Comments - Idiot Earns Himself a Messed Up Face
category: Accidents | views: 41693 | posted on: 01/30/2008
"Are my teeth knocked out?" No, but a big chunk of your stupid face is.
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette are all skateboarding and bragging about their best tricks.
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The brunette says, "I can do a double impossible and a misty."
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The red head says, "Thats nothing. I can do a 1080 flip off a quarter pipe, then do a double double and land it without falling".
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Then the blonde says, "I dont know what the big deal is with all of you guys, I can do all those with no hands!"
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 4:34am
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well all you skater out there will do this shit the 
is do you do for us lot on nt or is there somthing else you get out of it 
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''HAHAHA! the way his friends casually said,almost in a bored way HOSPITAL TIME lets go,sounded so well rehearsed that i think this CLUMSY BUFFOON has made that trip MANY TIMES! when will these people learn that SKATEBOARDS=STICHES,MISSI NG TEETH,BROKEN BONES ETC....
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The gangsta music didn't quite fit.
This goes much better:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=quzY7ONePM4
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I just realized how fucking pissed off this video made me. As soon as the idiots said to take him to the H, I recalled the fact that probably all of the other stupid stunt videos that I've seen from idiots/untrained morons (without safety) were also probably rushed to the H...can you imagine how much time and effort that hard-working, trained emergency health workers around the country is being wasted on these assholes who are just going to do it again? We have people in various local tragedies, accidents on the road, etc., all of which could need immediate and serious medical help...idiots such as in the vids just better not be using up the time of these workers when important incidents strike.
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I vote for new law: If you're so much of an idiot to not wear safety protection and/or to not stay away from doing jackass-like stunts without proper training, then you don't deserve treatment from these workers, you can just suffer for the rest of the day and then get in the back of the line. 
nukemm3333 [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 6:37am
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I agree with you and I hear what you are saying but on the other hand, if idiots like that didn't exist we wouldn't have these videos to watch to show us how not to be idiots. I think these videos keep other jackasses that are on the verge of doing stupid shit in check.
boobie.bird [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 7:21am
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I hear what your saying but in reality every patient that comes in is $$$ in their pocket. With the amount of people that go to the ER for stupid shit or seeking pills this probably puts a little excitement in their day.
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WOW, Zyk you have made my day. The first step to make a new Law is to approach your local State Representative. Most of them own or work in local business in your area. They are very public and will give you a ear to your opinions, if they find it to be of a good point then that is about all it takes.
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I just realized how fucking pissed off this video made me. As soon as the idiots said to take him to the H, I recalled the fact that probably all of the other stupid stunt videos that I've seen from idiots/untrained morons (without safety) were also probably rushed to the H...can you imagine how much time and effort that hard-working, trained emergency health workers around the country is being wasted on these assholes who are just going to do it again? We have people in various local tragedies, accidents on the road, etc., all of which could need immediate and serious medical help...idiots such as in the vids just better not be using up the time of these workers when important incidents strike.
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I vote for new law: If you're so much of an idiot to not wear safety protection and/or to not stay away from doing jackass-like stunts without proper training, then you don't deserve treatment from these workers, you can just suffer for the rest of the day and then get in the back of the line.
If you really want to get Pissed, get pissed at all the wellfare pukes who go to the ER with there children who have a cold.. They take up valuable space in the ER only to be told to give their kids fluids and rest.
how can u compare somone skateboarding to a dumbass who puts a firecracker in his mouth? dumbass
You can read back through my own post and answer your own question, dumbass right back at you.
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If you so strongly rely on laughing at videos of people hurting themselves, then don't assume that I expect people to wear safety all of a sudden (which you wrongly assumed!). In fact, they can keep submitting videos of them getting hurt, we'll all laugh it up, and then they can suffer for their lives with a permanent scar.
Soundmurderer [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 6:58pm
I worked in healthcare too and it is the idiots who come to ERs when they have a cold and refuse to be told that there's nothing seriously wrong with them.
You can spend hours just trying to get them to go home, it only takes a few minutes to stitch up a face.
Roadrunner [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 5:34am
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Ollie shit! Get it??? Sorry about that, too much puff puff... 
en jaywest [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 6:04am
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he needs to FACE the fact that there is a HOLE lot of other stuff to do when youre BOARD.
