lol, thats hilarious.

Someone please tell me that was Richard Branson.

No one likes quitters; I say give it another try

well wouldnt you just feel stupid get up an walk off

Next time try an express.

He slipped on a banana skin around the 10 second mark.

If you are there when someone fails at suicide..
If you really want to help Kick the ass hole dont help em up....

Impatient fucker just wanted to be first getting on the train.

lol did the train just happen to stop or did the train stop as soon as the conductor saw him??

lulz what a noob at suicide

Poor guy, nothing ever goes right for him.

Every time one fails at suicide, they just lay there & cry...just cry & think about how victimized they've been. Screaming "WHY?!? WHY?!?" Just sitting there on the floor, pulling your knees into your chest, rocking back and forth... just crying and crying.
Wait.
What was the video about?

Sounds like you have personal experience.

Is that the same guy from the video above? He can't do anything right.

When you finally decided to attempt suicide than you fail

I believe that was Mujaha Dean trying to pick up a nickel off the train tracks...what a dumb ass. Perhaps i am wrong about that, that may be Goli trying to commit suicide...who knows- there both losers!

Well jealous at me because I'm popular in here and get all the attention?

cockroaches always get the attention because everyone likes to stomp them....

Well, it's because Americans are jealous that I live in western european country, and they have to suffer under a totaliterian rule, which obviously some sick Americans in here like. they are disturbed.

It's sad, really... This guy failed at failing

he was the FAILER

What a fanny.

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Looks a bit old for playing chicken

Would've been nice if the train real slowly chopped of his vingers. And stopped right in front of his head.

Asshole, he could have cared less about the lifetime of trauma he would have caused the train operator. If I was the operator I would have jumped out and beaten him to within an inch of his pathetic life.

This guy was just making an ass of himself. It was more than likely done for the attention, not a serious bid for killing himself. Who the hell jumps in front of a streetcar/train going all of 20 miles an hour with about 4 inches of wheel/surface clearance and expects to get killed?
Oh well, better luck next time pal

Nice response time on the train operator's part. Well at least nobody can fail at jumping off a bridge. Try that next.

el oh el wtf that looked about like the equivilent of running into a wall

If you are going to jump in front of a train .Find one that is going faster this guy is just a fuck up

That train conductor has no regards for human life.

Mujaha Dean, Goli, and Ossama.
Biggest arseholes on this site! The computer you guys are using, like it, ya it's called a invention. You'll have to look that word up, cause it ain't in your cultures vocabulary. Ha ha, morons.

Despite their similar character, mood and nature, I bet they would be at each other's throats if placed in a room for more than 10 minutes.

Well if we were Americans probably we would, luckily we aren't Americans or living in the country, God bless us for that.. You are a traitor anyway so who cares about your opinion anyway?

That was a tasteless joke, I admit that. I gave myself a thumb down.

Goli NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don’t do it. Hold on Please don’t jump. Ok my battery is charged go for it.

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was hoping to see his head get cut off

the train stopped a lot quicker than imagined it would

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I've seen better hits in dodgem'cars

This guy ia able to stop a speeding train...pretty impressive.

Man, that was a clumsy attempt. Better luck next time.

I just found out on another site that the guy died so I take back my statement!

hah, faster than a speeding train...er, wait a min

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lol,BOINK,that train has some good set of brakes,i even got hit harder by a car once..

he tried to catch a trian with his bare hands

low floor trams... a blessing for wheel chairs... a pain in the ass for suiciders...

They should have let all the people that were going to be late beat him to death

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wow..that train stopped quick..they should make the trains over here in NYC the same..just in case people wanna do that to..or just get pushed by someone else

next time he might try using a gun..he'll proply fail at that to..lol..then he'll really go nuts

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if u hate white america so much, then why the hell do you have a picture of a white

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That train had the best breaks ever or it looked to be going faster than it was.
And now i see what you meant by "man attempts suicide"

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has no one told him that trying to impersonate superman is a silly idea

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I work for the NYCTA and from what I saw that train was either traveling at super slow speeds or it has the best brakes on the planet.

A bullet to the brain never fails.

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this was so fuckin stupid
lmao!!
he should just buy a gun, load it, and boom into his mouth... i doubt he would still alive

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did he evn die

haha funny the train stopped

The train stopped on a dime.

He also gets a special bonus prize in the insane hospital of wamkers that cant kill themslevs proply.

How did the train stop so fast?!?

when shit hits the fan...I mean train.
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He's the sort of bloke that will jump off a building, land on a trampoline and end up back on the roof.
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He was then taken to a nearby hospital where he died of embarrassment. . . seriously though, hope he got the psychological help he badly needed.

Anti Suicide train FTW!

Sad retard

What cunt no wonder he wanted to kill himself

This video should be in the next edition of Webster's, under EPIC FAIL.

pretty feeble