"Hey, Johnny, you've spilt yoghurt down your shirt! Lick it off now, there's a good boy..."

LOL oh man. nothing beats the news reporter video one though

That seagull reminds me of my boss - he shits on you from a great height as well.

Welcome back sir

Thanks buddy - it's good to be back!! I'm relieved to see you've also ended your self-imposed exile. Beers for you and MA.

Beers all around

Lets get some Jays going

Poor kid. Stupid adults.

''no problem,just wait till the youngster says ''daddy i wanna go poo'' then just scatter bread all over the floor&start swinging your kid by the arms until you spray every fucking suspect bird!

Cant blame the little kid that ice-cream over his shirt

Well that was a shitty thing to do...

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This shit happened to me too
but in primary school, i killed two to get even! :P

Shit! You must be tough! Fucking tool.

fake. quite obviously ice-cream. look at it when it falls. Any dumbass can see that

and for sake the kid almost eats it

the kid saw the same thing on mom takeing a cumshot

growing up at the shore, ive been shit on by seagulls many times. for no reason. ive also seen them gang up on unsuspecting children and take food out of their hands.

if its not fake, those parents just seem irritating, and if it is fake, it makes them even more irritating.

Not having a shitty day yet? Let a bird fix that

After the kid realised he had been ridiculed on camera, he got all depressed and TOPPED himself! (geddit?)

You gotta love kids, man. So cute.

Perhaps the babysitters can take him to the money cages next for a nice golden shower

why when i rate a vid then it goes to awsome

If that were my kid I would be like, "here son feed him these alka seltzer & get your revenge!"

WOW its snowing in July.

let's see.., Sea Gulls have been connected to carrying, Botulism, E-Coli, and Salmonella.
that's it, let the kid play with the bird shit.
idiots

This vid brings back bittersweet memories. When my 2nd wife and I were engaged, one of the nicest days out we ever spent was at a water park. We were out walking around, just chatting and enjoying the sunshine, when we walked underneath a tree, and a bird took a huge dump on my head. I should have taken that as a warning, but sadly, I didn't....

BOOOM!!!! head shot

poor kid! not cause he got shat on but because he has douchbags for parents..you would think they would wanna get the disease infested crap off of him instead of laughing at him...god i hate people.

clean the sand out of your cunt, a little bird shit isnt going to kill you.

Kid seems a bit oblivious. I guess most kids that age are.Then when they get to be adults they wish they were oblivious.

That must have been a really fat seagull.. just look at that Load.

True. The kid's lucky it wasn't an albatross.

stupid kid will now grow up into a world of drugs and child porn and might be emo from the age of 15, i fell sorry for his to be gay lover! fucking birds!

lol..shit for look.. ..sorry kid bet you did,nt think that you would be the but of all our jokes today..

1) The dad's a dick.
2) The uncle's a dick and is gonna get the shit kicked out of him when the dad see this.
3) I really wish the poor kid wouldv'e looked up, just cuz it would've been funnier.

lmao..they looked like they never told him that he had shit on his head..
this might be a future news reporter..lets c

the real shitheads were off camera

yeah. who lets their kid walk around with bird shit on his head and clothing

That kid didn't know if he should laugh like the adults are.. or cry because he just got shat on..
The worried look on his face was classic!!

Back-Head-Facial

this video bought the parents the CHEAP retirement home, without any visits from him or any siblings

"...who's gonna clean that up?- not me"
OK, POP - we'll remember that when yer in the nursin home, sittin in a crap filled "Depends"
ya fuckin turd
REALLY makes ya glad cows don't fly-WOW!!
on the other hand - WHO GIVES A CRAP??

what a fucking prick the vid started out good untill that fucking douche bag opened his selfish cockbucket

Nothing like Hot Potassium!!!

two seagulls and a boy.

now that kid is traumatized for life, you can allready see and hear it while he repets no over and over. He will eventually chase birs beat them to death, some times burn them alive and from time to time buried them alive!

"thats why sick kids like ourselves loves this website....it takes mental abuse to hear your parents laugh at you... you can tell that kid was embarrass, but what just happen has added points for karma...now we are here laughing with/At this site.."

Heads up

Fuckin gulls.
One time my younger brother threw a rock at a seagull. It started flying into the ground for a couple minutes.
I'm not saying it was funny or anything, but we were young, and naive.

Nice parents, let the kid get shit on and then laugh. I hope they get raped with a wooden broom handle some day.

His lack of reaction makes me think he is used to it.

they didn`t see that coming??
and they fucking laugh!! clean your kid!!!!!
assholes

I agree...what a couple of bastard parents.If you could improve the video, I'd like to see someone drop a bucket of sloppy shit on the dad from a building window and see the kid laugh hysterically at him.

Oh yeah he did realize... and now he got traumas and when he becomes a skateboarder at age 14 his parents won't sadly understand it all started that day.

SHAT FROM ABOVE!

world war 3

some of the funniest comment's in a while....

it usally means good luck.

Haa, poor little fella'.
Bird shit milkshakes... nothin' like'm

I know, why don't we let something shit on our kid...in the mean time we'll just laugh at him instead of cleaning off the rancid bird feces...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Poor kid.

I laugh every time I see this!

LOL ...............he got pooped on

i agree

Hahahaha! That's awesome.

You gotta be shitting on me!

hooked him up