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I couldn't understand the vid near the end.Was he talking about how gravity still works? @ zykron this shit is annoying for the hospital when kids come in injured from dumbass falls from skateboards and rollerblade stunts.The worse is injured drunks or messed up on drugs.Can't treat them and they can become very irritable.
Nice Face busting!!! Hey Nothing Toxic Moderator guy I slapped a whole bunch of faceplant videos from this site together. I sent it to your gmail a bunch of times a couple of weeks ago. Can ya see if ya could post it? here is the link
http://dc47.4shared.com/d ownload/36416781/...11123 9-e70c0b28
thanks a bunch! keep up the good work
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I just realized how fucking pissed off this video made me. As soon as the idiots said to take him to the H, I recalled the fact that probably all of the other stupid stunt videos that I've seen from idiots/untrained morons (without safety) were also probably rushed to the H...can you imagine how much time and effort that hard-working, trained emergency health workers around the country is being wasted on these assholes who are just going to do it again? We have people in various local tragedies, accidents on the road, etc., all of which could need immediate and serious medical help...idiots such as in the vids just better not be using up the time of these workers when important incidents strike.
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I vote for new law: If you're so much of an idiot to not wear safety protection and/or to not stay away from doing jackass-like stunts without proper training, then you don't deserve treatment from these workers, you can just suffer for the rest of the day and then get in the back of the line.
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"Idiot" right back to you.
Actually, that would be Scott who declared the person in the video an idiot, and I agree with Scott.
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Meanwhile, why THE FUCK did you bother going off on a tangent about sports? Of course people are hurt playing sports. Read the first two or so lines of my post. I was not referring to sports players, but rather:
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[1] people who put firecrackers in their mouths,
[2] people who light other people on fire,
[3] people who put their hands on hot stovetops,
[4] people who smack each other with beer bottles,
[5] people who try backflips from 20-30 feet up without proper equipment/safety,
[6] people who jump off a roof with an umbrella,
[7] people who taser each other to show that they can handle it,
etc. etc.
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Seriously, you have to be an idiot to assume that I'm talking about people in sports or their injuries.
I'll ignore the fact that you're now swaying over your definition of "sports" from both skating and professional to just skating.
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Meanwhile, IS HE WEARING A FUCKING HELMET?? No. Could following 1st grade safety have prevented his injury?? Yes. You can't possibly disagree with me on saying that in sports, people wear some fucking bodily protection. I mean, c'mon, find me any X-games competitor that doesn't have elbow/knee pads, usually a helmet, etc. They all wear it.
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But now let's test out your interpretation of sports. Is anytime that a person is on a skateboard considered playing sports? Because any idiot could imitate, to various extents, the actions relevant to that sports, but it's not "PLAYING SPORTS" unless the person has a FUCKING COMPETITION. No 2nd player, no sport, it's that simple.
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Oh, but then let's say further that you could define a sport to be a 1-person hobby, which is just...a HOBBY, not a SPORT. But ignoring that, if he takes skateboard out on a casual joyride, then he's not being any more "sporty" about it than joggers. So, what he was doing in the video was not necessarily relevant to a sport, but more of a hobby. And so no matter how you define sports in the spectrum of contexts that you've used so far, he's still stupid for not having some kind of protection.
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Keep calling me an idiot, you idiot. Nice way to start your first few posts: in the gutter.
I'll admit that I am a hypocrite; there is no way I would let my daughter skate without her helmet. Hopefully her generation will accept helmets (more people on the ski hills wear them than not). It's too late for me though...the damage is done. IF ballroom dancing can make into the Olympics then skating surely is a sport, no?
first off... like i care about what you think about my comments... first few or not. like i care about anyone here for that matter. and as far as your 'point of view' it's nothing more than a biased opinion... an opinion that has absolutely no basis or credability at all... a sport... whether you take on a sport in any situation at all... it's still a sport. reguardless if it's a team based or not... is a golfer not actively playing a sport if he is not in a tournament? is a biker not being an athlete if he is not in the toure de france? you obviously are a fat bastard who can't even throw a football more than 10 yards... get off your ass and be a little more active and you could possibly appreciate all sports... rather than just the ones you happen to catch on nbc...
and as far as safety equiptment... yeah... the kid should have been wearing a helmet or some kind of protective gear... even then that still would not have prevented this injury. (and btw... that kid was not 'imatating' a sport. if you knew anything you would be able to tell just by the trick he was doing that he is obviously a talented skater) but how often do a group of friends play football in their back yard without pads.. or a game of baseball without a helmet. often. and believe it or not... even then... those games are still sports. don't hate people just 'cause they can do something that you would never be able to accomplish in your entire pathetic life. don't hate people because they can live their life and not fear a trip to the hospital for a few stitches. god forbid.
again... you, sir, are a complete, total, waste of breath, no life havin, livin in fear of your own shadow, prejudice.... IDIOT!
athankyou.
