Comments - Suicide Bomber Prematurely Blows the Hell Out of Himself

category: Shocking | views: 196268 | posted on: 12/07/2007

He could've saved a lot of exposives by just slitting his wrists at home in the bathtub. But he just had to be difficult.

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:09am

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Ah, finally...a suicide bombing with a nice happy ending. icon_cheesygrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:11am

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Mmmh, the sweat smell of justice icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:11am

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He appeared to be a very GUTLESS coward. 72 virgins no guts no knob what a loser.

sorrow [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:09pm

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Did you know Colombians are not muslims?
@video: fucker was dressed up for the occasion too. I wonder how he felt with all his guts out of his body. Was the pain worse than the passing kidney stone I had a few years back, ya think?

Killerdude [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:13am

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oh cmon we all has accidentl prematurely blown one..... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

SUSHI.IS.A.FAGGOT [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:16am

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DUH

Sushi69 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:44am

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I am flattered. However a little disappointed that that is the best you could come up with. Sending you some Anthrax.

Slamreef [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:18am

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just a flesh wound!
I love mr. dunhamm.

Boosk [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:20am

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They should have let him die slowly there, in front of the crowd he was ready to kill icon_twisted.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:05am

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Yeah I agree with you Boosk!!

molotov [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:20am

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he must be thinking "well this sucked"

Toxicity [ban] | Oct 7 08 : 8:41am

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Don't you mean 'this Blew'? icon_biggrin.gif

accord43 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:24am

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wouldn't piss on fire to put him out! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Covenant [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:44am

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Oh well any guy with premature detonation deserves to go out with a bang. Now he

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:31am

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Great to see Covenant back here,a true NT legend, after not posting in ages, then he goes off before finishing properly. it's happening all ove

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:45am

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OK, a little critique , what went wrong here? Anyone? Anyone? icon_rolleyes.gif

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:47am

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Just let him suffer in the ground his last mins, so he can feel the pain that he would try to make other suffering. icon_frown.gif

caluctra [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 11:00am

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Take a good look at that scenario fuckface.
But try to kill ur self instantly when u do it.
Cock sucker!!

Sushi69 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:58am

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I suppose when you "Go Off" too soon below the waist, all you can do is lie there with a disappointed look on your face while everyone laughs at you. icon_beer.gif

Red6ixx [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:24am

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are you speaking from experiance Mr sushi icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:41am

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I just realised what I said! icon_eek.gif Of course not! I am a 100% perfect lover EVERY time. Ask Havocs mum! icon_beer.gif

Covenant [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 4:59am

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Hes only half the prick he was before!

Red6ixx [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:00am

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fcuk i thought he was dead - he must be now.

Heretix [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:05am

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An extreme attempt for sympathy. "Oh look at me I disemboweled myself, poor me... got any spare change?"
Jesus the things people will do so they don't have to go to work. What a leach.

fab [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:10am

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PWND bllody son of shit icon_surprised.gif

Slamreef [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:19am

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another good idea. Throw some salt on his wounds hell yeah :D

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:26am

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Napoleon Blownapart here needs to pull himself together.

punisher [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:31am

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ouch...!

DramaTim [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:43am

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They're taking him to the proper place to finish him off icon_smile.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:02am

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His head didn't pop off, either. I bet he flunked bomb-making at bin laden high school.

thearchangel [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:20am

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To add insult to injury, he gets robbed at 00:10. icon_lol.gif

Martial [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:23am

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Crazy Columbians.

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:38am

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This could also have been an American

Azuredrake [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:31am

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A good example of what humanity should be like: Guy tries to blow himself and others up, people still try to save his life. 0.28 sec.

cellman [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:32am

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Man I'm so numb to this stuff I may as well be watching an episode of Friends. I like the "cargo-van" ambulance though.

Farvs [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:46am

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Nice job dumbass! Betcha can't do it again! icon_lol.gif
Thats what you get for taking suicide bomber courses by correspondence you prick! icon_twisted.gif
Gotta wonder though if he is laying there thinking "Are these my 72 virgins?... Holy shit I've been screwed!!! icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:54am

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I've seen street people who sing, some who do mime, and just plain musicians, but this guy has an AWESOME street act..When is the next performance? icon_beer.gif

Stra2caster [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 6:58am

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I don't think the human body produces enough endorphins to make that pain go away. fuck that guy must of been hurting!!! icon_exclaim.gif

towelie420 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:11am

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thats how I feel after a chinese buffett

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:11am

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blah ha ha...that was some funny shit.that's good for his stupid ass.

creampuff [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:13am

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guess he wont be needing Rolaids anymore.

globetick [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:14am

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Looks like he might have a little bit of a problem, next time he tries taking a shit. icon_eek.gif

nabz [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:21am

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wtf thts sad why du tht 2 yaself....n kill inocent ppl? its fuked up.

NUIYZ [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 7:32am

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if it was freezing outside, you could climb inside him and stay warm.

accord43 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 8:01am

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Ha Ha, fucken moron, look at ya now! The crowd shoulda took a piss on his face!

phil_sick [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 8:40am

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looks like he's just ate a phal curry! icon_surprised.gif

dropped pie face [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 8:48am

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where was the 'warning graphic'in the title...i nearly never watched it then!

Martial [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 8:58am

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TheGoli on Dec 7 07 : 8:38am wrote:
This could also have been an American
What makes you say that? In fact, I don't think there has EVER been an American accused of a suicide bombing. Not that I know of, at least.
Anyway, the ambulance says "Columbia" on it.

