Tried to do a shooting star press. More like a jumping fag headbutt.

NERD!

God bless him...he lived to tell the tale. Of course, he is two inches shorter now and will develop severe arthritis in the coming years. But look Ma...no wheel chair!

Know how I know you're gay?

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in his younger year he was asked "if you friends jump of a bringe would you do it" and he always replied "yeah why?"
he'll will be in one of those dude jumps in front of train aftermath videos in a couple weeks

To bad there wasn't a rock under the snow.