Man Gets Pulled Over After Getting a Blowjob from a Hooker

Darth vader got caught with his pants around his ankle

damn those'' HORNY,THIEVING,HALF NAKED,BLURRY FACED ROBOTS'' are on the loose again!

I wonder if she backwashed drinking that mountain dew.......ewwwww anybody want a drink..

go ahead baby, you cant get mouth herpes twice

I am just shocked you knew that.

Ew ew and ew.

$10 says she can throat that whole mountain dew

40 dollars? she should be put in jail just for charging too much.

You should have seen how much she charged for the cavity search.

So what have we learned?
A: you can get out of going to jail if you tell the cop you smoked some herb and hour ago.
B: you can get out of going to jail if you tell the cop you got a BJ an hour to 10min ago.
But when you evade the cops with a dead body in the backseat, they take you to jail. FTW.

I bet the officer loved that pat down.

More then likely, that was his sister.

Wrong. that was my sister. Your so rude.
I pay her to.

Does she take checks, I got one from Fake for $.50 ?

Try some White Castle burgers. She likes sliders.

Does she accept coupons?

Hell yeah. But I suggest waiting for coupon Tuesday. She doubles the coupons and guarantees crabs with each meal.

All I can eat surf & turf with your mom on Monday and coupon Tuesdays with your sister. It must be like an all you can eat crab buffet at your house all week long.
Cheers to you and your wonderful family

Can I get a Senior discount? I need $.25 for a rubber.

Yeah go home pussy.. nice hooker alien voice!.
I'll do her! but not for $20!

"He grabbed 20$ back from me!"
Yeah, he got a good look at you in the dome light!
Pretty Vermin, crawling on her snatch.
Pretty vermin, the kind that make you scratch.

You stole my thunder. (the 'after getting a good look at her' thing)

I keep thinking back to this vid and saying "She don't look that bad...she's clean and sharp-dressed...got that Ellen Barkin thing goin' on...and her little prop bottle that she licks around on to show you what she can do"...Where was this again?

at least he got pulled over after the blowjob
and not before.

$40? tainted will do it for five!

sheswallowstoo

allah will suck off the toll booth guy just to avoid paying the fifty cents.

hahahaha

Man you are just full of gay shit today. Your ass must be sore from last night. I will tell your daddy to ease up on that as whole of yours. He needs to rotate your sister and mom out more. You mom has been off for a week, that shit should of snapped back into place by now. For your sister though that shit was never tight. Just tell GG you want to suck his cock and get it over with. You know you want to it is the Muslimb way. Shouldn’t you bee shaving your nuts to go blow up someone ? Or are you one of those real cowards that shut a motherfucker in the back? Oh poor little pussy deprived, heathen god, worshiping fag. OH yea FUCK ALLAH the heathen goat god.

Fuck YOu ALLA

What a twat...Fuck alla..

He snatched back that 20 cause he realized that he had some change cuming back! I think the punishment should fit the crime. If you get caught getting head from a hooker, you should have to give the officer head in order to get off.

when theres a cop in the rear view, give the hooker a "heads up".

LMAOOO keep owning him/her/it every step of the way haha

i am a guy and im also mature unlike you, give it a few years until you hit puberty

Yeah, seriously GG. to you! I laughed my ass off on that one.

frickin cops, he was properly using the exit ramp to get off

LOL allah wants a fight, GG go get em'

Blown by a hooker, pulled by a cop, he must be exhausted!

Hmm. I'd probably give her 40 bucks.

Screwed by the guy who took back $20 and fucked by the cop for being a working girl...this day sucked for her.....fuckingpuns...... ......

Oops, wrong vid...

I don't understand the mentality of a man who roams the streets looking for crack whores and actually pays them for sex. I can't imagine ever being that desperate...or brave...but who knows.

a deals a deal
the price was 40 so give the girl her dues
Cheap Bastard should have had a quick one of the wrist, wanker
can she write this of as a tax loss

At my age, and with my gnarled looks I would pay her $40 just to say "hello"!.