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Policeman Comes Ridiculously Close to Death

Damn, this was so close you could almost smell the bacon.

Category: Cool | Views: 51679 | Comments (84) | Posted on: 01/30/2008

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reply \| quote	[hide] +3 Asahu [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:08am
	OMG! Haha! I want to say "hi" to the people below me! Hi people below me!

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dizdabiz [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:03am

Asahu on Jan 30 08 : 7:08am wrote:
OMG! Haha!
I want to say "hi" to the people below me!
Hi people below me!

''HI ASAHU,im taking it when you was born you was dropped on your head&starved of oxygen? then maybe ignored all your life&starved of attention?
why did'nt that dude drop loads of change in the middle of the road at that exact time?
seriously though,he never just had a lucky escape,he had a FUCKING LUCKY ESCAPE!
note to self-to avoid becoming red paint in the road,keep the fuck off it!

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 zykron [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:55am
	hiiiiiiiii asahu lol ur hot im 13 lets do it

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Asahu [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:15am
	Ok, let's do it, i'm a man, is it a problem?

reply \| quote	[hide] +5 rascoil [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:40am
	No, that would make you a pedophile motherfucker

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Asahu [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:42am
	No, it wouldn't cause i'm 15 ;)

reply \| quote	[hide] +6 rascoil [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:03am
	That part is obvious, the rest is your Mom and Dads fault.

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 plumbstoned [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:15am
	hi asahu, anyway these people must be from one of the smart countrys im always hearing about

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 rascoil [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:30am
	Yea like Iraq or even they may be from that Dubi place. Where you rap your chick in a sheet and fuck a goat.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Spuiter [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:24am
	Straight to the loo!

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Kakihara [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:29am
	"get the hell off the road, a car is coming down..its gonna hit you" "not on my watch!"

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 lenny66goteam [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:39am
	was he a ghost? because it didn't seem to bother him and nobody else seemed to be bothered either

reply \| quote	[hide] +8 Killerdude [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:40am
	The word almost sucks. Almost got hit. Almost fucked up his face Almost got naked Almost was funny Almost killed him self. I should start a campaign to ban the use of that word.....I thought about it and ALMOST did it. . i'll leave now..

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 Red6ixx [ban], Jan 30 08 : 4:40am
	for the sake of a rizla paper that was allmost the perfect vid.

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 capo [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:10am
	Now I know why they wear those yellow jackets, it makes them better targets..

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 skrewloose [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:20am
	Damn, he fucking walked that off like it was nothing. Robocop?

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Excalibur [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:25am
	Is how you work out problems "Slow & Steady"

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 Cheeringonbombs [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:26am
	wouldve been an interesting video if that cop walked two steps slower...

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 zykron [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:30am
	Shit...was the car all right?

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Sushi69 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:38am
	Tune in tomorrow for a video titled "Policeman has a deeply embeded wing mirror removed from his arse"

reply \| quote	[hide] GMKOMD [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:42am
	he wasnt a cop I thought he was a marshal

reply \| quote	[hide] spunktubber [ban], Jan 30 08 : 3:28pm
	he is (nearly was!!) a marshall - they get like 5 mins of training when they get the yellow high vis jacket.

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 dirty bertie from number 30 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 5:43am
	I want to say "hi" to the people below me! Hi people below me![/quote]Hi Asahu.Do you want to be my friend? (That should scare him off)

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Luckain [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:10am
	Rallye of Monte-Carlo 2008, cop is graze by Sébastien Loeb. For information, Loeb won the race. Citroën's pilote precedes by 2 min and 34 sec the Finn Mikko Hirvonen (Ford Focus)

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 BubbaG [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:20am
	Holy dogshit. Time to change your depends copper.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 kdt55 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:21am
	Why am I upset that he didn't get nailed. NT has fucked up my mind.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Roadrunner [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:23am
	Maybe his dream is to become a matador and he saw the opportunity to act like one...

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 en jaywest [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:28am
	i liked how he pretended not to notice. very cool. but when he turns around in the crowd, hes waaaaaay behind every one else.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 702 702 702 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:40am
	cool

reply \| quote	[hide] +5 QB [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:48am
	Good thing he thrusted his pelvis forward at the last second, he would have lost his ass!

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 dizdabiz [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:31am
	QB on Jan 30 08 : 9:48am wrote: Good thing he thrusted his pelvis forward at the last second, he would have lost his ass! ''yep looks like those ELVIS dance lessons really paid off!

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 QB [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:56am
	Ha! So I guess Elvis really IS alive, huh? I'll also bet that car has a nice brown streak down the side now, too!

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 dizdabiz [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:06am
	QB on Jan 30 08 : 10:56am wrote: Ha! So I guess Elvis really IS alive, huh? I'll also bet that car has a nice brown streak down the side now, too! ''HAHAHA! SHITTY GO FASTER STRIPES!

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 QB [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:09am
	Probably a crappy design too!

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 nukemm3333 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:54am
	I wonder if a cop explodes is his inside cream filled?

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 dizdabiz [ban], Jan 30 08 : 3:20pm
	nukemm3333 on Jan 30 08 : 9:54am wrote: I wonder if a cop explodes is his inside cream filled? ''nah JAM from all the FUCKING DONUTS! HAHAHA!

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Ellzee [ban], Jan 30 08 : 6:59am
	Good idea to stand in the road in the middle of a race.Very lucky .

reply \| quote	[hide] +5 ggallin1 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 7:01am
	They crossed the finish line with a pair of underwear flapping off the side mirror. yaaaay

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 reabymike [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:10am
	i pay good money to see that fucking pigs face all over the track!

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 BEERMAN [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:20am
	FIRST !!!!!!!!!! oh, wait - sorry - i thought i was assahole my mother used to tell me i was a "procrastinator" i said "long as i gotta be a crastinator, i might as well be a pro at it !! i'll be talkin to her bout that shit - tommorrow

reply \| quote	[hide] daddi4551 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:21am
	was so close to perfection,

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 liamjefford [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:24am
	haha omfg an he didnt even react lmfao

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 fakelol66 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:28am
	I can't decide if that sound is the side mirror hitting his ass, or if it's his balls clanking together.

reply \| quote	[hide] emailsthegame [ban], Jan 30 08 : 8:39am
	ur funny fakelol66. Had a laugh at that . I think he went home to change his underwear--that's why he was wearing a gas mask.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Dabutz [ban], Jan 30 08 : 9:18am
	It looks like he was sort of warning people to get back from the track lol. Also looks like he totally was unaware that he almost got a rally car rectal exam

reply \| quote	[hide] alx303 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 9:45am
	Hell that guy is a lucky pig!!

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Slamreef [ban], Jan 30 08 : 9:56am
	Bacon? i think it smelled like donuts he puked out after he realized he was almost smashed in pieces

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 nando22 [ban], Jan 30 08 : 10:18am
	its ok i am the police i got it

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Kurgan [ban], Jan 30 08 : 10:54am
	Holy crap, that cop was about one inch from becoming pork chops... Too bad the video stopped there, now it doesn't show the part where he walks off the road and then faints.

reply \| quote	[hide] StillborN [ban], Jan 30 08 : 11:06am
	was that loep's car? he could have been killed by a rally legend!!

reply \| quote	[hide] DramaTim [ban], Jan 30 08 : 11:55am