash*Help"

well no breakfast for me

"Machete amour,
pretty little one that I adore,
Your the only one my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine"

I'd like to see him pull that shit on Mick Dundee! "Call that a knife"????

THIS is a knife

wow, remind me not to plan a vacation there.

DON'T PLAN A VACATION THERE

Yeah, right! Apply some pressure on that ONE spot on his back & just maybe all that blood won't leak out of his freaking neck!

wonder what he did to the bum to make him do that

Thanks Ron! Now back to you, " Hello, it's the amazing Ginsu Knife! It slices, it dices! And look after slicing this man it will still even cut through this tomato! Order now and get a second knife set ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

Talkin out the side of your neck

Talking out the side of your neck will get you like this dude Mos Def!

Homeless man: HEY MAN THERES A HUGE BUG ON YOUR NECK! DON'T MOVE!!
Guy: *turns head* huh??
Homeless man: *swings machete* I GOT IT!
GUY: AHHHHHHHHH you missed you old prick and i was going to give you food and beer money until you sliced me up!

the kid crying in the background was fuckin annoying

Was that a redneck?

probably just me, but i started to get a slight stirring in my loins at the gash on the left side.
mmmbloodygash

WTF is wrong with the site?? I come here daily and only half the time the videos will play, This is the only site it happens to, HELP!!!

no es de pinga Caracas???

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[quote=jackrussel01, Feb 7 08 : 7:18am]
it always amzaes me how people live after being hacked up like that
''would'nt have happened if he was in kenya! [/quote]I would offer you a ticket just for tryin.
(single ticket of course)

My Grandmother used to always say
"watch our for homeless people with machettes".

shealsohadarubbertit

Either that was one dull machete, or the homeless man didn't have the strength to make it all the way through. Judging from the number of slices on the guys neck, I'd say he did his damn best.

Mkay, the video preview image is enough for me. I don't think I have seen that kinda work even in movies. o_O;

What shocked me the most is that the guy helping him didn't have gloves on

Damn that cat is lucky he is alive!

just like you faggot

I'm Bad to the bone.

Holy s***! Its not too weird to me that he's alive, though.. Didnt look like the cuts were too big on the most voulnerable places.
But anyway.. Wow, that's gotta hurt!

no gloves for the guy trying to apply pressure to dude's back?
uh...yeah...fuck that.

was the local people asking if he like a beer ?

the man is treating him wearing no gloves!! very unprofessional.

Jean claude van dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m, he got jacked like jill, G.

[quote=TigerWapWap, Feb 7 08 : 3:33pm]
Jean claude van dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m, he got jacked like jill, G.
''JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN I BET YOUR WIFES A MIDGET WITH HAIRY FORARMS&A MUSTACHE!
''IS THAT LIKE KISSING TOM SELLECK?

He looks like he barely survived a real life "Saw" puzzle.

The bum slices and dices, but can he make curly fries?

Oh, he's alright. Slap a bandaid on his wounds and send him on his way.

"I am stuck on bandaids cuz bandaids stuck on me"

FALLY FASAAAAA

I hope hes ok.

wow, he must of done something really bad to piss that person off, and i can't imagine he survived that

mom always said I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached!!

I don't get it, this guy should've had defensive wounds on his arms instead of his neck and back.
Great, so this homeless man wants to slice me up, no problem, I think I just stand there and take it like a man!

Look at that avi, man! lol That is one fat ass. Sheesh. Or is that a case of, "Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear".

Some women are pear-shaped like that with a small waist and upper body but a huge fat ass.

few scratches here and there, take an advil and go home ....

now we know not to steal money from a hobo, he might just have a Machete shoved up his ass

those are very cruel cuts guys...look at that...i think hes head is going to fall off

ehrm, can't you think of your own comment? Scott said that in the header to this vid. Wanna say something about the wind direction too? huh?
Just foolin widcha. x

is he an emo now?

No...emos use scissors because they're pussies.

jesus christ!

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slice em and dice em

damn he must of visited Donde West's(Kanye's mom) plastic surgeon

nah. this guy is still alive.

plasticsurgeonshateblackp eople

right?

"dr." jan adams IS black. http://www.jossip.com/dr- jan-adams-is-tire...s-mom -20071113/

WTF, thats fucked up

A new show maybe? Street ER?

pretty serious injuries ,however if a machete was used for this wicked assault ,the attacker had either a very lame swing or connected with the wrong side of the blade.

Watch your coronary arterry there chief.

Must have missed the artery by millimeters...Damn, that looks like it hurts like hell!

This guys on the cutting edge of ... something really sharp.

dammmmmmn

Yeah that's it dude, hold a piece of blue cloth on the wound to stem the bleeding.

Aye, Chinga Madre

ouch

Holy Shit, someone giving emergency assistance at the scene on NT!

he had it comming! next time he wont finger his brother!

one hit , two hit , three super move

Oh, hes fine take two tylenol and call the doctor in the morning.

The bum only wanted a kebab

If you blow in his nose you can play him like a flute

That drunk meth-mouth having vagrant.I guess he wanted more than "get a job"

Oh man !! what is Machete ?? Something bad

the discoverers use that to cut the bamboo...its a big, veavy, long knive...the africans une it to cut off the hands and arms of those who don't wanna vote...

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race ..wat u talking about race...Hispanics can be white, black, Chicanos, Mexicans, Asians , Indians etc...they just speak the same language ..other than that dont have much in common...i hope that make u feel better....

shouldn't he scream for pain killer?

I used to work with the homeless.. Glad I don't now lol..

im drunk.

uhh... what tha . . .

Looks like the initial stages of that flesh eating bacteria. Not very appealing at all..

to ease his pain,simply squirt some freshly squeased lemon juice onto the cut.hemp hemp hemp

Now put him on the grill - he is already prepared for the BBQ.

dude put some gloves on fuken serious dude put som on

right to the favorites thats a keeper

shit thats gotta sting!

not a very sharp machete