damn I hate the voice-over.. its for dumb people. sensationsensationsensati on

Maybe being mistaken for Bill Cosby the comedian his whole life, drove him to attempting suicide
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"Listen closely"

This is the guy from the first vid.. he saw how much of a fag he was after watching the vid...

Hahaha, what a moron. Now he's gonna have an attractive looking hole in his face that all the ladies will love. And he's going to jail.
Now that's Karma.

People will do anything to try to get out of a ticket.

DELETED

Strange how, in this show, cars always make exactly the same tinny noise when they crash.
And there's always that damn melodramatic orchestra in the back seat.

Yep, in the federal pound me in the face prison he's going to.

facial area??

yes
it's below the scalpal area but above the shoulderal area.
hope that helps

Now put that dildo looking camera in his head and look at the big waterballoon in his head what he call's his brains.

what a dick the cops will shoot you no problem

Maybe he thought that if he had to go to prison he wasn't going a pretty faced inmate but I think he'll get more facials when he gets there anyway!

I'll never understand. Don't want to go to prison? Don't do the crime. It's a formula so simple a four year old can understand it.

ok. cant burglarize a house, cant remain low profile, cant drive without attracting suspicion, cant evade police in a chase.....kill yourself. oh.......cant do that either.

lucky or unlucky?

thatisthequestion

Just point the gun at the cops next time, they will get it right.

Most criminals aren't bright.This guy has probably lowered his already sall I.Q into non-existence.

POW! Fuck! That's not my cellphone.

Doesn't know how to drive straight. Doesn't know how to crash right. Doesn't know how to put the barrel in his mouth and blow his fucking head off. Maybe, just maybe (and I'm going out on a limb here), he'll know why he's being gang banged in his cell.

good job smart one, now your retarded

if your gonna kill yaself, make sure you get it right the 1st time..or life after that will suck badly..

You'd have to take a long hard look at yourself after this I think,
You commit a crime, badly and the cops are after you.
You fail to get away from the cops.
You are such a loser that you decide to check out rather than face the music, so you shoot yourself in the face.
You MISS all vital parts (forgiven on that count as the brain in this guy is obviously quite small) and you survive.
You end your own escape by crashing into a tree.
What is left for this guy?..................Pri me minister of England maybe?

He's lost it, tryin' to 1up O.J.

How bad do you have to suck at life that you can't even kill yourself?

prisons not that bad when you know you ganna be ass fucked be some jizz faces and your dealer that you rated out 2months ago is waiting for his release date to come ass fuck you some more! i dont know its tricky?

the suspect was also later charged with 2 felony counts of being a complete jackass and one charge of attempted fleeing and eluding while driving a ford festiva sub compact
next time you run try something faster like a bicycle or a moped

He can't drive and can't shoot,such an idiot.

Wow, this guy sucks at anything a criminal can do, even shoot. Well criminals suck at shooting anyways, he just brought it to another level.

you guys got it wrong, he can shoot, but it's a damn .22!!! He needed a bigger bullet

It's all rather sad...

This guy is now living evidence that he is a complete failure.

now i know where my taxes go, , let the guy kill himself and take with you this guy voice over too....not the officer...

LOL they call W-2s the "W-stupid" and it comes with a price

asshole shouldve waited till he ran out of gas and or crashed his vehicle, then waited until he only had one bullet left after an intense shootout. poor showing

If at first ya don't suckseed - keep on suckin, till ya do suckseed -
adds new meaning to "just one of those days!!"

see the way the cop tries to milk the sympathy for himself that could have been me shot,,what a pile of shit..guy shot himself becouse his life was fucked and to add insult to injury he was now getting chased by an american gun ho cop knowing if he pulled over he would get tasered and sent to some mad jail house....why not follow cars from a discreet distance when they suspect them of something and wait till their on foot before they make a move on em they always wann get up behind and send them panicking at 110 mph through busy streest were they pose 10 times more danger to the public then they do for what ever petty violation their suspected of...soap box is creaking

It's easier to dodge guilt if you can get the sympathy vote.

FUCK EM

he obviusly found himself guilty and administered the sentance himself...

GFD THIS NARRATOR IS IN MY BRAIN.

KIDNAP THIS FUCKING VOICE OVER GUY!!!!!!@#$%^&

Cray demented bastard!!!!

why did they let him live