brought it on him self

From in car mic: Ouch, ow, oh, shit, ouch, oh, hot, ow that burns, eek, motherfuck, ow, ouch, oh, hot, sonofabitch, hot, ow, uh a little help over here would be nice

"Uh oh, better call Geico!"

“Horrifying inferno”

These sprint cars are a lot better when they go flying in to the stands

Oh, I think this is from the 'Stunts Gone Wrong' series... or not, but the narrator is one of my favorites. Anyway, nice hell fire.

I didn't say I wouldn't go fishing with the guy, but if he gets too close, I'll put him in the wall.

Well done please.

After attending one of these types of races back in the early 70s I can honestly say that they're very noisy, as well as boring. Watching these cars going round an oval smaller than a football field isn't something I would recommend, unless of course something like this happens. Even then, the interest factor isn't really worth it. Like watching paint dry with a sound track included.

alcohol fires are pretty

shit i left my marshmallows in the pit

Human flambe' with a side of fries - $8.99. Get it while it's hot.

these sprint car clips always fucken suck. i dont know why i watched.

"a hero is someone who reacts, not thinks"
its heart warming that someone so stupid has friends that will save him from burning alive.
if something happened to me...well...atleast itd be caught on video

"A Hero is someone who reacts, not thinks"
Tell that to your children when they walk away from a fight. As far as I'm concerned he deserved that.

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I love how the commentators of these shows are so upbeat. They should deliver peoples elegy.

Shit....A sprint car crashes and catches fire.
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Ya don't see that very often ...
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just a little water