YOU are the IDIOT, YOU are the waste of space, you are the one with a wasting life, and YOU are the fat bastard fuck, not me. I do not live in a fear of my own shadow, THAT WOULD BE YOU. I am plenty active, you get off your lazy insulting ass and quit assuming things about me that are false, you FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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a sport... whether you take on a sport in any situation at all... it's still a sport. reguardless if it's a team based or not... is a golfer not actively playing a sport if he is not in a tournament? is a biker not being an athlete if he is not in the toure de france?
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Why are they incorrect? Because FREE TIME ACTIVITIES ARE NOT SPORTS! Again, under your definition, anyone blading, boarding, and so forth by that water fountain just outside the clothing stores at 2:00pm would be in a sport. They're not! They're blading and boarding ON THEIR FREE TIME. You have to COMMIT to a SCHEDULE and REGULATIONS that are generally OFFICIAL before you can say that the person is in a sport. It matters not if the boarder is talented, because then a retiree of a sport who plays with, say, their children, or by oneself would still be in a sport, but it's still not: it's a hobby.
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I stick with what I said, and for the various biased insults that you've thrown at me, here are some for you: since you stick up so much for these boarders by labeling their actions as a sport ON THEIR FREE TIME, allow me to return the insults and say that you, VERY CLEARLY...are a former emo whose sense of rebellion once consisted of sneaking out of your parent's house at 15 to hang with other sneaks to avoid the rush of depression coming from all of you getting Cs in your biology and collaborative (a.k.a. for soon-to-be dropouts) math classes, whose sense of a career consists of bagging people's helmets working at a local Sam's Club.
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FUCK OFF, YOU IDIOT.
i would just like to let you know that you amuse me 
putting model airplanes together in your parent's basement is a hobby. loser. playing d&d with your greasy friends is a hobby. you fuck. skating anywhere is still a sport. often skaters don't compete... they make videos under sponsorship as legitamate atheletes. and even if a skater doen't have sposorship... it doesn't change the context. sport. so save your rants and your fruitless explanations... 'cause guess what..? you are wrong. period. just because you don't like skating... doesn't mean you can disreguard it's legitamacy. so in your own words... fuck off.
but your insults really got too me you were so right about the emo... i think i might go cut myself.
...please
i just love how you're getting so worked up over this. you must have a boring, uneventful life.
putting model airplanes together in your parent's basement is a hobby.
Oh, but then what if that becomes an official "sport" then, and people compete to build better handheld model airplanes?
It's a hobby.
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skating anywhere is still a sport.
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it doesn't change the context. sport.
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so save your rants and your fruitless explanations... 'cause guess what..? you are wrong. period. just because you don't like skating...
BTW: Skating is what people do on an ice rink, not on concrete-top sidewalks, "you fuck."
wow.
you are a complete retard.
you are wrong man. in every aspect... putting airplanes together obviously will never be a sport because of the fact there is no atheletic skill involved at all.... so making that kind of a coparison only further proves my point that you sir... are a fucking idiot. jesus. get over it loser. you're wrong. admit it or not... skating is a sport. care about it or not... it's still a sport. in the x games or at the park... you stupid bastard.
get a fuckin life loser... instead of making stupid arguments about shit that you are biased against. cause you just sound like a dusche.
oh and just so you know... everything that i initally said in the first comment, primarily the 'idiot' comment... was because you were so upset about how 'idiots like these waste valuable time for people who could really use the medical attention' THAT comment was ultimately why i called you an idiot....
but either way... thanks for playing my game. it was fun... too bad you're still an idiot.
Man you really are a total asswipe. And you can't fucking read. You have it all wrong... since when did I ever deny that boarding was not a sport? Answer: when I said that he wasn't in regulatory practices. You really are fucking stupid if you disagree with that, because you are wrong, not me, you, fucking retard yourself jerkoff.
