Comments - Probably the Worst Bike Crash Faceplant Ever
category: Accidents | views: 41256 | posted on: 07/27/2007
"If you've seen one bike crash, you've seen them all" used to be a relatively accurate statement. But this kid is here to save the day with the ultimate faceplant.
criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:39am
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mmm...If you have seen one bike crash, you....
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I just wish this resulted it deaths more often than it does. It seems like so many teenage losers are doing this stuff. If they died more often I think we would be able to make a dent in our worldwide population problem.
Now if we could just do something about those pesky third world people who have yet to learn how to feed themselves.
Again, does that make me bad? ![]()
whatsabolo [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:16am
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I'll give the landing a 3.5 but the face slide is a 10 for sure! Helmets would take all the fun out of concusions.
Just kidding, for the love of christ wear a helmet!!
Repetition [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:38am
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I think he needed two helmets for that little stunt. One worn in the regular way..... the second strapped to his face like a hockey mask. Even then he'd still be in danger cuz no amount of armour coulda protected him from the most serious flaw involved here... his brain.
Mentalkungfu [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:04am
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'Laughing in the face of fear'
And fear's laughing right back at you.....mong ![]()
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:33am
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"blood ejaculated"? Did he really say that? Oh, Sammy, stop reading my mind.
Well, you know, he is going to sue the tire manufacturer now.
Jack_Bouer [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 9:07am
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LMAO... ''the pain was like, a thousand women hookers... touching me in the anus''...... bet he had to eat through his anus for weeks, good faceplant though ![]()
ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 10:17am
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Gotta love it..i agree with 4everblu...ban helmets for all bikers and skaters...and ban food for 3rd world peoples ![]()
Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:57pm
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let's hope next time he jumps from a second story building, straight into the path of a moving bus ![]()
spoogemonkey [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:59pm
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Blood ejaculating all over the place? Sounds like my date with SamBrezes mom.
BIGDADDY32 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 3:46pm
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GREAT AIRTIME THE WRIGHT BROTHERS WOULD BE PROUD...BUT PSS POOR LANDING WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT DUMBASS....THANKS FOR THE LAUGH FUCK X-GAMES IM LOOKING FOR MORE OF YOUR EXPERT TECHNIQUE................ ............
ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:18pm
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Fuzzy, to make the vids faster- 1. learn to type 2. Learn to use proper grammar. 3. Get off of your moms desktop computer from 1985 and get a new one
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ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:35pm
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lmao @ ummmm yeah...fuzzy...try wankin slower...time will go by faster ![]()
tobyspeeks [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:19pm
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I used to work for Schwinn (Paramount Design Group) fabricating $1000 frame and fork sets. In my opinion, the kid could, would have landed it if he wasn't riding some knock off pos from China or Taiwan.
Disolution [ban] | Jul 28 07 : 5:57am
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I blame the bike?
Not the idiot doing an enormous jump from the top of some stairs onto concrete?
Fair enough.
What's a dead puppet, by the way?
Anyone seen any live puppets?
Necramonium [ban] | Jul 28 07 : 7:20pm
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nice facegrind moron,it changed you?maybe wearing a helmet the next time?
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 11:14am
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Lol at the noises he used to demonstrate his face grinding against the pavement, "Lalalalalalalalala" Priceless.
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aquae [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:26am
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No kidding. Man, that had to hurt. It's lucky the bike seat didn't go stright up his butt as well.