Hell, at least he remember to put back on his post office issue pith helmet before he ran for it. And what was up with that chick raising her head every two seconds. If It was me I would have laid still and went to extra mile by shitting myself.

...Extra mile for you, first 10' for me

I'll buy that

good point,id have played dead,wait no i wouldnt,id have tied that fuck up and tortured him to death,then id have called the rozzers

LOL
Look at him, so intimidating with his silly white hat!

Are you taking the pith?

why, are you?