Comments - Bum in San Francisco Thinks He is a Freakin Riot
category: Funny | views: 32842 | posted on: 12/18/2007
Yeah, it's also gonna be hilarious when someone having a bad day knocks his last tooth out of his head.
+25 
WTF, in the last 2 mins he has made $5 minimum!!
that's $150 an hour,
that's $1200 a day (if the standard 8 hours)
that's $6,000 a week (excluding weekends)
that's $24,000 a month (or 4 weeks)
that's $288,000 per year!!!!
FOR SHAKING A FUCKING BUSH AT FAT STUPID PEOPLE!
Just think Goli, your mum does much the same for free!!
thearchangel [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 7:46am
+7
Good one to you!
That was the 1st time I've seen Goli's mum on her feet and not her back (whale in purple). 
+11
LOL, but come on, be fair, she does several hours a day on her knees you know. Rumour has it she can suck a golf ball through 20 ft of garden hose!! Think of that Goli, when she kisses you goodnight. 
Only the other night, she was out whoring and when she came in Goli asked her how much did you make??? She said "33.50".
"33.50" says Goli, "Who gave you the .50"????
"All of them" she says.
secret_squirrel [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 4:36am
+7
I thought that too but it is San Francisco so his smelly ass probably just blends in with the humidity quite nicely.
+4
Yes, you are correct.
I found this list of the most rank shit on the plant online.
5. Deer Piss.
4. Skunk Musk.
3. Surstromming.
2. Congregated Liberals.
1. Rosy O'Donnell's Vagina.
The second place winner is the "base odor" of San Fran. whilst #1 often compliments it as well.
Killerdude [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 5:01am
+17
that's not a bum it's scott makin his own video's again...... 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 5:47am
+14
Yeah, he's out of his tree, everyone should leaf him alone and stop giving him stick.
misanthropic [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 6:28am
+5
reminds me of the time i killed a bum. no one comes looking for them afterwards, so its a victimless crime.
cucarachito [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 7:11am
+8
that's not a bum it's scott makin his own video's again......
itotallyh8you [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 7:26am
+4
I've seen this idiot in real life. He's just a crazy bum who used to scare people for free now he's getting paid. It's kinda lame how people give him money. "Hey that bum just made me pee a little , let's give him some money!"
p.s
Can someone please remind me why we are not supposed to call them bushbabies again?
minusstrike [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 7:29am
+1
I think... I heard it best from a young Whit Girl.
"Get a job Sparkling wiggles"
whiteNproud [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 8:12am
+2
nice guy :s least hees not on the net complaning about every single fucking thing there is to complain about, my self included because sometimes im a right moaning bastard
Heywood Jablowme [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 8:28am
+2
Shoo the homeless....seriously...i t is America bitch GET A JOB!
gitrdonedavid [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 8:52am
+2
its videos like these that make you relize that even if you hit rock bottom if your will is strong enough you can overcome the anger and depression that comes with it. 
ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 9:20am
+4
Do they call them 'bums' because they smell like em??...a Chinese riddle for ya 
+7
Sorry guys, sushi's right - we have an area near where i work - a 4 way red light intersection-theres a group of guys that spend all day walking back and forth, one on each corner-heavy traffic-i can guarantee they EACH walk away with at least 300-500 each day, add to that the fact that the fed.govt. provides them free housing in a local motel (room service-fresh linens every day), food stamps - and they pay NO taxes 
WHO'S THE FOOL ??
Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 10:25am
+3
I wonder what the punishment in Iran is for showing bush..
Crazyhorse [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 10:37am
+1
I should just drive over there and walk around down town to see if he is still around lol
ChimpyChompy [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 12:07pm
Poor guy. He crept behind a quiet little bush to take a crap and suddenly all these people appeared.
+1
This guy is actually pretty famous in San Francisco. Dave Chappelle actually does a bit about him in his stand up act. The locals and tourist love him. He calls himself "Bushman." He sells merchandise with his name on it. He actually does quit well for himself. If you're in the San Francisco area go to Pier 39 and check him out.
Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 2:05pm
+6
id love to have my way with your mum
id stick my dick up her bum
she'd suck my balls until i come
il slap her face till she was numb
she says I'm better in bed than her son!
who is a prick and so dumb!
aha fuck you and a merry christmas 
Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 1:24pm
+4
i live across the bay in Berkeley, and that bum has been up to those antics for years now.
Why would he stop?its harmless and kind of amusing. nobody seems to mind and he makes more then minimum wage.
Adventurestud [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 3:58pm
+3
That guy got me once. I think it was the same guy. The city ordered him to stop in case he gave someone a heart attack. Typical SF pussies, you can't do anything fun there.
hammerhead [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 5:50pm
+3
Well he could be a hundred times worse he could be dressed up as a friggin' mime. I'd pay him not to be a mime
Adventurestud [ban] | Dec 26 07 : 2:37pm
+1
Dude, you have issues. I'd recommend you see a mental health worker . . . seriously.
minusstrike [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 8:20pm
+1
The people whom let these people is people who feel sorry for these people. I don't feel bad for them. They put themselfves in that posistion.
You can beat these people. Dont give them money nomatter what they say. Fuckem. Get a job you damn bums
evillizardeye [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 11:19pm
+1
, he didnt do it for money..he waz sneaken up on some prey
grimaceivxx [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 11:53pm
That was wack!!! I'm from Bay and have seen this guy on many of trips to fishermans wharf... he is not worthy of this site
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newlz [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 4:19am
+4
Good on him, least he is making his own money.