I'm sure there's something funnier than a lawyer getting knock-out, I just can't think of anything off hand.

Something funnier, 2 lawyers getting knocked out?...
No, seriously (yeah right), hope that knocking out don't influence the judge veredict of this REALLY nice person...

OK, why the hell does he get 3 down votes for a for a comment with 7 up votes?

Your avatar has a perfect ass.
Yeah for the life of me I can't figure out what these people base their thumbs up/thumbs down on

Haha...du du du du du...BOOM

He can hit like a mule cause he's a Jackass...

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can you imagine the next time the lawyer has to talk to a client? everytime the client will raise his hand for something, the lawyer will cover his face and duck.

Aaaand, that just earned him another three, long years.

Something tells me he's made that kind of phone call before. You know, has to call his wife and explain to her how he "wasn't thinking, I just stabbed the dog with a corkscrew" or some other crazy shit. Hitting your attorney. You win teH game that is your trial.

The woman that came running up there near the end, wonder what she thought she was going to do?

listen carefully, she says, "taaaser? squeak, squeak..."

The lawyer should learn to defend himself.

I think that is sign language for "Objection".

I guess he got struck from the record. (Welcome back!)

Thanks buddy, you are on fine form today as usual.

Damn that was funny.
Throw him the accusation.
Throw him the rule book.
Throw him the honor code.
Throw him the right hook.

lawyers do suck, but are needed to get you out of shit like this. of course, its not helpful when an entire court of law are the witnesses.

If I was the judge, I'd reduce his sentence after that and hold the lawyer in contempt of court. That's just me though.

I like the cut of your loin, Mister Intensity. I could use a man like you!

Yes its true you are a fukwt

punching lawyers guarantees you a spot in heaven, we all know that.

Here's the story:http://www.kentucky.com/4 54/story/308523.html
I like the noises he makes after he gets the guy on the ground: OOF...OOF...OOF!

You can hear the lawyer crying in the video from your link! LOL

At the 0:37 mark, you can see the bailiff fingering his gaping anus. Justice is blind!!

Lawyers... hated and loved. You hate them until you need one. Some hate them even after.

nice uses a sucker punch that is one way to put the guy in his place

That's a knockout defence!

How do you plead ????........."SMACK"..... .LMFAO

I think he was upset because his lawyer was leaving him or giving his case to another. That guy is a loose cannon and hopefully he got locked up for a very very very long time. He is a menace.

Mr. Ant, your response was concise, intelligent and provocative, ... unfortunately, you're a fuckin' idiot. Please refrain from commenting in the future. .... your friend Modisoon.

I heard on the news that the court wouldn't appoint him another public defender after that little stunt. Hope he likes wearing orange.... and sodomy.

He's not very smart.

Big moose is mad cause he got caught.

The defense rests hahahahah.
Fake ass public defenders always want you to take a plea.

what did the lawyer say that upset his like that... was it something about the defendants mother being a trailer park crack head $2 whore...?

hard to worry about a shyster.

That looked a lot like DR GG, and you KNOW he'd love to pound his ex-lawyer like that....and I bet the lawyer made a "motion to shit himself" after this fine gentleman cleaned his clock..

I loved the way the guy built up to the moment. First he inched his way towards the attorney... Then he put his hands on the table... Then POW!

Seems that know one was listening to his request for a new attorney.
Do you hear me now???
Good!

And now.....Country boy gets an Alabama black snake up his ass for even longer....

''kentucky attorney knocked out? i thought they said'' KENTUCKY EMPLOYEE KNOCKED OUT!!'' i was about to say should'nt be serving cold chicken then!

Hitting your defense attorney should void all of your rights to having a defense. Thats just asking to be found guilty.

I wasn’t thinking about it. It just happened, like when my Paw climbed into bed with me and my sisters…

That kind of shame doesn't scrub off.

Fuck Yall, I was talking about the cocksmoker in the jump suit in the v i d e o........... The one doing the RedNeck dance on the lawyer.

Mongo only pawn in game of life

[quote=NUIYZ, Feb 6 08 : 12:13pm]
Mongo only pawn in game of life
''BLAZING SADDLES?

yep

Fuck my attorney, heres MY closing statement!

I wish I coulda done that many times. Just never been stupid enough to do it or been on death row

I always felt like doing that... to the DA not my own damn lawyer! Must be Bobby Boucher...Whats wrong with his "Medula Oblongata"!

die bitch

''HEY WAS'NT THAT BYORKS STALKER?''

his defence had collapsed.
his lawyer collapsed.
3 weeks later in prison his rectum collapsed......

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2....
one to screw it in and the other to suck my dick

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that was great, wish I could do that and not go to jail. Lawyers are fuckin assholes, I hate them.

Looks like the criminal got what he deserved.

Well at least he has the insanity plea working for him

Case closed!?

he should figth tito trinidad

Maybe he enjoyed prison and wanted more anal rapes

the post fight interview was lame. wheres mike tyson?

Looking for his career somewhere in Angola.

It just kinda happenes...
--> ok, trial dismissed

With friends like that who needs enemies??

Classic case of all braun, no brain.

shit, he better get ready to knock out and get knocked out in prison

hit like mule, toss like salad.

this guy probably sold him down the river as lawyers tend to do.I hope hes still rubbing his jaw to this day .The only good lawyer is a chinned lawyer

I see Felony Fights has taken it to the next level

Imagine what he would have done if that guy was the Prosecutor.

thrown him to the bulls,or expend 5 minutes next to a liberal, your choice..

council, "Your out of Order"

Great job by the court security. Leave a psycho free to attack anyone his alter-ego pleases.

Being a 'defense attorney' isn't such easy money after all.

The law is an ass or in this case a mule punch to the jaw

Judge: I give you a 10 for form, 9.4 for execution of the movement and 3-5 for assault w/ bodily injury

Should of donky Punched him

I object.

Do you think he'll plead not guilty

I did a pooh in my pants...I want my mummy

inject him with jellyfish venom. The defendant not the atterney.

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.NIIIIIIIGAAAAAAA!

anyone who's ever had to rely on a public pretender or who has to stand there and listen to some fucking states attorney run his mouth like he was there and seen it all has felt like doing that . now he can actually say he knows what happened well maybe not he rung his fucking bell ding! ding! bitch!

NOW THE JUDGE WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE! WAY TO GO!

Did his public defender say he wasn't going to continue to represent him?

those public "pretenders" have that shit coming

Karma is one smart motherfucker. The criminal and the lawyer both got theirs straight up. Two birds, one stone.

A double life bargain didn't appeal to the convict!

Umm...why wasn't that motherfucker in handcuffs?

your fired