Comments - Bear Attacks Two Guys Hunting a Moose in Sweden

category: Shocking | views: 47583 | posted on: 10/20/2007

They didn't get a moose, but they got a bear and some permanent scars. Seems like a fair trade.

tiny [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:09am

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It seems like the bear is ass raping them and they liked it.

nix [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 6:44am

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its the pedobear!

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:54am

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whats more shocking is the fact its in Sweden and the news girl wasn't blond ...are all my sexual fantasies based on lies....i thought they were all blond icon_rolleyes.gif

spinnis [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:54am

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YES the beer got killed afterwards
That guy with all the stitches got bit in the fucking head.
If you want I can translate the text :)
But hey are basically just aking each other if they are ok , and if they are bleeding..

nico99 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 5:01am

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Teach Yourself Crisis Swedish With Ole And Sven, Stages 1 to 4:
"Det are en bjorn."
"Det bjorn ist gepisst."
"AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEHHHH! AAAH! AAAAH! UUUUGHH!"
"Var ar min testikulen?"

Coito [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 7:45am

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one nico.
That proves, that you should never despair to say something funny. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Mr Scotland [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 5:40am

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Well the moose got away from the big bad guns !!! Hunters my ass should know you surrounding! fucking mongos

Fridlyst [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 6:20am

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Actually the dog was badly trained and should have kept the bear at bay but he ran back to the hunters so the bear followed. Now if these people would have been Scottish and not descendants of vikings they surely would have had their heads crushed.

craptastic [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 5:40am

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The exact translation is as follows
"theres a bear"
"where?"
"over there on the stair!"
"where on the stair?"
"over there going clip clippity clop on the stair"
BAM!
"YOU MISSED SVEN!!"
"AAAAAHHHHH"

Necramonium [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 6:13am

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looks like someone needs more time on the shootingrange..

fakelol66 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 6:35am

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Translation:
OLE: Is that a Moose?
SVEN: No, that's a bear.
OLE: Why can't we just shoot it?
SVEN: Because we're hunting moose, stupid.

SIRCAM73 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 8:08am

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Poor Bear...dam icon_cry.gif

whiteNproud [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 8:27am

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if only every fat asswipe perthetic pieces of shit hunters ended up this way the world would be a better place :-) keep up the good work me lil animal friends, rip and tear them bastards apart icon_stoned.gif

damianwatches [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 10:13am

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yes!!!!
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globetick [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 1:28pm

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Ditto icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

that guy [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 8:54am

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What a badass story. How did early man ever manage to do it?! Three cheers for our brains. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 9:16am

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ggallin1 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 9:39am

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I drove up to Maine to go bear hunting.
Then while driving down a logginh road-
I was a sign that read "BEAR LEFT"...
So I went home.
Ok, I'll leave

Dightkuz [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 9:44am

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The first shot DID hit the bear but it only pissed the bear off and then it went into a frenzy.
Translation:
-It's a bear, it's a bear!
*bear atacks*
*groaning*
*screaming*
...and some talking between the hunters.

metoxic [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 9:51am

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Unlucky Swedes, get attacked by bears in Sweden and by hoodies in London icon_lol.gif icon_stoned.gif

TimmerNM [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 10:18am

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thats why you should never
dip your hat in honey before moose hunting
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towelie420 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 10:37am

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How do you keep a bear out of your backyard? ..... Put an endzone in it

Bukkake [ban] | Oct 21 07 : 6:45pm

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fuckyou nigger
what team do you like? prolly the faggottown faggots

towelie420 [ban] | Oct 22 07 : 4:53am

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Eazy buddy just a joke .most of the reason I dont like the bears is the trouble the Seahawks had at the end of last year. not a bad team though just a good joke. icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif "nigger?"

SirSmokeAlot [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 10:54am

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Towelie420 is so fucking gay...he almost makes me want to NEVER watch south park again..almost

BEERMAN [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 10:57am

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If these dipshits are going to hunt LARGE agressive animals, and they carry guns - shouldn't they have enough sense to SHOOT the fuckin bear before it gets close enough to smack ya !!
icon_beer.gif icon_lol.gif

turrican [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 11:11am

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metoxic on October 20 2007 : 11:51am wrote:
Unlucky Swedes, get attacked by bears in Sweden and by hoodies in London
hehe ye, nice u remembered it icon_cheesygrin.gif

riotpunk [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 11:44am

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poor bear... too bad it didnt eat them both... it wouldve made for a great witch blair like video

santacruztodd [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 12:01pm

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Sven got fucking owned! All hunters deserve that-three cheers for the bear!

