Comments - How to Properly Use a Textbook in a Fist Fight
category: Fights | views: 98457 | posted on: 01/15/2008
Never jump a kid wielding an Earth Science book.
Mossberg 500 [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 4:48am
+18 
Tough little fucker. He'd have got a 'well done' off me, not a 'you got your ass whooped'
Deathbed Conversion [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 5:00am
+5
The next day the two bullies were found at the local playground with fat lips and without their lunch money.
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en jaywest [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 7:10am
+4
he is gonna need a lot of time in the tanning salon to be like kimbo. and a bad haircut.
en jaywest [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 6:19am
+4
this is a "textbook" example of the saying: "dont bring anything to a fight you dont want used against you.". good stand by the boy in the raincoat. 
im_eating_my_head [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 6:36am
+3
this is why i keep a bible with me at all time, that and God is the Saviour, im just playin lol 
spazemunky [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 6:51am
+6
the kid in the yellow jacket kicks ass. he totally charged in against 2 other kids an kept the fight close. he was even ready to keep it going. the cameraman is a dick for givin him grief at the end
totalreason [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 7:39am
i think they all had that book at one point, makes me want a turn, not fair
I Eat Pussy [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 10:58am
+3
HAHAHAHAHAHA He opened a "book of whoop-ass" on them 
I'll be leaving now 
Cheeringonbombs [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 11:41am
+3
My man dropped some science on those 'little fuckers' Master-improviser.
sterileeasteregg [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 12:21pm
+1
oh i see some one already used the haiwaii 5-0 refrence how bout take a look its in a book reading pain blow
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 12:36pm
+7
OMFG! THAT KID ROCKS! I love the way he went rigth at them & was like "come on, bring it both of you! Then WHAM! Upside da head with his book! I like the last shot he got in on that kid in red! I agree with these dudes...
That was awesome, LoL "Get out of my yard, you little fuckers!" Falling off chair laughing!
The kids got heart....
Oh those were the days - a useful heavyweight textbook. Try doing that with a PDA.
Tough little fucker. He'd have got a 'well done' off me, not a 'you got your ass whooped'
TwistedImago on Jan 15 08 : 6:22am wrote:
The kids got heart....
Agreed
Tough little fucker. He'd have got a 'well done' off me, not a 'you got your ass whooped'
Props to the kid. He did quite well wielding off those two thugs. I wouldn't be surprised if he later got revenge on each one individually. I know I would have.
he is gonna need a lot of time in the tanning salon to be like kimbo. and a bad haircut.
Justin Case [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 1:00pm
+3
"Never jump a kid wielding an Earth Science book."
yah... and dont look at one with a encylopedia.
+4
Way to help out and stop the fight. Welcome to adulthood cameraman. Err. Stop smoking those blunts they've made you retarded and slide back to the 5th grade. Most people get high and want peace but you just fried to many cells.
stfu man who tapes kids fights
HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 6:36pm
+3
a future soldier who will kick some ass someday.here's one for you>>> ups sorry you're a minor..
Torn Asunder [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 7:25pm
Driving the corner of the text book directly into his eye would have been a more effective usage. stupid kids
+3
Here's an idea-
The UFC (Underage Fighting Championship).
No rules, no holds barred, minor on minor child fights live monthly on Pay Per View.
The ref could be little John (not the rapper), and it could be sponsored by fruit roll-ups, and lunchables.
Ya' with me on this one?
letsgettheballrollingonth is
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 7:55pm
+1
Best defensive fight by a kid in a hoodie on this site of late, if not the only one.
+2
Here's an idea-
The UFC (Underage Fighting Championship).
No rules, no holds barred, minor on minor child fights live monthly on Pay Per View.
The ref could be little John (not the rapper), and it could be sponsored by fruit roll-ups, and lunchables.
Ya' with me on this one?
letsgettheballrollingonth is
misanthropic [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:29am
+2
I hope the judge Throws the book at them!!!
BOOKem Dano! (Hawaii 5-0)
What a "Novel" way to defend yourself!
this is a "textbook" example of the saying: "dont bring anything to a fight you dont want used against you.". good stand by the boy in the raincoat.
Oh, I forgot one; That was textbook textbook beating.
I know, shameless.
His bravery spoke volumes.
that_wild_guy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:56pm
dam last time that kid piks on the textbook guy lol at least theyre not using knives and guns
Look scripted as hell to me.
sterileeasteregg [ban] | Jan 18 08 : 9:22pm
the pen is mightier than the sword.... till some one beats your ass with a textbook
Tha_Daedric [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 9:07pm
"They whooped your ass dude" lol haha
manicdemise [ban] | Jan 21 08 : 10:26pm
that looked faked to me : / , barely hit each other in the head, maybe they juist been watching too much "wreeesliin"
emailsthegame [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 10:55pm
that kid in the yellow stood his ground and took on the two of them. that took some doing.Do u think under that yellow jersey he's got a blue licra suit with a big red S on the front?
the_life_in_motion77 [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 12:47pm
+1
"They whooped your ass dude"
ahaha.
Poor kid had the sniffles afterwards.
JayTee Eni [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 1:26am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
great fight from the yellow hoodie!!
yellow hoodie kicked ass with that f*ckin' book
guy with camera should've done something though
ondagrindin95307 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 1:25pm
damn that little fucker got some balls that was a good move hitting him with the book
GhostOfElectricity [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:52pm
+2
"those little fuckers are long gone, they whooped you ass dude" hhahahahaha, thats fucking great
Booyabeatbox [ban] | Feb 14 09 : 5:42pm
WOW
I only wish I get a son like that
seriously, i would be so proud
cuenasty82 [ban] | Jul 1 09 : 8:55pm
wut the hell is the guy wit the camera talkin about that kid whooped there ass'es the kid clearly has balls im really impressed with him that was something i think the guy with the camera is jealous haha good shit kidd. this ones for you lil bro.
masterbASIAN [ban] | Sep 11 09 : 4:45am
They never would've hit him with his book if he didn't hit them with the idea first. the guy with the camera was funny. WHOA HEY KID GET BACK HERE, GET YOUR FUCKIN BOOKS
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liacon [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 4:10am
+7
Just think, some nerds actually use books for learning