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You could consider Scott as the messenger. This sh!t is all over the net, bro. Quit bashing the admin. This isnt Ebaums.

The attempted minivan assasinations just raised by 100%.

slow new;'s day they had to make there own...

I have a friend that was in a serious accident over the holiday weekend, he lost his left leg & left arm,
but he's all Right now

Sounds like there wasn't much left of him.

The song "Willy Goes Round in Circle" comes to mind

My wife said she likes it, when my willy goes round in a circle.

wow mutch better news than the windy weather!

lol, nice one...
the hosts face reminds me of that squirrel or what it is which floats around the i-net...
you know what i mean ;)

The news delivered!

Minivans are cool

I wonder if his life flashed in front of his eyes?

"Breaking news, someone just broke the wall down!"
Yeah, I know, exit stage, left......

"There are thousands of pounds of dangerous glass hanging delicately here... and by the way, just for the record, I'm also a little chilly."

Soccer moms all across the city have been setting fires and looting...

Kent Brockman here with the latest news
It seems....no wait...our reporters are on the scene...
Now we have a runaway minivan crashing threw a window...which prompter do I read from?....Ok lets start over...a drunk on a Moped...wait we did that story....

"we will be right back after this commercial break so our reporter can change his pants"

Good thing he was wearing depends.

omg...i think its the same fuckin driver thats drivin the bus from the other vid...the one where he dint see the people crossin the road..ffs am stoppin in from now on..

Good for the driver!
He's probably tired of the stupid weatherman always getting the forecast wrong

The only thing missing is the guy saying " Hi Mom" to the camera like at football games and such

notice the newscaster in the follow up, said it happened 8 min ago...what was he doing for 8 min....Ill tell you, cleaning the shit out of his pants causethere had to be 10 lbs of it in there

looks like he didnt liked the news on that channel...

drive thru news?

At about the 18 second mark some one needed to yell ALLAH Akbar ALLAH Akbar. Now that would be priceless.

If this guy was trying to play a game of sand-nigger monopoly...
Do not pass go, do not collect 72 virgins, go straight to jail and receive big black cock in your ass!

I need better technics to be on T.V... next time I'll praise allah in the middle of the street...

That guy in the van was just a nutjob and wanted to be on the news.The reason i know this is because I live in Chicago and in the follow up news reports they mentioned the guy had a history of mental problems.

When you think the news is boring today , why not make it interesting, and also get your quota of 15 minutes of fame.

kool

Muslims swallow Alah's load and suck his small smelly ass balls and lick his shit filled asshole.

It's probably Fox News staging a crash.

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Goddamn soccer moms!

Elderly person: "Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?"

probably a women driver...

The thing I laughed at was the fact that at the end there is still people outside the window waving.
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Like nothing happened :-)
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Did this person think that that was the McDonalds drive through next door?
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i think the announcer done good , i would have shit my pants.