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 3:35pm

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While it's free access to guns, bombs etc. It's also happening in America, but maybe this was Colombia, I don't know.

TimmerNM [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 5:56pm

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WTF? put down your crack pipe!
It happens everywhere,
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EQYPTT [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 8:25pm

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I live in the US. And I had no idea that I had free access to guns and bombs! All those years I've paid for my fireworks, not to mention my guns and ammo, I could of been spending my money on candy!!!
-----Seriously Goli, can you site a single source of a US citizen suicide bomber in the US? I know that there has been people who have strapped bombs on themselves, or used bombs, but I can't think of a single incident that an US citizen has detonated himself here for a political agenda. We usually like to live to fight another day.---
---Also, Goli, can you lay off the American bashing. Please. I am asking you nicely. There are good people who live here too. Feel free to bash on racist, ignorant, morons but leave me the fuck out of it. The vids seen here and your attitude only makes bombing Iran next seem more rational. icon_beer.gif

TheGoli [ban] | Dec 8 07 : 1:54am

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TimmerNM - It's true, it happens anywhere, where the country is fuck up, for instance Columbia yes.
EQYPTT - Your saying that you cannot get a gun in a shop? Not good to lie.
I cannot remember myself any suicide bomb, my point here was just that if guns are legal, that it shouldn't be any problem getting material to create a bomb.
I will try be gentle and behaviour, I'm sorry if it's feels like I'm talking about every Americans, it's not my attend, I will try be more soft. this for you
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krazi_jess123 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:27am

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Oklahoma city bombing, Atlanta Olympic bombing, Waco and David koresh fight with FBI. where have u been man...but in America we have lotta serial killers...by the way di forget columbine and Virginia Tech...i can go on and on...but guns r a fucking problem in America....The fact is we are Gan crazy ppl....we love to shoot and i don't mean rabbit

krazi_jess123 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 3:01am

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You sound like one of those fanatic muslim that defends his causes, religion , country, ppl even if they do something wrong... well hate to tell u we bombed Iraq and we paying for it 12 billion a month and lotta lives...now i have nothing more left out of mt pay check to go and bomb other countries cuse of Bush..But then again ur 15 years old you don't feel the pain ...hop fully u'll grow up to join the Army ...travel around the world to Iraq, North Korea maybe Pakistan...u will witness how our tax money spent to rebuild places that we destroy and if u lucky u might lose a foot ora hand then u will appreciate the horror of bombing and killings...

krazi_jess123 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:35am

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hey goli check my coomint about persian on the kid that clibing the wall

pauldemo [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 9:00am

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should have left him for the rats and homeless

dandan [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 9:57am

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Don't help him, he wanted to kill people. Now he will attempt that again.

Flaxen_Fairy [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 9:59am

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Ugh.. i feel sick icon_twisted.gif

makna [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 10:05am

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he wasn't an arab or muslim so find out the facts first and talk shit you retards just watch the movie faces of death partII that's where it came from.

ChimpyChompy [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 10:07am

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Looks like he had one too many Bisodol.
At least he won't need to worry about 'trapped wind' any more!

Jimi Shawcross [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 10:10am

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icon_rolleyes.gif Shame he didn't take any lessons from that Tamil Tiger Chick from Sri Lanka....the other day....Bombs are suppose to blow outward....not inward...maybe he got dressed in the dark....Lets see...flap A goes this way...flap B goes this way...Flap D....wait...where's Flap C???...Damn...start over... icon_redface.gif Flap A.....Wait try again.... icon_redface.gif

Pwyll [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 10:50am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif he does not even seem disaopointed ... just a bit confused abou the fact that he is still not in paradise icon_cheesygrin.gif

aliroy [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 11:54am

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And there's a complete waste of a nice white shirt

Da Bomb [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 12:15pm

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" I'm not half the man I used to be, oh yesterday came suddenly"with apologies to Sir Paul.. icon_beer.gif

Mossberg 500 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 12:38pm

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"I'VE LOST MY LEGS, I'VE LOST MY LEGS "
No you haven't mate, they are over there icon_cheesygrin.gif

FraterO [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 12:46pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif hahahaaa what an idiot icon_stoned.gif

AMON666 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 12:54pm

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I loved how his guts were dragging on the ground as the led him away lol

hellhound666 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 1:21pm

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He'll be shitting into a bag for the rest of his life. That is if he survives the trip to the public toilet they call a hospital.

PaulDavidHewson [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 1:58pm

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looks like he just tried to cross that road

fakelol66 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 2:04pm

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reminds me of the scarecrow in 'The Wizard of Oz':
"They took my legs and threw them over there, then they took my stomach and threw it over there..."

tsman29 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 2:38pm

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Now, what good would the trip to the hospital do?
"Well, we can just put his stomach, intestines, and liver right back in, no problem."

misanthropic [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 2:39pm

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too bad this doesnt happen more often to suicide bombers or to missionaries

Martial [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 2:56pm

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tsman29 on Dec 7 07 : 4:38pm wrote:
Now, what good would the trip to the hospital do?"Well, we can just put his stomach, intestines, and liver right back in, no problem."
Maybe they're rushing him to the morgue. icon_wink.gif

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 3:09pm

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Why would anyone blow themselves up in Colombia??...they got the hottest chicks there....I mean..in the Middle East i can understand...but Colombia??? icon_confused.gif

Sharkomatic35 [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 3:20pm

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well lets see i cant get this pack of fucking razorblades open so fuck that i gues the only thing left is those WW2 explosives in the basement, so there im blowing my kidney out with ancient explosives

MuffinMcNasty [ban] | Dec 7 07 : 3:26pm

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