He failed his holy mission, he’ll be anal raped in hell.

Today's set of videos is REALLY LOW!!! I'm bored!

Two days in a row. Is it that hard to go stand in a crowd and blow yourself up. Maybe they should start schools for this shit and practice more

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That's the point
Love your avatar more everyday

Shouldn't that read Sunni 'wannabe' suicide bomber?

Yeah, and not as bloody as yesterdays vid, hell I've seen more blood on a tampon than this vid today

He is where he belong in hell

it went off before they finished. wer they gonna burn him

looked more like a chupacabra..
I bet his family is so proud of him...
and again at least they got him out of the street so traffic could go by ( traffic sucks)

The problem is obvious, they are using explosives and detonators produced in the middle east, if they were to use quality American gear they would not be having these issues, if you want quality go to the top shelf.

I heard that the Peruvian midget has a 12inch wooden cock, embedded with razor blades, and uses sand as a lubricant.

Just to let you know, cause some of you are thick bastards, you believe anything thats said in the title, this man is Sunni, and the guys surrounding him are Mahdi Army militia loyal to the terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr, so what you watching is not a Suicide bomber he is a victim of the sectarian violence in Iraq, by the way, I'v got many videos showing Sunnis dragging shia in Baghdad, even beheading them on the street in front of crowds, its not something new, its always been like that after the US destroyed the country and the people

Okay, although I would have enjoyed your comment a whole hell of a lot better if it would have ended with you blowing yourself up. Oh, and fuck your avatar!

Hi Alased,
You didnt reply to my last question, you tell all of us what will bring peace to your people, and what will make you all happy. I am very intrested to hear your thoughts.
Here is another question if I was seen to read the Catholic bible and have my own church with women dressed in shirts and pants in Iraq what would happen to me.

these dirty racist idiots,make replys before they think!kinda like their leaders! a suicide bomber would not have been in that condition,definetly a lot worse!you,ve been given a lot of minuses for speaking the truth,i gave you a plus!

who would want that for themselves!!! Geeezus

The road to a bunch of virgins is paved with bad intentions...

This is what happens when you get voted off the Iraqi reality TV show "Suicide Idol". Winner gets to blow himself to smithereens in a crowded market place.
BTW, the virgins thing is a bit of an urban myth.

I can hear Simon now, "Your performance leaves a lot to be desired, you lack the depth of last year's winner Muhammed El Cabong, who really blew us away, literally, with his explosive personality"

Looked like kids playing with dead road kill
don’t think much of their burials

Wahabi = Wannabe?

He looked rather intact for a suicide bomber
I guess the guy from yesterday had a younger, dumber brother.

shit vid to be fair

He wasn't dead. He was actually playing dead. When the crazy religious nuts were finished screaming and chanting. He waited for them to leave then he got up dusted himself off and thought "Whew that was a close one, think I'll go have a crapaccino."

Very funny & for you sir & a little

Al-Asad, let me get this straight, you are saying that these two "religious" factions are only now killing each other because the US is there??????????Bwahahahah ahaahaha...tell us more. Tell us how the middle east used to be the most peaceful place on earth until the Americans came...go ahead...we're allllll waiting.
I know, we're the ignorant ones...you've got it all figured out, and just like most "victims" you have someone else to blame...the US...how convenient for you.
Eventually we will leave, and then who will you blame? The US I'm sure..."if it wasn't for those damn Americans I wouldn't have to cut this lady's throat"...
Whatever you do, don't ever take responsibility for the fact that your peeps act like animals, just keep looking to blame others, that always works.

Before the US Invasion, we didnt even know there was shia or sunnis, we never heard of it (Bush himself admitted that he didnt know Iraq was split to sunnis and shia because Iraq during saddam time was united

United in the way that Sunni's (Saddam was Sunni, but i'm sure you know that.) were the privileged ones, and Shia and Kurdish were persecuted and killed? Oh, and of COURSE Bush didn't know about the nuances of Iraq, the fucker only knows how to blow shit up.
I'm curious Al-Asad, where are you from? Are you from Iraq, are you still living there?

saddam was sunni yes, but he was also a secular nationalist, you know what that means? it means he was against religion ruling the state. He never used to kill someone for he's believes, he used to see all iraqis the same, in terms of the kurds, they wanted their own state and government, they wanted to divide iraq, they collaborated with the Iranians during the war, thats why the deserve to be crushed, kurds hate arabs as well for historical reasons. also saddam used to kill so many sunni imams who used to call of Islam to rule the state, saddam didnt like the shia because he though they were loyal to iran, however, he had many shia ministers in he's government, the most known one is the information minister "al-sahaf", many of he's republican guard generals and commanders were shia, so plz dont chat shit about sunnis being privileged and shia being oppressed

