Comments - Why You Should Never Ever Eat a Habanero Pepper
category: Funny | views: 98064 | posted on: 07/24/2007
Maybe you'll disagree, but this is by far the funniest thing I've seen since ...at least Saturday or Sunday.
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Whahahahaha!! couple a weeks ago we gave a friend of mine the same peper and said it was a dried "paprika" (dont know whats name it is in english) Anyway, hahaha he looked soo funny, haha the agony. But yeh, later I picked the pepper up and I had a itch in my eye..so you can guess what happened... damn. never again..
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I once broke a Habanero Pepper in half and rubbed it around the top rim of a beer glass , my friend came back and drank out of the glass , his eyes nearly popped out of his head , I fell over laughing , I then went for a piss in the toilet and still had pepper dynamite on my fingers , my cock nearly had 3rd degree burns , some would say thats karma , I say its a lesson to all you kiddies out there
billybobjoesamm [ban] | Nov 9 07 : 4:46pm
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My friend took a Habanero pepper and cut in in half and rubbed it on this other kid's lips while he was sleeping. Later I ate one to show everybody I could and it was painful but not as bad as when I went to take a piss and the burning there was way worse. Thank God it only lasted about 30 minutes and a few extra dollars in partying.
chaucer101 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:30am
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It looks like the Nazi face melting scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, only better.
Lil-Rebel_69 [ban] | Jul 29 07 : 11:42pm
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umm random tag......how do yu see sumbody's username thing or w/e if its a video
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Habaneros measure 5000 in something called the scovil scale (used to measure how hot peppers are) To give you an idea, if you have never tried one, the Jalapeno measures 500 on the same scale!!!
P.S. Don't drink water afterwards, it makes it a whole lot worse! (or should I say FUNNIER) Great reaction!!! ![]()
cucarachito [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 7:51am
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between the 18-second mark and the 25-second mark , this sure looks like a gay porn film.
i mean , not that i watch gay porn, .....im just saying.
...FUCK, now , they all think i watch gay porn. .....again.
fuck! help, nico.....tell them i dont.
@vid ...F-U-N-N-Y!
Corrupt Hardware [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 9:24am
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The Scoville Scale
Bell Pepper = 0
Pepperoncini = 100-500
Tabasco Sauce = 2,500-5,000
Jalapeno Pepper = 3,000–8,000
Scotch Bonnet = 100,000–350,000
Red Savina Habanero = 350,000–577,000
Naga Jolokia = 855,000–1,041,427 (hottest naturally occurring pepper known to man)
Standard US Grade pepper spray = 2,000,000–5,300,000
Pure capsaicin = 15,000,000–16,000,000
Now I got the old Dr.Pepper jingle in my head.
cucarachito [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:28pm
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^^momma always said
"if you cant say something nice..........."
seemed like a nice kid to me.
Momma also said
"it takes one to know one" ![]()
Hugh G. Rection [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:51pm
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Very funny. At least his dad was there for him to hand him the gatorade at the end.
criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 3:11pm
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah aha....by the way, it was neither a habanero or a scotch bell pepper..that was aliens' blood soaked into battery liquid pepper...quite difficult to grow, very fucking funny to watch-
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FUCK YES!!! What a great set of vids so far!!! God Damn KID!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!
The word IS paprika toxic. Fuck man! I couldn't imagine the laughter!!!
LMAO @ chonka!!!
You're laughing at a dumbass kid 4evrblu! Remember when?
lol @ chaucer101!
YOU DO IT Disolution!
Ya know how they say, "When one troll goes, 2 more step in?" Where's your cohort dduke? ![]()
Postal2_Player [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 5:15am
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Can't stop watching it continuosly...
look when he start shakin' his head and he continues also if he's still dying
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I_Sex_Mondays [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 3:39pm
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looks like he's turning into an infected from the Rage Virus, now THAT would have been worth seeing :]
either way still eye sex
Lil-Rebel_69 [ban] | Jul 29 07 : 11:22pm
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dyammnnn hes fineee......yu shuld gimme a ring sumtime.....my number is.........wouldn't yu like 2 no
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scottieg27 [ban] | Jul 31 07 : 10:59pm
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Widehead, before you posted your disbelief in the authenticy of this video did you ever try a habanero. Not only that did you chow down the entire thing. Well, I have, and I like to think I can handle a lot of shit, but that pepper turned me into a bitch.
warrpigg1969 [ban] | Aug 5 07 : 6:45am
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I ate 2 habaero's.......let me tell you, it ain't fun the next day either
Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 21 07 : 3:34pm
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i ate one for $50 before, and yes it sucked...
But on a weirder note, you know they are starting to use concentrated Capsicum oil in minor surguries. It overloads the nerve endings so they just shut down. And they use it for post-surgury pain-killer. No pain cause youe nerves are shut down and you cant get off work cause youre all doped up on pills, cause guess what...no bad side-effects. They have done testing on mice and rats, and are now progressing to humans, so,,,there goes my vicodin script... ![]()
teokiatuan [ban] | Dec 22 07 : 1:21pm
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until 00:16 its 'yeah its cool, just chillin...' after that he's like a alien melting in semen.
en jaywest [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 11:06pm
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he should chase that habernero with a tablespoon of cinnamon........what a dumbass.
ViagraBreath [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 9:58pm
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haa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa I worked at a produce recieving warehouse b4, lol we made bets and pulled pranks with the hot peppers but i never saw any1 react like he did, thats comedy gold
FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Apr 7 08 : 8:44pm
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Good job moron, rub the juice and seeds into your eyes. ![]()
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:02am
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"Why You Should Never Ever Eat a Habanero Pepper"
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cuz they're hot and pussies cant take 'em. ![]()
poofacetherisen [ban] | Mar 4 09 : 12:15pm
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That is the demon pepper. LOL he whines and cries that is funny shit. ![]()
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4evrblu [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:09am
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I can't stop laughing at this.
First of all, he eats the Habanero Pepper like he expects it to taste like a freakin Mango, for Petes Sake. What was he expecting? A party in the mouth?
Second, his reaction is beyond hysterical. If I eat something thats rather spicy I do not typically respond by trying to rip off my lower jaw. That reaction is just so non-sequitur. He might as well shoved his had up his ass and pulled put his colon. It just makes no sense.
Its just so damn funny.