Comments - How to Successfully Mess Up Your Face in a Hurry

category: Accidents | views: 52449 | posted on: 02/03/2008

Wonder if losing that much blood makes it hard to get an erection.

neebuz [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:14am

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it seems these skateboards have a tendency to attack their owners

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:20am

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Let's Face it, skateboading is not only gay, but also dangerous icon_cheesygrin.gif

squidman6 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:43am

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How the fuk can you reffer to that being gay ,fuk what did you do when you were younger fuk a skateboarder

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:56am

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Didn't have time for a skateboarder, I was to busy with your sister & girlfriend icon_wink.gif

squidman6 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:04am

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My sister says hi and you owe me major $$ for child support i thought it was mine icon_cheesygrin.gif

neebuz [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:06am

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is your sister your mum?

neebuz [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 1:01pm

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just asking read above what he wrote icon_stoned.gif

Bollocks [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:36am

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Skateboarding parks should be made compulsary outside hospitals.
Thus saving on the need for an ambulance every 5 minutes!

Dr. Klaus Engelmann [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:37am

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See the damage they did to the first wall/seat in the clip? Black marks all over the off white wall, skaters just fvck up public property.

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:38am

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Not a faky fullcab..I don't ever know what that meen's nor do I care.
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Love The eye exam nurse They didn't shave back then..You'd have to go in with a machete... icon_cheesygrin.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:57am

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ouch...thats why i never skateboard icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_wink.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:03am

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heads or tails?

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:14am

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icon_sad.gif Well you have taken the steam out of my insult icon_beer.gif

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:28am

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Honey, this would have made more sense if you would have posted it under Squidmans post. icon_wink.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:50am

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Thanks for pointing that out dear, don't you have some dishes to wash icon_wink.gif

Dbap [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:30pm

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Wow funny how you get thumbs up on the back of Ken's wife but pathetic when nobody knew who you were

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:55pm

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Hey nice to see you're back. I'm not sure if you're jealous but it is pretty fucked up she gets more thumbs-up than I do.
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"Psssst, who were you before?" icon_wink.gif

Dbap [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:00pm

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Your comment deserved a comeback and I must say congrats for the response cos you took it pretty well, in fact a pretty funny response. #1 never been anybody else before. #2 1st amendment says i can say what i want. #3 the system can be manipulated. #4 corruption always starts at the top. #4 Check the times of posting to the shoutbox and click on each user for the media watched: Just one way of manipulating the system. http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/user/accord43 The comment that you dont see is, "trust me usa is not obl cos usa works with me"

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:15pm

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To be honest, I never gave a second thought to rather usa & obl are the same person. As for the rest of the comment, I'll have to get Sandra, "Aprodite" to explain it to me. I'm the brawn, she's the brain.
Sandra is a black girl from a all white community and I'm white from a all black community. The 3 things we have most in common is our love for our children, each other, and the 1st amendment. icon_beer.gif

Dbap [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:26pm

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I can see you are still having a dig "Aprodite" and now you know other people know what you are doing. I am white and the rest of my family are black Muslims. Funny shit or what icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:58pm

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I'm not sure what your comment means. If you would be so kind to explain it. How can you be white & your family is black? Are you adopted?
I'm quite handsome, has nothing to do with what were talking about, just thouht I'd point that out. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dbap [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:10pm

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You are one hell of a piss taker and i should really be laying into you but here goes. I am white but my family went the Muslim faith. I dont agree and therefore fell out with them big time. I now stick up for what I believe and bollocks to everyone else. icon_twisted.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:26pm

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Holy shit, I just figured out you're English. I'm half watching the big game and trying to type at the same time. The kids are in bed and I'm logging off. This you can count on, when the shit hits the fan, all the sane people will come together icon_wink.gif

Dbap [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:48pm

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YEAH!!!!! I agree the sane will come together. Don't let that old switch-er-roo come in between us though. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

j.ripley [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:17am

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seen it already in that MTV stupid show"my sweet gay sixteen"...oh? my turn? HEADS! icon_lol.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:24am

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Skateboard almost knocked his eye out.Soon as that eye recovers he'll be back doin the same shit. At least he didn't have sudden revelations about gravity still working.

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:25am

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Not his sport.... maybe bmx bicycle are good for him....

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:34am

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I know this must have hurt, but he was definitely holding that bad eye shut during his interview for dramatic effect. Watch it again, you'll see. he looked like a bit of a twat anyway. It wasn't even a cool trick he was trying to pull off. Negative kudos there boy.

quadfather [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:40am

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its like RUNNING ITO A BRICK WALL... icon_lol.gif thats all hes going to be doing now...blinded icon_cool.gif

madstaff [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:41am

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pity the skateboard didnt go down his throat knocking his teeth out on the way.
skateboardings not cool.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:43am

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Was that actual footage of him at the eye doctors? I believe so. icon_biggrin.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:59am

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You got a black eye! Walk it off pussy!

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:26am

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ahhh the sweet smell of pain in the morning icon_stoned.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:36am

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And still they always have that vacant, shocked look on their faces when they get hurt.

