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that's just stupid........really entertaining though

No wonder santa didnt show he had a tummy ache...

haha, getting penetrated in the name of Allah, quite ironic isn't it?

Getting dunked in water or sprinkeled on the forehead is for sissies.

Thats not islam you mathafucking idiot, thats hindu or something else, idiot , idiot

how fucking stupid... getting stabbed for god... makes no sense at all.. extremely illiterate

STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS STICK IT 2 EM ALLAH

who cares if they are hindu or islam the religion they live for will kill them all

http://www.phun.org/newsp ics/funny_friday/2453.jpg

Seems like the link is redirecting to the main page instead of the pic, just wanna show how ironical the pic is...

If you mute this and crank Metallica, its kind of funny!

thats really f*cked up....

Might have got him in the small duodenem! - allah be pierced

i dont see the point in that

The things people do in the name of "God". If I was God, I would be pissed. Not at the "sinners", but the posers...

Religion sucks, period.

well then, you should change your username to "religion"

Some people have a 'hole'-ier than thou attitude.

Must have got him in the small duodenem!! - Allah be pierced

Dis just US propoganda to make Islam look silee

Wow, if you actually believe that, well I don't know what to say other than you're very, very ignorant.
@ Vid - 'Holy' crap.

We never tried that here in Springfield...
Rev.Lovejoy would never allow it...even with Ned Flanders..just ain't gonna happen...

I agree but it seems you've offended a couple of serpent handlers. Funny, isn't it?

And now I'm down to -2.
Serpect handlers are an easily offended bunch, it seems.

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reminds me of chrisitans that handle rattlesnakes because their deities will protect them

There is no God. God is an invention for the ignorant, the fools and the leaders who lead the ignorant fools.

y should i fuck myself , u can fuck urself ? Using ? Oooo i got it , u fuck ur asshole with ur father cock write . What about ur mother pussy ? Need me to fuck ur mom ?

don't POKE fun of them..

Seems what you say is alright.
Hasn't been voted off.
Whatever you do, however, DO NOT offend those touchy snake handlers or they'll vote your comment off.

Yet, they get all pissy when we do that to them with our bayonets.

killemall

u mean yer dick? gayboy

awww... the little muji tiger get his feelins' hurt?
Sorry mate... I'll tell my bro in Iraq to miss just one of em' next time he's bored & sniping-just for you.
Will that make you feel better? Maybe if you & I work out a secret arm wave, I can tell him & he'll throw you extra candy, too.
Would you like that? Just tryin' to cheer you up.
You sound like you've been down in the dumps-ever since you started coming here.

-Your friend,
-GG

tell yer "bro" to kill as many arabs as he wants m8.

They're not "arabs", shithead.

yes most iraqis are arabs, hence y they speak arabic, u cant see me son, dont even try.

Very true. I believe the potically correct internationally recognized term for "Arabs" is sand-niggers. Also, the term "A-Rab" is widely accepted in the US.

I think 'reactive target' sounds the best

i swear i thought the guy was gonna fly around the room like a balloon when the sword was removed from his belly.

Right at the end I think they were starting to do the hokey cokey

their able to use the soul barrior... cut up and put it back once trick is done.. its all about knowing how to master ur soul.. like when a vagina gets oppened by a cock..

The fat guy was getting skewered through his fat layer. Unless the fact that he collapsed at the end means they did, in fact, skewer his colon, liver, and spleen.

Well, there's something u dont see too often.

WOW?

Muslim cant deny it... They are dumb as***le.. I havent seen a christian suicide bomber? Muslim is the only religion that praise bomber whoo kills Women, Children and Fellow muslim... and worst of all they think they will go to paradise..and they are martir.. Muslim think they being discriminate because of their Religion.

That guy wasn't having a seizure he was just listening to some hardcore euro techno.

Rockin!

i guess this is simular to the sundance held by the Blackfoot Indians of south dakota...ive been to a couple

muslims are the most stupid bastards on the face of this earth some one prove me wrong and il give you 72 virgins and a blow

ok they are muslims but not all muslims are the same they are shiite muslims, suni muslims dont do that kinf of shit

"I can't believe no one notices the guy at the beginning having the most violent seizure of all time."

I could not finish the video
dam thats some crazy shit right there.

your all fucking morons..no trick or god at all...what they do is every week they stick the skewer in a bit at a time and scar tissue forms...you end up with a hole going right through the body even organs..a bit like the hole in your ear after its been pierced with an ear ring...if they miss the tube with the scar tissue around it your fucking dead.....fuck me your all so nieve.losers.

All I know is their health care system sucks if that's how they do an appenectomy...

So these people would die for a man, that seems really gay to me.

if i were to do that to myself, Guinness would pour out

Small hole little blood. Stick a knife in that fucker and turn it a couple of times then we will see some sand toads doing the macaraina.

Happi Kwanazaa.....Lol

Daym them easterners are bad ass locita. Thats probably why theyre pornos be so crazy essae.
I wouldnt event do that shit to a pinata homie.

if i had a long thin hole in my stomach, i d hide rolls of smarties in there and pop them out when im hungry

I ALSO DO THAT... the only difference is that after I'm done I pass a cup and people throw pennies inside...

Can someone please tell what somg this is--> http://theync.com/m122507 don.shtml PLEASE!
It´s fucking awesome!

Disturbed - Enemy / Conflict

i wonder whatta AK47 would do in that crowd ?

