I wonder if Kevin Smith has ever tried his hand at stand-up? He's very quick witted.

OK, I feel like a dolt. But, who is Kevin Smith?

Jay and silent bob, Kevin Smith = silent bob, look it up.

^^thanks, he was VERY cool...

He is better at stand up. I suggest you don't rent Clerks, or Clerks II.

He got it spot on when he said, "Never attack the dude with the microphone".
Especially if you're a big fat loser.

Yeh but Clerks One is awesome rent that shit, haven't seen two yet, I kind of lost a little respect for Kevin Smith there, don't think Im gonna watch anymore of his stand-up...could of handled that alot less conceited.I wish it was set-up

He (Kevin Smith) is a bit of a dickhead, if you watch any of the commentaries for any of his films he seemms like a very anal person. (I've never seen Clerks II)

they are both fags and can suck a dick in hell

I have never heard of this guy before but That video provided a good laugh. He would be fun in this comment section or in the forum.
Thanks Scott.

Clerks is definitely worth watching

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Staged ... and I would have expected a wittier comment. Saying you have your dick in the ass of someone's mother means you could only get some action with a desperate, celluloid rich, saggy, tired old housewife. You da man.

Just walk away, just walk away. Man boobs HAHA Kevin has man boobs too so who's he to make fun? OOOOOHHHHH ya "the guy with the microphone" and his dick in some old ladies ass.

OWNED

What the fuck does he say?
I can´t hear a word!

This is what i hear "Jerry played it on me in the original movie without the hasch to get into your old characters that was it son".
What the fuck does that mean?

F'in Owned.

If anyone got owned it's Kevin Smith. The guys question was legit, Smith's stuff has turned to shit and wasn't even great to begin with (way overhyped).
Smith's best response was to say that he fucked his mother and that the guy was fat and had no girlfriend.
Great response there, I felt like I was in a Counter-Strike server for a second or two.

*Note to self: Google "Kevin Smith" ASAP!*
I respectfully disagree ummmm, Yeah. The 1st silent Bob and Jay scene on Clerks 1 had me in fucking stitches! (Ya, the rest of both 1 &2 sucked though... Bad actors, 1 was black and white! Are you fucking kidding me?!)

It was black and white because they had no budget he used all his credit cards to make clerk. Thats an awesome gamble and to be honest to all the haters what movie have you done lately give the guy some props for coming out of no where.

kevin smith is the fucking best!!!!!!!! jay and silent bob rock!!!!!!!

If that dude who asked the question REALLY had balls, he would have stayed at the mic and backed his question up. Instead, Smith comes out with a troll flame.
I would've owned Kevin Smith, no problemo. heheheh

We know THAT'S a fact Kitty!! *smooches* All the best to you.

Yeah, split, Silent Bob and Jay werd good, but they were underused and I don't think this prick wanted them showin gup his other talent. They could've runaway with the movie honestly, and I think they were stifled.

Maybe so...^^^

Thinkin' about it now ummmmm yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You do know that Kevin Smith IS Silent Bob... right?

Duuuuuh, yeah. Now that I've had 45 minutes to think it over........wait, what was the question?

^^ needs to read all comments

This video is pure Kevin Smith. Watch his DVD "An evening with Kevin Smith" -- it's his best film and he didn't even direct it. It's just a documentary of him going to college campuses all over the country and talking about filmmaking and everything else and making the whole crowd laugh for hours with his quick wit and storytelling skills.
I think his movies are decent, but the dude's real talent is talking on the mic. Seriously. I wouldn't bother typing this shit if it wasn't true. Go rent it.

I like the way he said he had his cock in that other man's mum's arsehole. I bet that other man wishes he'd said, "I had my cock in your mum's arsehole... crappy films... [blah, blah, blah]," first. Is that his catchphrase? It was very witty and good.

never heard of kevin smith - from the video i'm glad - he's an ass.

hahaha owned.....nuff said

Dude got completely owned. The first was good, the one when he said "I can't hear you dude but I can see your man tits from here was a killer.
:D
And with "I give you props for the balls" the dude who got dissed can just go bury himself.
Great vid -

lmfao pimp away ?

what did man tits exspect, he had a jankin comin!

the man in white is cryin inside

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I didnt know Kevin Smith was a smartass, oh wait, I have seen some of his movies....

Kevin smith is the man I love his work well, most of them

good director, lousy comedian. must be some kinda college humor that i don't get.

wow, that's a great way to own a scum bag.

clerks 1 and 2 were fucking brilliant. if you've ever worked a shitty job by a register...you'll enjoy these movies.

love it, great director.

never attack the Master of Dialogue, moron.
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to Kevin

Borrrrriiiiinnnnng

FACE!

mashipussy getting owned