Nicklo2k [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:02am

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"Dude, your fucking eye is fucked dude"
What a fantastic way to calm down an injured mate. But skateboarders are all gay, so I doubt that's the worst pain he's ever felt.

zykron [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:44am

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Eye'm board. icon_twisted.gif

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 8:49am

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board out of m'eye'nd icon_stoned.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 9:03am

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EYE think he should FACE reality and look for a new means of entertainment.

zykron [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 9:24am

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We all scream for EYEscream icon_cheesygrin.gif

MaggotDude [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 9:50am

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stop with the puns allready icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 10:50am

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EYE wish EYE could but EYE lost my mEYEnd icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:32am

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"Eye popped out" for a beer so "EYE missed the end". icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:01pm

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EYE'm glad you didn't splash any in your EYE. icon_twisted.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:52am

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The things we do to suck... icon_stoned.gif

SamboKillah [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 8:48am

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the preview pic looks like ive sprayed bloody sperm over that young chaps face. icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 10:12am

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[quote=SamboKillah, Feb 3 08 : 11:48am]
the preview pic looks like ive sprayed bloody sperm over that young chaps face.
WTF?????????????? ''oh i get it,your dicks all sliced up from all those homeless tramp SCABBY CRUSTY pussys that you like fucking when they're unconcious no doubt! icon_mad.gif icon_mad.gif icon_mad.gif icon_mad.gif icon_mad.gif icon_mad.gif icon_eek.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 10:11am

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Well thats what he gets for killing Natalie Holloway.
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getit?

Nicklo2k [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 10:29am

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No

Hoser [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 10:36am

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Yep, it's true. Us skaters are nothing but a bunch queer, helmetless, left-wing idiots that cost the taxpayers millions of dollars in trips to the ER.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:00am

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I don't know about all that, but you all are very entertaining. Keep it up. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif The vitriol from NT posts is intriguing -pretty sure terrorism will be linked to skateboarding soon. icon_confused.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:04am

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he's on the left...
Joran van Der Sloot charged in the slaying of Natalie Holloway in Aruba.
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.c om/images/2005/06...mage7 03826x.jpg

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:10am

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oops, that was suppose to be a reply to
Nicklo2k

liacon [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:15am

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GG sir, we are about to see history made in the Superbowl. First time ever two brothers have won, and back to back no less icon_wink.gif icon_beer.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:27pm

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You called it!...now maybe you can front Killerdude a loan to pay off his debt. icon_eek.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:33am

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28 - 20 Pats...I need the $$$$$$$

Earth Nelson [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:57am

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you got it, they'll cover: Pats 31-6

Benis [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:59am

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This guy successfully received and failed a crash course in Physics.

kdt55 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:46pm

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Another successful skate trick...in my world.

Heretix [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:50pm

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Just from the his picture and caption it looked like a crosseyed midget tried to give him a Dirty Sanchez.

iMasturbate [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 2:00pm

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kid is unlucky that that happened and really lucky he's going to recover.

iTone [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 3:02pm

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lol idiot. icon_lol.gif

alx303 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:08pm

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Nasty hit to the eye there...but i still feel more sorry for the little kid with the board up his ass... icon_stoned.gif

420chronic [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:44pm

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damn he looks like frankenstein now...poor bastard icon_beer.gif

burndog65ca [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 5:18pm

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stupid skater fag

Tyranion [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:39pm

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Silly skating, badass bleeding tho icon_beer.gif

machinedave [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 10:13pm

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dolphins baby...only unbeaten team in history haha

grinder272 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 12:20am

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Timmy!!!???

Nina [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 4:39am

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Fuck. Scarred is the best show in MTV right now. icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 8:16am

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Ha HA ha!

Komodo [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 5:22am

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Smack dab.

Malachai101 [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 7:29pm

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So sad, his parents must have inhaled Ether and Paint Thinner when his mom was pregnant

jethroboot [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 4:25am

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thats why oakley sunglasses cost $300,, buy some

deleted user [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 6:38pm

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Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 6:12pm

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Anything with an MTV label/watermark on it gets the lowest rating from me.MTV is the shepherd,and i'm NOT a sheep!

Muzzle [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 11:35pm

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HE LOOKS LIKE A CHARACTER OUT OF WALLACE AND GROMMIT~THE TORTOISE icon_razz.gif

Raptor [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:09pm

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haha

asvln [ban] | Feb 25 08 : 1:33pm

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Haha, I watched this on Scarred lastnight.
Figured I might as well come and comment on his stupidity.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 26 08 : 8:45am

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"I didn't know something was gonna go wrong, til it happened..." - Well no shit! If we all knew something was gonna go wrong, nothing would go wrong would it? - Fucking ass-hole.

Savvvy-Chavvvy [ban] | Oct 27 08 : 10:56am

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y is it this shit always happens the last time u try it

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 9 09 : 10:17pm

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I saw this episode...

drccoco [ban] | Sep 13 09 : 11:37am

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very lame

TOOL [ban] | Sep 22 09 : 9:25pm

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