I think the Green Hulk has been sowing his oats in Iraq.
I doff my hat to you, sir. As for having a debate about your comment. What's there to debate!?; reality speaks for its self.

Hey,you echo my sentiments.There are racists and
knuckleheads all over the world.

OK. Prove to me that God exists.

I think you are pretty steadfast on sticking to your guns, bud. but here goes...
Look around you. Examine your body- the human body inside and out. Look at the stars. Consider the complexity of everything and the way it all fits together. It is all a divine creation. Nevermind cheesey stories in religious texts.The evidence exists all around us.
It seems you have faith in luck. That this was all made by chance.
Have faith in your creator, sir.
I'll stop preaching But really think about what i said. :)

God is a creation of man.
Religion is for Neanderthalls.
But, I still love Romney.

ROMNEY08'!

I'm sorry but you have not proved to me that God/any God exists. I admit that our (human) concept of existence is pretty amazing. The universe is unimaginably vast and what it contains is, to put it simply, fucking mind blowing, but, why is it, that human beings have to find a REASON for the existence of everything? Believers can't accept that, what we are and where we are, are just a sequences of random events.
It is hard for the human brain to comprehend such a complex and vast issue. So to make allowances, we invent an entity that covers all the unknowns and we call him/her/it God.
I have faith in my creator. I call it logic.

which came first? The chicken or the egg?

The omlet

If you are being serious and you are talking on a Darwinian level, then of course the egg was first. Chickens evolved from dinosaurs and as a species produced eggs much like modern reptiles do today. This, I think, you all ready know and can understand.
If you are talking about the wider picture, ie the beginning of the universe, Big Bang etc, then it is possible that you may not be able to understand the concept, that the universe is in a constant state of expansion and contraction. One big bang, when all energy is released as matter, is followed by a period of expansion, until the forces that hold the universe together stretch to such a degree, that expansion stops and contraction begins, climaxing in another Big Bang as all matter collides. This process repeats itself again and again.
Don't try and tell me that this process is related in any to God. Because I will have to assume that your brain can't cope with the fact that mankind really does not matter one tiny bit.

Tapeworm, Big bang= theory. I agree with that theory but that doesent mean there isnt a God. Maybe its your narrow mind that cant fathom there being a creator. Whose to say that all of God's creations dont matter? By all of his creations i mean the ones (out in space) -both highly more advanced and the very primative ones(in realation to us.) Oh and let me reiterate that Believing in God and believing in religion CAN BE two different things. Look up the term Agnostic. Think about it. I shall make it a point to pray for your awakening tonight. Ill leave you with the last word.

hopefully that Santa clause look alike wanted an abortion for that demon child developing in his gut

See how easy it is to fuck up on the comments post.
My first remark was directed at Big Sweeds vid.
As for the vid about the misuse of knitting needles, I would pay some serious money to see someone poke
one of those spikes into one ear ,and make it come out the other ear. now that would really be impressive.

It's nifty what you can achieve with a few bolts of cloth,some cutlery,and a fuckin' bag of ANGEL DUST.

"The experience does seem to be quite exhausting." Well no shit, you're being stabbed in the gut with a sword. These commentators seem to be getting worse and worse..

LOL the guy at 0:38 is crying, but i cant really blame him

them there rag heads are fockin crazy ! really think they livin in medievil times , they havent evolved like the rest of us to become sort of civilised

Unorthodox forms of lipo-suction can also be attributed to extreme religious interpretations

Believing in God and believing in religion are two different things.

The definition of religion is the belief and worship of God or Gods. Fact. They are one and the same.

That f'd up..

Tapeworn u want to know either God is exist or not ? Kill urself then u meet ur God . Dont talk like dumbass .

Hey, fuck wit. If you bother to read what I fucking write, you would know that I don't believe in any God. By the way, I'm not surprised that you didn't read it. Judging by your spelling, I don't think you can read. Go fuck yourself..

those dudes are nuts..hot about if they puncture a lung or the stomach..whats gonna happen then..crazy ass religion and pple

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this happens everywhere...why, the checkout girl today asked me to 'enter my pin' when it was time to pay!

Muslims swallow Alah's load and suck his small smelly ass balls and lick his shit filled asshole.

This is practised in the catholic religion too
The priest regularly shoved his weapon into the alter boys

Nah, the guy at the beggining is probably dancing to trance after taking ecstasy :)

fawking crazy nutters?

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No God , No ur mom pussy and ur dad Cock got that !!!

Fuck that.My religion lets me smoke weed and chill.

god religion it all equals to insanity

OMG Santa Claus has turned to the dark side.

OBVIOUSLY they have run out OUT OF MEAT IN THAT TOWN...CALL AND I BRING A FULL LOAD TRUCK OF MEAT...
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This is a cult.
Just like the Christian cult in Waco.

allah sucks cock..muslim scum .if that upsets you ;to fucking bad .allah kiss me fucking arse ,..ha ha ha...

mack your racist ....... :S btw Allah is GOD if you Do belive in god if you dont then fuck you bitch

SANTA!!!!! What have they done to you!?!?!

people sure do sone strange stuff in the name of religion

If this is their form of enlightenment then they can keep it and spear it right up their shitters
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Islamic nations should have a 'bigtop' circus tent over their countries. or at least a bloody big wall to keep em in there.
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ew wtf!

i want that knife