Comments - Dumbass Attempts to Ride a Dirtbike for the First Time

category: Funny | views: 61169 | posted on: 11/16/2007

It doesn't hurt to try anything once, even if you suck at it. Except anal sex. I think that would hurt.

newlz [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:14am

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ha Scott speaking from experience

dizdabiz [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 10:15am

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looking at camera when you should be checking yourself before you wreck yourself? 100% deserved id say!

Tommy89 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:27am

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LOL! starting your bike is when it's on gear is always a good idea... especially if the bike is someone else's icon_lol.gif
I loved the way when he started moving, he just kept going and hit someone's car instead of letting go from the accelerator or just BRAKE icon_stoned.gif

deleted user [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:33am

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methodacting [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:36am

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Bad mongo!

madmike [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:38am

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it takes the ability to be able to do more than 1 thing at once to get out of that situation,most people are capable of that,the ones that are not end up on here.

Da Bomb [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:59am

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icon_beer.gif Yeah, and this guy looks like he can't chew gum and walk at the same time..

Killerdude [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 5:16am

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I dont know he kinda looks like he might enjoy the anal sex thing icon_eek.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 5:30am

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ok ..... can someone please explain to me what "anal sex" has to do with a video of a kid on a bike!!! I HATE ANAL SEX JOKES ALL YOU FUCKERS!! I HATE THOSE FUCKING COMMENTS ABOUT FORCED ANAL SEX AND ....and ..... oh , sorry, spent two years in jail ....jut a little bitter i guess
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accord43 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 5:54am

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drives like a chick, real shitty like, clueless.

Sushi69 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 5:58am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif Could this be the leather clad moron from a few days ago who decided that superbikes are too powerful for him, trying a different format???? He bares more than a little resemblance, the instant he starts moving! icon_beer.gif

kiddcorrona [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 6:22am

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i could have jumped over dem kars if i had been driven

bong toking alcoholic [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 6:27am

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he ain't ridin my bike! icon_stoned.gif

QB [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 7:00am

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No dummy, hold the throttle WIDE open, then pop the clutch! Try to aim for the new truck! At least he got part of it right.

Nina [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 7:26am

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Typical reaction... HAHAHAeheheheahahahaOHHHa hahaha...

Jimi Shawcross [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 8:47am

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icon_rolleyes.gif For my Next trick.....I'll now JUMP over the white Pick Up I just ran to.., icon_cry.gif ....

BEERMAN [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 8:52am

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Coordination strikes - once every three minutes icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

ironcross [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 9:00am

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Damn, what a harsh title ADMIN! I particularly like how he starts it put it in gear, stalls it, then OFF HE GOES! All the while the chick is giggling that stupid he's my boyfriend giggle until the dumb fuck crashes into her Dad's country cadillac. icon_lol.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 9:12am

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Those broads laughing sounded like Hyenas.

evillizardeye [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 9:17am

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That bike waz wayyyyyyyy to big for him.he needs to give it back to his 7 yr old bro

deleted user [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 11:12am

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heavy metal [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 11:20am

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Why dont stupid people just let off the gas when a motorcycle gets out of control? See, if you let off the gas that causes the bike to stop its forward motion. Jeez...

metoxic [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 12:07pm

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accord43 on Nov 16 07 : 7:54am wrote:
drives like a chick, real shitty like, clueless.
Looks like some have learnt how to use the thumbs down button though icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

rascoil [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 12:16pm

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Nice shoes! Fag

JohnnyOcean [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 5:22pm

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better than sandals which are ultra faggy for guys to where

neebuz [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 12:36pm

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daft cunt

XXcgaXX [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 1:17pm

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ZOOM

fakelol66 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:37pm

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meep! meep! zip,bang!

xretrox [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 2:20pm

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i bet they sell the dirt bike to fix the truck

Sharkomatic35 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 3:30pm

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what a bunch of cunts, yell STOP at him he obviously didnt know what the fuck he was doing dont just let the fucking guy keep going

fakelol66 [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 4:45pm

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he knows how to start it, and he knows where the throttle is...but he needs to work on the 'looking cool in front of girls' part, though

XXcgaXX [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 11:02pm

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fakelol66 on Nov 16 07 : 6:37pm wrote:
meep! meep! zip,bang!
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awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Nov 19 07 : 3:07pm

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the bike moves forward faster than he expects, his hands are jerked back, and when you don't hold the throttle correctly, the result is unwanted acceleration. and judging by those shoes, he's scared out of his little gay mind.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 7:56am

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I'd say along the lines of.
1. He let the clutch off too fast and unintentionally had given the bike throttle at the same time.
2. The dickhead obviously panicked and forgot where the brakes were. And
3. He should not have been riding something that has more wheels than he has braincells.
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s-bird [ban] | Nov 20 07 : 2:19am

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Dovypendrivalsya icon_cheesygrin.gif Ya takih mnogo nablyudal))

Dan Russell [ban] | Nov 30 07 : 2:28am

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It doesn't hurt to try anything once, even if you suck at it. Except anal sex. I think that would hurt.
Only the girl.

deleted user [ban] | Dec 17 07 : 4:33pm

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anzac7 [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 1:46pm

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important lesson no 1: if you cant ride a bike STAY THE FUCK OFF IT !!!!!!!!!!

deleted user [ban] | Jan 11 08 : 1:07am

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DramaTim [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 12:33pm

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We may have a classic on our hands

sandy232 [ban] | May 11 09 : 8:37pm

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get your meds here http://rxprovider.com

IsawIT [ban] | Jul 30 09 : 3:23am

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His girlfriend thought it was funny. So it was.

drccoco [ban] | Sep 9 09 : 3:05pm

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fine place to learn

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