Comments - Probably the Worst Bike Crash Faceplant Ever

category: Accidents | views: 41256 | posted on: 07/27/2007

"If you've seen one bike crash, you've seen them all" used to be a relatively accurate statement. But this kid is here to save the day with the ultimate faceplant.

aquae [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:26am

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No kidding. Man, that had to hurt. It's lucky the bike seat didn't go stright up his butt as well.

criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:39am

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mmm...If you have seen one bike crash, you....
oh, nevermind. icon_rolleyes.gif

4evrblu [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:53am

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You see...it's just not true what they say. White people CAN jump. It's the landing part we have a problem with.

spagsk1t [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:01am

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^^lol
was wondering why he has such an ugly dickhead face...now i know why

Mr. Grin [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:16am

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The attention whore blames it on the bike.

4evrblu [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:25am

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I just wish this resulted it deaths more often than it does. It seems like so many teenage losers are doing this stuff. If they died more often I think we would be able to make a dent in our worldwide population problem.
Now if we could just do something about those pesky third world people who have yet to learn how to feed themselves.
Again, does that make me bad? icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:28am

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NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:44am

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Kid keeps that up, he'll have his own page in "The Big Book of British Smiles".

kdt55 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 5:47am

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With a little luck, he'll try it again, and the same thing will happen.

kaks [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:03am

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Is it beyond the inteligence of these dipshits to wear a helmet?

Censce [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:10am

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kaks on July 27 2007 : 8:03am wrote:
Is it beyond the inteligence of these dipshits to wear a helmet?
No Shit huh.. - icon_neutral.gif

whatsabolo [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:16am

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I'll give the landing a 3.5 but the face slide is a 10 for sure! Helmets would take all the fun out of concusions. icon_stoned.gif Just kidding, for the love of christ wear a helmet!!

Repetition [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:38am

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I think he needed two helmets for that little stunt. One worn in the regular way..... the second strapped to his face like a hockey mask. Even then he'd still be in danger cuz no amount of armour coulda protected him from the most serious flaw involved here... his brain.

dickdynamite [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:53am

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FUCK!

criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:00am

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BTW..wasn't he imitating Beyonce?

Mentalkungfu [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:04am

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'Laughing in the face of fear'
And fear's laughing right back at you.....mong icon_rolleyes.gif

max4evr [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:08am

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....and he thought that this would somehow turn out differently?

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:33am

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"blood ejaculated"? Did he really say that? Oh, Sammy, stop reading my mind.
Well, you know, he is going to sue the tire manufacturer now.

toejam [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:54am

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what's with the gay pants these guys are wearing?

toolboox [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 8:13am

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HAHAHA...FACE MEETS CEMENT....USE A HELMET JERK....BIKERS ARE FAG... icon_frown.gif

Mike541x [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 8:20am

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British Emo Bikers! icon_beer.gif

toejam [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 8:41am

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They are Australians icon_wink.gif

cicaubica [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 8:50am

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Jack_Bouer [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 9:07am

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LMAO... ''the pain was like, a thousand women hookers... touching me in the anus''...... bet he had to eat through his anus for weeks, good faceplant though icon_cheesygrin.gif

Don Colioni [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 9:54am

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Dumbass crazzzzzzzzzzzy kids

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 10:17am

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Gotta love it..i agree with 4everblu...ban helmets for all bikers and skaters...and ban food for 3rd world peoples icon_beer.gif

fuzzy [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 10:43am

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HIYA AM JUS AFTA JOININ NOTHINTOXIC.ANY WAY TO GET THE VIDS TO PLAY QUICKER? :S

Hott.Dawg [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 3:08pm

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Yes, to make the vids play faster than the speed of life, hit Alt+F4 three times.
Cheers icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

justinaverageguy [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 11:19am

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justin average asshole

Gplanet [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:15pm

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Nothing like a concrete sandwich after a stupid jump icon_rolleyes.gif

SN0WY [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:47pm

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LONG WAY DOWN icon_wink.gif

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:57pm

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let's hope next time he jumps from a second story building, straight into the path of a moving bus icon_cheesygrin.gif

spoogemonkey [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:59pm

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Blood ejaculating all over the place? Sounds like my date with SamBrezes mom.

BIGDADDY32 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 3:46pm

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GREAT AIRTIME THE WRIGHT BROTHERS WOULD BE PROUD...BUT PSS POOR LANDING WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT DUMBASS....THANKS FOR THE LAUGH FUCK X-GAMES IM LOOKING FOR MORE OF YOUR EXPERT TECHNIQUE................ ............

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:18pm

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Fuzzy, to make the vids faster- 1. learn to type 2. Learn to use proper grammar. 3. Get off of your moms desktop computer from 1985 and get a new one icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

BIGDADDY32 [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:45pm

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if that dont work get rid if dial-up

The Goblin [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 4:46pm

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HA HA HA HA HA HA icon_twisted.gif

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:35pm

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lmao @ ummmm yeah...fuzzy...try wankin slower...time will go by faster icon_cheesygrin.gif

aquae [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 6:42pm

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Does anyone know where in Australia that was?

tobyspeeks [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 7:19pm

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I used to work for Schwinn (Paramount Design Group) fabricating $1000 frame and fork sets. In my opinion, the kid could, would have landed it if he wasn't riding some knock off pos from China or Taiwan.

EQYPTT [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 11:44pm

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@ tobyspeeks, Schwinn's aren't shit, really, but they sell them at Target!

Disolution [ban] | Jul 28 07 : 5:57am

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I blame the bike?
Not the idiot doing an enormous jump from the top of some stairs onto concrete?
Fair enough.
What's a dead puppet, by the way?
Anyone seen any live puppets?

Necramonium [ban] | Jul 28 07 : 7:20pm

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nice facegrind moron,it changed you?maybe wearing a helmet the next time?

Nextstop [ban] | Jul 28 07 : 11:17pm

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hahah and the guy just keeps joking about it
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solstice [ban] | Aug 3 07 : 1:00am

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ive yet to see anyone eat pavement, the pavement always seems to get all the nutrition

daleyman [ban] | Aug 31 07 : 8:34pm

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ha icon_stoned.gif

glennm [ban] | Oct 28 07 : 2:27am

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Idiot+concrete=hospital.. hahaha icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jan 26 08 : 1:11am

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scullion08 [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 11:25am

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haha

surfGlobe [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:11pm

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maybe bikes aren't QUITE meant for that you dumbfuck... bet he would've faceplanted even with a tank

dreadlock [ban] | Apr 20 08 : 7:11pm

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shit he got owned,i rekon the spoke gave out causing the wheel to impode! icon_stoned.gif

Komodo [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:45am

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In other news: Team Gravity scored yet another stunning victory over Team Didn't Quite Think This Shit Through featuring a finale finish that surprised absolutely no one!

Gloria [ban] | May 14 08 : 10:53am

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The best part of this video is when he is acting out what happened!! He should edit out the faceplant & make a full video of himself acting! HAHAHA.

Nina [ban] | May 18 08 : 11:55pm

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To bad his a bikertard... he seems like such a nice guy. icon_neutral.gif

cableguy2762 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 2:50pm

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Peice of shit bike! Ha

Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 20 08 : 11:14am

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Lol at the noises he used to demonstrate his face grinding against the pavement, "Lalalalalalalalala" Priceless.

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