Bear Attacks Two Guys Hunting a Moose in Sweden

It seems like the bear is ass raping them and they liked it.

its the pedobear!

whats more shocking is the fact its in Sweden and the news girl wasn't blond ...are all my sexual fantasies based on lies....i thought they were all blond

YES the beer got killed afterwards
That guy with all the stitches got bit in the fucking head.
If you want I can translate the text :)
But hey are basically just aking each other if they are ok , and if they are bleeding..

Teach Yourself Crisis Swedish With Ole And Sven, Stages 1 to 4:
"Det are en bjorn."
"Det bjorn ist gepisst."
"AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEHHHH! AAAH! AAAAH! UUUUGHH!"
"Var ar min testikulen?"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one nico.
That proves, that you should never despair to say something funny.

Well the moose got away from the big bad guns !!! Hunters my ass should know you surrounding! fucking mongos

Actually the dog was badly trained and should have kept the bear at bay but he ran back to the hunters so the bear followed. Now if these people would have been Scottish and not descendants of vikings they surely would have had their heads crushed.

The exact translation is as follows
"theres a bear"
"where?"
"over there on the stair!"
"where on the stair?"
"over there going clip clippity clop on the stair"
BAM!
"YOU MISSED SVEN!!"
"AAAAAHHHHH"

looks like someone needs more time on the shootingrange..

Translation:
OLE: Is that a Moose?
SVEN: No, that's a bear.
OLE: Why can't we just shoot it?
SVEN: Because we're hunting moose, stupid.

Poor Bear...dam

if only every fat asswipe perthetic pieces of shit hunters ended up this way the world would be a better place :-) keep up the good work me lil animal friends, rip and tear them bastards apart

yes!!!!

Ditto

What a badass story. How did early man ever manage to do it?! Three cheers for our brains.

I drove up to Maine to go bear hunting.
Then while driving down a logginh road-
I was a sign that read "BEAR LEFT"...
So I went home.
Ok, I'll leave

The first shot DID hit the bear but it only pissed the bear off and then it went into a frenzy.
Translation:
-It's a bear, it's a bear!
*bear atacks*
*groaning*
*screaming*
...and some talking between the hunters.

Unlucky Swedes, get attacked by bears in Sweden and by hoodies in London

thats why you should never
dip your hat in honey before moose hunting

How do you keep a bear out of your backyard? ..... Put an endzone in it

fuckyou nigger
what team do you like? prolly the faggottown faggots

Eazy buddy just a joke .most of the reason I dont like the bears is the trouble the Seahawks had at the end of last year. not a bad team though just a good joke. "nigger?"

Towelie420 is so fucking gay...he almost makes me want to NEVER watch south park again..almost

If these dipshits are going to hunt LARGE agressive animals, and they carry guns - shouldn't they have enough sense to SHOOT the fuckin bear before it gets close enough to smack ya !!

hehe ye, nice u remembered it

poor bear... too bad it didnt eat them both... it wouldve made for a great witch blair like video

Sven got fucking owned! All hunters deserve that-three cheers for the bear!

What Bear attack? i saw Nothing.

Must be pretty bad shots if they cant shoot a fucking bear.

Aye, he may have had his face bitten off, but he can always come back with "Well, you think I look bad, wait til you see the bear!"

The thing is just a few days before there was another guy who got killed by a bear here in sheden...and his dog as well by they hunting cavine. So they searched for that bear and killed it. And them this hapens....one funny thing is when he calls the bear for Bamse. He is a comic strip bear that its honey and gets some super powers from it...

sounds more like brokeback mountain, or is it bearback mounting?

I didnt see no fuckin bear attack those 2 hunters!!
... most likely the chupacabra did it.. And yogi bear paid with he's life..

what were they hunting with BB guns i dont get it.

Real translation:
-It´s a bear, it´s a bear!
-How are you, Micke?
-Damn it!
-

Real translation:
-It´s a bear, it´s a bear!
(First shot)
-NOOOO! NOOOO!
(Second shot)
-How are you, Micke?
-Damn it!
-Is he gone?
-Yes...
-Is my eye gone?
-No,no...
-Can you see him?
-No...
-Am i bleeding from the back of my head?
-Yes...
-Where´s the phone?
-What?
-Where´s the phone?
-Here!
-Oh, what a fucking big one!

hahaha!
-Is my eye gone?
-Yes!
-Aaaaaa a a aa a!!!!!
-Just kidding!
- YOU FUCK *bang* *bang*
-lol Micke rules!

I didn't realize they had rednecks in Europe too.

Shame they survived.

Good....I hate fuckin Hunters anyway....Love it on the 1st day of hunting season,...people shoot at the 1st thing that moves...always a few people shot,or better yet KILLED ....lets get drunk and go huntin'...Billy Bob...

haha reminds of the blair witch project xD

The decision goes to the hunters only because the bear was killed.

You´re missing the last comment; it translates into something like "what a fuckin/hellish teddy bear". What a priceless comment!!!! LMAO!!!

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hahaha I love this bears, theyŕe so fuking funny some times

why the fuck would you even want to try and shoot a bear? huh?