Al-Asad,
First of all, fuck you for having a beheading video capture on your profile.
Second, fuck you for trying to rope us all into a debate about who hates you and why in your shithole country. The fact is, always was, and always will be that you people are too fanatical about your particular religious sects, and too anger-driven, and too inherently sadistic to ever have lasting peace. Your country sucks, your culture sucks, and your religions suck. I wish planes and cameras would never have been invented so we Americans could be living a Little House on the Prairie lifestyle still instead of being all mixed up with a bunch of psychopaths we shouldn't even know exist.

Al-Asad admits as much in his first post, when he said that incidents like this are nothing new since 'the US destroyed the country'.
He - like all other pro-Islamist internet posters - seems to accept that Iraqis are some kind of primitive bacteria, unable to make their own decisions:
'America invaded - therefore we have to behave like this.'
If anyone else made such an allegation, Al-Asad and his cronies would be bleating about Western colonialists and their patronising ways.
Here's a thought, Al... what about Iraqis uniting to build a better country post-Saddam?
Or are the terrorists worried they wouldn't get a refund for their Syrian explosives without a receipt?
I've heard they're pretty shaky when it comes to paperwork.

am afraid its too late to unite now, if someone killed ur family because of their beliefs, if someone tortured your father or your brother to death, would you unite with him? am sure not, you will not sleep the night until u retaliate, and thats what is happening now in Iraq and will continue to happen. dont tell me oh just forget the past and start building ur country cause in the arab culture not taking revenge for the death of any of ur family is shameful to death

Stop sucking the Iraqi oil, stop supporting Israel and funding them with latest weapons and bombs, stop supporting the dictators in the middle east, stop spreading ur military bases around the world, stop acting like the world police and world savers, stop imposing ur culture on other people, keep it to your selfs, we dont want ur freedom and democracy, we saw ur democracy in Palestine when the Palestinians elected hamas, but because hamas is led by freemen u imposed sanctions on them, so if the person elected by the people is anti-american, then f*** democracy and elections, thats ur democracy am afraid

OK. We will get right on that. Like we (99.99 percent of Americans) have any say in what goes on. We just elect the leaders.
Now you psychos are cutting people's heads off like they're candy and you think that is OK. So I say lets vaporize all you pieces of shit including the idiots who cut non Muslim's heads off, turn your desert into glass, and then steal your oil (the only good thing about your pathetic land other than some drugs).
I think we should have learned by now that we can't buy your dumb asses, we can't reason with you, we can't make you happy (you have to make yourself happy) so all I want now is vapor, glass and cheap oil and gas.

Your comment was very enjoyable and brilliant. Thanks

very enjoyable?you dirty racist scumbag,the day i get your address is going to be my happiest,this aint internet talk,this is actually going to happen,already got your ip address,just waiting for a girl who works there to give me your details,your definetly going to meet meet me mate.we,ll talk then.

You will be getting a personal e-mail from me motherfucker

my friends, al-asad, and all the rest of you bums, good news is comming :
I don't know if you've noticed, but the value of the dollar is based on the value of oil ... hahaha...
the opep (members of oil selling countries) is about to stop selling oil in dollars and to switch to euros...
if this does happen the american economy is going down hard... like really hard...
the real reason why the value of oil has gone up so much is because the value of the dollar has already gone down quite a lot, and for oil selling countries, that means the money they get for the oil is less (something like 2000 million usd in a year) so they raise the price of the oil ... but they are now tired of this spiral the dollar has gotten into and are at the moment seriously considering switching to euros (iran is already selling oil in euros to piece up with the unilateral american economic sanctions)
...
this means 2008 could see the fall of american economy, with repercussions we can't imagine today ...
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has this shown up in your american newspapers ??
rofl...

ALLHELL will break loose. it's called the petrodollar, and i think your ideas are a little too far out of reach for this crowd.

Agreed. They aren't muslims. They are a bunch of gun weilding madmen. True muslims are peaceful much like true christians.

are you for real?!?

What's a true Muslim? Is that like Kobe beef?

That was a rather shitty video, but I guess you can't be the best all the time...

Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles

"Don't disturb my friend. He's DEAD tired."--Commando

at the beggining of the video, when they were pulling this guy by the toes .....was it REALLY NECESSARY to sing-along "this little piggy went to market, this little piggy went to the bank, this little piggy went to...."
.....
...those barbaric bastards!

wow there are walking guys with mobiles! don't trust them!! run!!
Oh well those things are also good to film this shit.

