Comments - Man Commits Suicide by Jumping Off the Eiffel Tower
category: Shocking | views: 177332 | posted on: 10/14/2007
Of all the things you could possibly say when someone splatters on the ground, "Shit, somebody killed somebody!" just seems like a horrible line from a cheap B movie.
Mentalkungfu [ban] | Oct 14 07 : 4:16am
Damn, only a few feet away from hitting a car and then it would have been just like the movies 
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Oct 14 07 : 4:54am
+1
did u hear the splat. i wonder what that impact does to your internal organs, must become like a soup inside
Raccoon303 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 1:14pm
must be like.. all your skeleton and your inner organs will be pressed to the ground with the full force which gravity gives to falling objects..
or, more picturing: it will just squat your colon out of your arsehole, changing your body into a skin-hulled bag of said soup.
*runs to the side door* 
Clarityrains [ban] | Oct 14 07 : 5:14am
+1
what a selfish asshole!! Seriously, to do that in the middle of the day. in that place. It's such a statement "no one paid attention to me when i lived, maybe now they will". It was a busy time of day, he could've fuckin landed on somebody and killed them!! I feel sorry that he had to take his own life, but sometimes people are in too much pain for this world. But do it at home or somewhere quiet, don't ruin hundreds of peoples day.
methodacting [ban] | Oct 14 07 : 6:35am
what a selfish asshole!! Seriously, to do that in the middle of the day. in that place. It's such a statement "no one paid attention to me when i lived, maybe now they will". It was a busy time of day, he could've fuckin landed on somebody and killed them!! I feel sorry that he had to take his own life, but sometimes people are in too much pain for this world. But do it at home or somewhere quiet, don't ruin hundreds of peoples day.
and with that globalticks daddy ends it all with a falling pumpkin thud after realizing that his worthless,gutless child is a hopeless cause(not to mention a liberal weakling)--and you really can't blame him for taking a swan dive instead of being known as the reason globaldick is alive!
Hey hav(e 1 inch c)oc(k).and with an I.Q of 29. Are you still wearing that cute little Bo Peep outfit. and rubbing the end of the broom handle into your rectum, saying to yourself that you want to be supermans girlfriend?.
If you are, why not take a photo, and post it on NT. I guarantee you will become famous overnight.
My Little havesmallcockwithI.Q.29. Are you saying that you want to be my girlfriend?. What will your friends say the next time youall gather around the burning cross wearing those silly white sheets and hoods?.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but the cape crusader is very particular as to who he will have as his girlfriend.
I'm afraid the only cock your going to have up your arse is either your dads, or your clan leader.
there you go again talkin about my cock ya sick europinkie-not me globaldouche-you're the one wanting my pic on NT so you can drool and jack to it-ya nasty fag bastard!-guess you'll have to settle for one your fellow anal commanche pansyfriends!as far as my cross burnings-you watch too much tv little sniveling coward-its really just a bunch of men and women who like to get together-watch some football/baseball or go hunting and fishing-but only on special occasions-do we get to lynch a sniveling fag (ie you globaldouche)or a loudmouthed sandnigger-but either way its adrenaline pumping fun for everyone-well except for the lynchee-he seems to scream,sweat,cry and beg alot before passing out-then we just throw them in a ditch somewhere-then head on back to town for some cold beer and some cracked-(get it little globaldouche) barbacue ribs-you should come over and see first hand!!
im_eating_my_head [ban] | Oct 15 07 : 10:38am
oh we, (england) must have beat france in rugby bak then aswel hahahha, ahhh good times 
I think he kicked his shoes off in a fit of glee.
Also, for him to be that far out, he had to have jumped from the top.... but if he did jump from the top, he should be in much worse shape than that. Not to mention trying to figure out how he got around the enclosed cage on the top observation deck without anyone or the guards at the top noticing.
what a selfish asshole!! Seriously, to do that in the middle of the day. in that place. It's such a statement "no one paid attention to me when i lived, maybe now they will". It was a busy time of day, he could've fuckin landed on somebody and killed them!! I feel sorry that he had to take his own life, but sometimes people are in too much pain for this world. But do it at home or somewhere quiet, don't ruin hundreds of peoples day.
skinheads_lets_av_it [ban] | Oct 19 07 : 8:24am
+1
Ha, i'd do the same as him if I found myself in France...
awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Oct 27 07 : 10:29pm
congratulations, you just married the dumbest bitch on earth, but then again, you're no smartypants yourself.
Some of you people are so callous...beggars belief!!DeadNewEra [ban] | Dec 11 07 : 12:21am
+2
The guy that walks up at 1:20, "Hey buddy.......you okay?"
rikster1111 [ban] | Dec 27 07 : 12:04am
+2
anyone else notice the guy who steals his backpack at 1.47 secs ... play again... it's next to one of his shoes one minute...the next it's gone!
Rik from Oz
the_life_in_motion77 [ban] | Jan 26 08 : 1:47pm
"He jumped!"
"He jumped?"
"Or something, I don't know."
That lady would be the next one on the ground.
Jk.
But I love Paris!
it just happen i push him to the side to take a picture of the clouds when i heard buummnp did i said push i ment excuse me then i move to the side to take a picture of the cloud when i heard bbbummn ooTHE HELL WHIT I DID IT TO TEST MY CAMARA SPEED PICTURE TECKNIQUE SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT RITE HONEY
it just happen i push him to the side to take a picture of the clouds when i heard buummnp did i said push i ment excuse me then i move to the side to take a picture of the cloud when i heard bbbummn ooTHE HELL WHIT I DID IT TO TEST MY CAMARA SPEED PICTURE TECKNIQUE SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT RITE HONEY
busanut199 [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 5:17am
Well i think its fake, your body would surely explode from that height, theres no blood? also the body looks to far from the tower? 
Chuck Norris [ban] | Dec 26 08 : 9:12pm
Maybe not explode but there would be some blood or something.
Oh well fake or not is nice.
smoothbore [ban] | Dec 17 08 : 2:46am
Jumping from the Eiffel Tower is a pretty classy way to go. Gotta hand it to the French, they're stylish even when killing themselves.
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Krisinldn [ban] | Oct 14 07 : 4:11am
+1
He couldn't jump - too far from the tower!!