Badvirus [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 12:10pm

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What Bear attack? i saw Nothing.

crederer [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 12:36pm

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Must be pretty bad shots if they cant shoot a fucking bear.

jcool [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 2:51pm

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Aye, he may have had his face bitten off, but he can always come back with "Well, you think I look bad, wait til you see the bear!"

alx303 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 3:52pm

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The thing is just a few days before there was another guy who got killed by a bear here in sheden...and his dog as well by they hunting cavine. So they searched for that bear and killed it. And them this hapens....one funny thing is when he calls the bear for Bamse. He is a comic strip bear that its honey and gets some super powers from it...

BiffaBacon [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:05pm

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sounds more like brokeback mountain, or is it bearback mounting?

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:05pm

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I didnt see no fuckin bear attack those 2 hunters!!
... most likely the chupacabra did it.. And yogi bear paid with he's life.. icon_evil.gif

oneleaf [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 4:22pm

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what were they hunting with BB guns i dont get it.

BigSweed [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 5:12pm

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Real translation:
-It´s a bear, it´s a bear!
-How are you, Micke?
-Damn it!
-

BigSweed [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 5:26pm

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Real translation:
-It´s a bear, it´s a bear!
(First shot)
-NOOOO! NOOOO!
(Second shot)
-How are you, Micke?
-Damn it!
-Is he gone?
-Yes...
-Is my eye gone?
-No,no...
-Can you see him?
-No...
-Am i bleeding from the back of my head?
-Yes...
-Where´s the phone?
-What?
-Where´s the phone?
-Here!
-Oh, what a fucking big one!

nix [ban] | Oct 21 07 : 7:37pm

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BigSweed on October 20 2007 : 7:26pm wrote:
-Is my eye gone?
-No,no...

hahaha! icon_stoned.gif
-Is my eye gone?
-Yes!
-Aaaaaa a a aa a!!!!!
-Just kidding!
- YOU FUCK *bang* *bang*
-lol Micke rules!

deleted user [ban] | Oct 26 07 : 6:04pm

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jinjins5 [ban] | Oct 20 07 : 6:04pm

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I didn't realize they had rednecks in Europe too.

ParacetamolJunkie [ban] | Oct 21 07 : 12:46am

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Shame they survived.

Jimi Shawcross [ban] | Oct 22 07 : 12:33pm

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icon_twisted.gif Good....I hate fuckin Hunters anyway....Love it on the 1st day of hunting season,...people shoot at the 1st thing that moves...always a few people shot,or better yet KILLED icon_beer.gif ....lets get drunk and go huntin'...Billy Bob...

emilyinvideoland [ban] | Oct 24 07 : 9:59am

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haha reminds of the blair witch project xD

Dan Russell [ban] | Nov 24 07 : 8:48pm

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The decision goes to the hunters only because the bear was killed.

deleted user [ban] | Dec 27 07 : 7:38am

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Beelzebub77 [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 8:33am

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BigSweed on Oct 20 07 : 7:26pm wrote:
Real translation:
-It´s a bear, it´s a bear!
(First shot)
-NOOOO! NOOOO!
(Second shot)
-How are you, Micke?
-Damn it!
-Is he gone?
-Yes...
-Is my eye gone?
-No,no...
-Can you see him?
-No...
-Am i bleeding from the back of my head?
-Yes...
-Where´s the phone?
-What?
-Where´s the phone?
-Here!
-Oh, what a fucking big one!
You´re missing the last comment; it translates into something like "what a fuckin/hellish teddy bear". What a priceless comment!!!! LMAO!!!

Zero_at_left [ban] | May 10 08 : 11:27am

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däs bär 2 jäger 0
hahaha I love this bears, theyŕe so fuking funny some times

Excalibur [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 10:17pm

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Bear are like headhunter

dusone [ban] | Aug 22 08 : 7:40pm

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why the fuck would you even want to try and shoot a bear? huh?

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