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I AM NOT BIASED AGAINST SKATEBOARDERS. Jeez, you keep going on like a crying bitch about how I, somehow, am against these people, but I'm not, I'm against them getting normal privileges in the H because THERE ARE MORE SERIOUS THINGS TO TREAT FIRST. And his problem...fuck it.
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So, you have proven yourself to be a complete moron, you are biased yourself, and you're acting like a fucking asshole, calling me names and idiot repeatedly. So it's only fair and even. FUCKING JERK.
YOU ARE WRONG. YOU SCREWED UP.
And I'll tell you that instead of enlightening me to whatever point you wanted to make, you proceeded to call me an idiot... I've been reading and reading your posts anticipating your arrogance, you're just one of a handful of trolls on here who keep changing the subject, blocking out recognition that you screwed up, and getting defensive over it. Sports...generally (NOT ALWAYS) requiring athleticism, but bass fishing tournaments (note: tournaments, not free time activities) constitute a sport too, but you don't need to train so hard to reel in a fucking small mouth bass.
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So, let's keep playing this game of yours, come on back, tell me that I'm wrong, call me an idiot, and do whatever it takes to keep validating your insecurity of your NOT KNOWING what you consider sports. You call skateboarding (and, you say, free time or not) a sport just because it requires athleticism, but I've already proven that it's you who has the bias, not me, and yet you're still calling me the idiot.
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Well how about "chump change"? Yeah, that's right, you're a troll and chump change to me, and I'll tell you why. Because I've already shown you to be an insecure hypocrite, and yet you say that you care not about my posts, but it takes your level of insecurity to hide what I'm telling you now (YOU'RE WRONG) by avoiding (and getting me to avoid) the fact that you aren't old enough to know how to handle it. Meanwhile, I'll say it again (because I have to with trolls like you), I've reread your posts already multiple times, anticipating your arrogance, but in the meanwhile, I'm old enough to know that you can just keep diverting over to insults to avoid the memory whatever bullshit and injuries happened to your friends that induced your bias.
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It's obvious. You were a total asshole to me right from the start, and because you're that insecure, YOU JUST GONNA STAY THAT WAY. And I'll keep feeding you the fuel you so desperately need in life to keep insulting people by calling you names and insulting you in return. I look forward to seeing you kicked out of your local writing program for calling your peer reviewer a bitch.
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So, "chump change," you're big on the outside, standing up for idiots who injure themselves carelessly, but small and chump change on the inside when it comes to acceptance.
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I look forward to yet another one of your "idiot" insultathons.
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Or, you could take the other route, and keep your bullshit short and to the point, live with a personal grudge that you developed before even registering (why else would all of your posts be to me...), live with the same personal grudge in your sleep, live with the same personal grudge in the bathroom, while taking a joyful shit, or while thinking about waxing off in the tub or during a rainstorm........and fuck right off and leave me alone.
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I think that I've scrambled up your memory enough. Stupid worthless fucking asswipe bastard fuck.
so if you get paid for it it's a sport? I've seen 2 girls getting paid for making a video of eating shit... so shit eating is a sport as well wow your theories amaze me. How about you skater fags find a girlfriend so you can practice the sport of having sex in front of a camera 
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 9:22pm
What's on the front of that skateboard, a frickin' bayonet?! I hope that kid made at least one attempt at whistling through his new candy hole.
Soujiro666 [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 12:19am
don't worry about if is or not a sport... don't worry about the hospitals.....
JUST LAUGH !!!... (and be dissapointed because he didn't broke any teeth...)
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 10:45am
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I hate looking at these cause my son is doing this crap!
ShockCaller [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 11:03am
All that from a skateboard? Really? This douche goes the rest of his life looking like Two-Face, without even a good war story to tell about it.
kenjimosher [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 2:30pm
I'll ignore the fact that you're now swaying over your definition of "sports" from both skating and professional to just skating.
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Meanwhile, IS HE WEARING A FUCKING HELMET?? No. Could following 1st grade safety have prevented his injury??
lol? a helmet wouldn't have saved shit. do u see where he is bleeding? do you see where the cut is? only helmet that would have prevented that is a fucking ski-doo helmet
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Killerdude [ban] | Jan 30 08 : 4:24am
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LMAO These alway's make me smile....