Maniac Attacks Another Man with a Machete in Kenya

What is wrong with people these days

Yep. In my day, they used to put burning tires round your neck, to settle any disagreements. None of this machete hacking.

yea what he said but, In my day they would even stick the tube of tire up your ass and air it up too. with propane before they lit the tire.

''DAMN!' i seen a dude the same thing with a machete yesterday! but in all fairness he did ask whether i wanted ''chilli sauce '' with my kebab afterwards!

This was worse than I first thought; I got Machete & Mache mixed up. Hell a paper mache wouldn't hurt anyone

Previously I only associated Kenya with marathon runners. Now its runners plus machete weilding psychopaths.

Shut up u fag,and if thats your baby its one fukn ugly kid ,but i guess the women you fuk are all crack whores anyway like its mother.

Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP already?
Big shot, calling people crack whores and "fukn" cowards, like we all assume to agree with you in advance. More like "we know" you're trolling, in reference to your french remark elsewhere.
The only pity that I have for trolls like you is when you kept losing Class Presidency in Junior High to the kid with all the freckles.
Sad bastard. FUCK OFF.

So your the virgin with all the freckles (i should of known,get experienced and stop wetting the sheet school boy

LOL!
And that's your excuse for calling people fags?
Keep running your mouth, insecure cumbucket, you're either Mujaha_dean or a close follower, both of who got left back at 8th grade.

hahaha, yes the icon is a baby doing an ugly face. Thanks for taking the time to comment on my icon, you must really love me.

No i dont Mr Bubbles

''HAHAHA! your so fucking rigt! now you've a knifeman................. .....that never fucking gives up!'HAHAHAH!''

And that is why they are great marathoners, I'd learn to run quick also if I had a guy with a machete coming after me!!

think i'll spend my next safari on the Gold Coast...Kirra Surf Club is only a spit down the road from my place and the view is to die for...

Butcher's must be on strike...Hey they need to stay sharp.....

How do they know who is in which tribe?
Is it by intricate gang-style salutes?
In which case, all the machete attack victims will be in the Stumpies.

That gang. They're an armless bunch.

Dude, no shame....lol

None, none at all.

Just for you Budy
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Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad ... " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

Ouch, killed by a blunt machete must be a slow and horrible death. (I would prefer a firearm instead)

i have friends in kenya just now on there honeymoon. dont think they exactly happy at this moment in time.

either the bluntest weapon ever or he is using the wrong side

When do they ever have time to run marathons....I guess if you're being chased by a machete swinging madman you're going to run. If you're a runner not like.... the... guy... in the video though.

I love me some Black on Black crime.....more more NT!

Why don't you just go die in corner somewhere you stupid fuck. What kind of homo comes to a predominately male website asking for blowjobs anyway? Gay racist...I guess that's sort of PC?

that was a ma-shitty thing to do

How can killing someone with a cardboard machete and robbing them be related to a political election

wanted: Please send machete sharpeners asap

If I ever get attacked with a Ma-shitty, I'm gonna run like hell. You can call me a pussy, but I'll be a live on.

Pussy.

Kenya use a knife sharpener, or not?

The puns today are top shelf, you and Tapeworm have FAR too much time on your hands.....but I love it..LOL

hey you guys, cut that out!

^^^^

WTF? was he turning it and hitting him with the flat part or what? "vote for my guy or I'll spank you with this ma-shitty"

Afterwards, the attacker used the machete as a butter knife during dinner.

If the other guy had any fucking brains & balls the video would be titled "corpse with machette handle sticking out of rectum".

now thats just plain''KINKY!"" 'HAHAHA!

wow if i see him comin towards me with that machete ill turn around and jet like a plane..

You mean to tell me that presidential elections aren't always rigged. Damn it! Now I've lost all faith in the system.

I don't get why anyone could do that to another person? Could you actually imagine yourself hacking away at somebody? I cant. Barbaric to say the least.

You mean to tell me that you would'nt pitch fork democraps into a wood chipper given the opportunity?

loveyourcountrybro!