Ironically, he got ran over by a "tow"truck

respect for this man, either the adrenaline is rushing through his vains preventing him to feel pain..or he is the most coldblooded amputee ever

''WTF?'' the injured dude was like reaching to the cameraman like he was saying''HELP ME!'' cameraman was like''YEAH NOW ROLL OVER,NOW SHOW ME SOME LIPS.........NOW FOR THE MONEY SHOT...... ''PERVERTED SCUMBAG!''

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I think he was saying, "hand me the camera yo, I wanna upskirt this chick real quick." that's what I think he was saying, I could be wrong, I often am.

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Billy Joel......

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Your avitar is annoying!!!

Le-e-eave Alizee Alo-o-one!

He wont be tip toeing through the tulips anytime soon....

Tiny Tim...hey, I've answered both music questions, what do I win??

you won a free foot-long from nathans.

Jesus, I hope everyone knows that a footlong from Nathan's is a hot dog and not a schlong

Good tourniquet.

heather mills and this guy can be dance partners now.

musta gotten off on da wrong foot

^^Don't you mean he must have gotten the wrong foot off?

im sure thats what he meant, hes just pulling your leg.

He looked fine to me. Just put a bandaid on it and take two asprin and call me in the morning. $.50 please.

50 cents? I'll foot the bill for that!

No Checks Please.

I'm not sure if he got what he deserved, but he's now got one foot in the grave.

paul mccartney is letting heather mills have the plane in the divorce settlement...but she also wants the ladyshave for the other leg.

Walk it off.

Hey, man! Could you just undo the tourniquet and tie it again? Your head was in the way and I missed the shot.

i bet he will be hoping made tomrow

is the truck still RUNning?

help me help me!!! It dosent matter helping you

When this happens to you in that country...first the Doctors tell stories with their hands, then they cut through the bone with a piece of obsidian, then they put a yam in a sock & send you home.

"a yam in a sock"

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No. I dont go to shit-holes. Like that country...or your trailer.

killyourself

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haha foothold, thats a great one, thanks. Keep your SHIN up.

man thats gotta sssssssssssssssssssssssuu uuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkk kkkkkkkkkkk

''his favourite tune from now on will probably be ''''JAMES BROWN'S''GET ON THE GOOD FOOT!''

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He must have been Hopping mad, he was on his way home from a Shoe sale.

Allah (user) probably look like a Vagina in Person

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Another mum joke!!! You are on a role!!! Long live originality!!

If he'd only have been a FOOT away from the curb, he'd be hoppin' on home.

It must of been Sunday, Tiger Woods was wearing his red shirt.

walk it off

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He really says
I Spy with my little eye something begining with
F
Then points under the tire

now if he just can find someone with their right foot missing, they can split the cost of a pair of shoes.
win/win

Later: they had to toe the truck to the garage.
That is sooooo bad that I'm giving myself a thumbs down.

It was original, I gave you a thumbs up, Bud!

thats his FOOTball career out the window

With an injury like that, its best not to look at it! You'll bleed twice as much!

he must be a football fan

If the doctor replaces a missing finger, with a relocated toe - does your hand smell like a foot???

sorry - it's the best i got today

And to think all those clever shoe shops that only display 1 right shoe never thought of the 1 footed man. He`ll have more shoes than Emelda Marcos

no worries. he'll be back on the soccerpitch tomorrow.

i think he got off on the wrong foot!

Greaseballs are hilarious. Went through all that shit to get a few laughs out of random nothing toxic visitors.

another deFEETed video about a FOOTLOOSE

He's A SHOE in for the Special Olymics!

Fancy Footwork!!

i think its all your fault scott, the guy was only trying to star in an nt vid titled 'Crazy brazilian guy slids under moving truck'

I think they BOOTED him off the team after this one

great vid, wish i could have seen actual incident.
He's going "shockey"

ok guys, he can not run anymore but expect to see him riding his whellchair south of the border..damn i can see his tendons..calm your pain my friend>>>>>>

if he's now short of a foot, does that make him a foot short? I'm confused....

Nice..... another bloody clips for my day.......

i understood a little in the background voices, they were talking to the guy that fucked up his foot,
and i heard a guy say lets torture him

I hope he doesn't have to foot the bill... His health insurance may not offer TOEtal coverage, if he's broke, he might not have a leg to stand on.

"go on and walk it out " " shake a leg (foot) and walk it off!
thats all I got

damn that shit was hangin from a tendon. I hope hes ok !

Did his flip-flops make it out OK? I'd hate to see a flip-flop damaged by that evil truck tire. He should have been more careful. It is common knowledge that truck tires desire nothing more than eating innocent flip-flops. I say that we boycott truck tires in the hopes that more flip-flops will be spared!

poor lil guy...no foot, no shoe. no shoe, no sole

That looked horrendous and all but it was definitely still attached.
I reckon it was operable and he will be ok, though perhaps a little light on his loafers...

he has no soul

Here a little info about this poor unfortunate fellow.
favourite tune "Foot Loose".
He later contacted his lawyer a few days afer this incident to see what he could claim compensation but his lawyer told him he didnt have a leg to stand on..
A few weeks later he was pulled over by the police for being legless...
Want me to stop?

Damn...Do you think he'll try that again?

Breaking the carreer of a football player....

Yea, definitley misjudged his getaway by a foot- or so.

STUMPY

blooooooood

what the hell hes doing? tryin to put his messed up foot in place... fuckin mexican jerk...

LOL @ him playing with whats left of his foot LOL

"Whats yo name!" Kunta Kintae! (whip!!) AHHHHH!!!! What' you name boy?!?!...Kunta Kintae!!!(whip, whip ,whip) AHHHH! hard breathing I gonna ask you again what's yo name?.....Toby massa. and thats why he has no foot

YO NAME IS TOBIT!

Now he saves money on buying shoes.

thought jew blood was black?!

he's not a jew

hes about a foot away from that truck tire!

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