He has good potential to be the star of theWeekend at Bernies sequel. Aptly named Weekend at HAkims.

What a rubbish video, why is this posted? A dead body being dragged, who gives a shit! We need more quality control on the videos posted here.

Al-Asad, go back and read your replies to maple...you can tell what a fucked up world you live in just by reading all of that shit. "he was secular this, and religious that, and imam this, and iranians, and history"........
Bable bable bable...that is your history. You just need reasons to kill each other. Currently, you blame the US, and when we're gone you'll blame the martians...but you will continue to kill each other in the name of some made up dude with a funny hat and beard...don't you know all religions are farytales...suckers.

and of course that is why you guys have a religious integrist (Mike Huckabee) running up for presidency ....

Hey Al Asshead, who gives a shit. the middle east is a toilet now, before, and forever! Try treating women like human beings for fuck sakes. Idiots, treat half their own population like the enemy.

You can blame the US for whatever you want, but you should be glad we exercised restraint by not bombing your asses back to the stone age...which was about 10 years ago by my reckconing for that area of middle east.

Did anyone else notice how they covered his asscrack at the end of the vid??...lol....'its ok..we can let his brains pour from the top of his head...but we gotta cover his ass....there might be kids around'

So much for not moving the victim to prevent further injury. They didn't even brace his neck, for cryin' out loud. Those guys should be fired. lol

Fuck all of you ! if you can give a comment like that then you must be the dead brain . ugly wannabees.

what was graphic?

jesus fucking christ---get a decent camera

Whattttzzzzabbbbeeee!

So he lived right?

al-asad- f*** democracy and elections.....
~so u like being told what to eat, how to dress, what music to listen to, what to think, what to beleive in etc...? sounds like u are brainwashed buddy, go cover your sister and mother in a bedsheet before they go outside. its ok for them because they are so fucking ugly your doing everyone a favor.

Jebacu te dok ne prokrvaris a ti ces me moliti za jos.

un jour viendra où l'on enculera les americains avec une poignée de gravier

How come when I read Al- Asad I think Al -Asshat??
Anyhoo...clip reminds me of the movie.."Face Off".

kick rocks bitch

Al Asshead should blow himself to bits, It's the best thing he can do as far as his culture is concerned.
so stop typin' and start ignitin' motherfucker!! Paridise awaits for you Al Asshead, this will please Allah, do it now.

NASTY

Wait I herd him say something (ابله‌هايى آوريل.)
He said APRIL FOOLS.

LMFAO! did he just become the daily trash heap at the end?
"where do i throw this old sheet of plywood?"
"just throw it on top of that dead guy over there"

bad muslim, no virgins for you!

nice place to go for ur hols me thinks.........

death by cardboard!

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What kind of sick bastard potrays the killing of innocent people an act of god?And claim to fight for the freedom of the iraqi people, when they kill them in public?But in actuality, all the insurgents want is they're 72 virgins.And thats a fact, jack.

Is is me, or does every video of Irao look like it was filmed in a landfill. That place is literally a dump. YO!!!

*Warning: graphic* He still died, just not the way he was supposed to. So he'll get like 32 virgins and a Peruvian midget.
Holy fuck I am going to have a stroke from laughing so much.

meh dident rilly see the point.......dont no what to think after reading rum of these comments.

what the deal with 72 virgins? 6 sluts would be
much more fun.

Five minutes ago I was Watches titties jiggling....now its Islamic retards fighting amongst themselves like they always have. Then blaming us in the west for all their shit. Sunni, Shia, how gives a shit....they are all s'pose to be Islamic Muslims are'nt they. Hate begets hate and their intolerance for those unlike themselves is the reasons why their countries have gone and continue to go to hell and why they have so many enemies.
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The shit was their before, the shit is there now, and the shit will remain there forever until they wake the fuck up and be more tolerant as a nation as well as a ideological following.
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Its all the public Exhibition of the executed people that shows the true barbaric nature and it's there by the tens of millions....Inhumane ethics do not recieve respect...they only fester violent revenge attacks that lead into more viscious circles of war.
Sorry for the language but it's a heated topic.
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Hey Muzzi's Have a on me.......Oh sorry, you can't drink alchol...that would be classed as fun.
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But is the Peruvian midget a virgin? And is there more than one/

theyr sain leave him for the dogss.. lol need translation???

cant go much lower on the food chain