HA!!!!! I always knew I was above average!!!

I'll be testing that last theory today; I ate mexican food last night

I knew i could squirt! i feel happy watching this vid..

THE BRAIN STILL SENDS SIGNALS AFTER 37 HOURS? WELL IF YOUR AT AN EXECUTION FOR A PAEDAPHILE AT LEAST YOUR TOTALLY JUSTIFIED PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH THEIR HEADS AFTERWARDS!

Lot's of nt r's already knew you cut cut the brain and not feel it... many have done it.......

Sssshhh! They'll hear you, and then there will be bitching, moaning and racial comments all day. Eh do whatever the hell you want, it's gonna happen anyway.

i'm so glad i'm way above average with the farting

Did you know that the energy required to pump blood round the human body for two days is roughly equivalent to a Yorkshire terrier jumping in and out of a watering can fifteen times an hour for three years?

Dude, get out more!!

Did you know, that if you could bottle the hopes and dreams of just one democrat, it could propel the shuttle discovery to the Andrometta-5 galaxy?

it'strue

ggallin you crazy son of a bitch! Nice one!

I read that somewhere....

And where in the hell did they get a copy of my head X-ray..I did not give them my permission to use it....D"OH Must have beer, must have beer..

I found out all I needed to about the human body from "other" sites, though to gain the depth of knowledge that I now possess required hours of study and a very hefty credit card bill.

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did you know that the average woman will stop giving blowjobs the instant she puts on a wedding band?

No shit before I got married that bitch sucked and fucked like a mad women. Now after 2 years I am lucky to get it once a week. I wonder who is getting it the other 6. I should of staid with that lease I had.

I remember a poem I once read , it went.. "The best head you will ever get is from a girl that you've just met, 'cause after they get that wedding ring, they absolutely refuse to go down on your thing"

out of 16 farts a day, I wonder how many get lit.

If I farted in the woods and nobody was around, would I still smell it?

At last count I am way below average when it comes to hair on my head. I've only got 856 and the last time I severed an artery the spray only measured 5 and a half feet...I suck at being human!

Well at least this video brought out the tamer side of viewers.

you got a fucking problem?

said like a true republican

i farted 16 times during this vid!

My keyboard's jjust got messed up by a caliber 5 hurricane

I farted for the second time this morning. 50 people heard it and 100 smelled it.

pretty crazy shit

Hey, can anyone explain to me- how come when I pick my nose, it's full again in like 20 minuites?

that's because your boogers crawl back up your nose,
try eating them see if that helps
it works for me..yyyuummmyy

That cant be whats going on cuz I checked & they're still on the bottom of my chair.
You had me freaked out for a minuite though.

Dude you two just grossed out my wife. She said your wife is probably really happy with you

LOL , i haven't got a wife , cant think why though

Can't think why?
Let me tell you something.
As a married man.
Take my advice.
Get a labarador retriever.
They are smart, loyal, warm, and quiet.
None of which I can say for a wife.

-GG

I read that a doctor recently recommended picking and eating for health. True story!

Labrador hhmmm might do that... how are they for sex any good?

Actually, they are like walking a chick magnet.
Which makes it harder to score- with all those chicks looking at me and the dog.

Doesn't Lois remind you not to play with your food?

heh brb caliber 5 hurricane O.o

some of these facts are questionable

like your sexual orientation?

-GG
(changeyourfuckingattitud e)

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Only fire can destroy hair? How does Drano stay in business?

how can they be facts if they are averages

The fact is that they are average facts. That is, in fact, a fact.

i have aa tapeworm hanging below me

In fact you have a Tapeworm above you, this is also a fact Er, actually you now have another Tapeworm below you. So I guess you are surrounded.

99% of all facts are made up ...thats a fact

Most people's opinions become 'facts'.

3 out of 4 facts make up 75% of all facts.
It's true.

Actually, that hair thing is a bit off. The amount of strands of hair you have depends on what color. Redheads have the least, while Blonds (I think its blonds) have the most.

Average person farts 16 times a day? I must be like a super hero or something then.

The videos aren't loading. Server problems or those new flashy adds?

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hay hay hay.....im normal, just like a..a...a finger nail or a hinge on a door, well i mean hinges on doors and i only farted 12 times today...oh there sooooo wrong........new time study..."NORMAL PEOPLE FART ONLY 12 TIMES A DAY" there,much better

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yeah gave up trying to read the writing---white on white background. Shame seemed to be interesting.

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I like the part where the vid ended

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None of that was true, but here are some other things:
The first lift was made by Onis or something.
People who drink two litres of water and think it's good for them aren't right.
If you close your eyes for ten minutes, you'll probably fall asleep.
When you wake up in the morning, the first colour 90% of people will see is blue.
When the kidneys are unfolded on a tennis court, you can be done for that.
The brain only uses 10% of itself, and you use the other 10% available. This means that 80% of the brain can be cut off without you noticing, because the part of the brain that notices things is actually never used.
If you look a dog in the eye with yours, the dog will not see anything in colour.
Peaches aren't really what we think they are.
Hair can go inside your face; especially if you're black.
Horses can stand the cold for anything up to two hours longer than I can, except fifteen minutes.
I can't think of any others, but I know there are some. I'll do them later, yeah?

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VERY Educational..... ;-)

BIG FUCKING DEAL

And Also DID YOU KNOW~The first few times you cough after a lung transplant the green gooey pleghm in your mouth isnt your own?

Damn......I was smoking a cigarette when I read that and I put it out.
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If that's real....that's freaky.
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All false/

16 farts a day is a low number I would think.

Judging by my own output, I would have to assume from this statistic that some people NEVER fart!

Yh, I know another one! Grapes explode when you put them in a microwave.. Go ahead, try it if you don't believe me. It's fucking funny!

heres an interesting fact if you use a crap font colour in relation to your background no one will be able to read what your saying E.G. LOL

16 farts is way too much i believe

pretty lame vid