Comments - Why You Should Never Ever Eat a Habanero Pepper

category: Funny | views: 98064 | posted on: 07/24/2007

Maybe you'll disagree, but this is by far the funniest thing I've seen since ...at least Saturday or Sunday.

4evrblu [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:09am

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I can't stop laughing at this.

First of all, he eats the Habanero Pepper like he expects it to taste like a freakin Mango, for Petes Sake. What was he expecting? A party in the mouth?

Second, his reaction is beyond hysterical. If I eat something thats rather spicy I do not typically respond by trying to rip off my lower jaw. That reaction is just so non-sequitur. He might as well shoved his had up his ass and pulled put his colon. It just makes no sense.

Its just so damn funny.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 9:32pm

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Agreed. icon_beer.gif Hilarious vid.

toxic [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:11am

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Whahahahaha!! couple a weeks ago we gave a friend of mine the same peper and said it was a dried "paprika" (dont know whats name it is in english) Anyway, hahaha he looked soo funny, haha the agony. But yeh, later I picked the pepper up and I had a itch in my eye..so you can guess what happened... damn. never again..

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ToxickoRn [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:13am

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ok thats was the coolest reaction ever... i rather enjoyed his little scream at the end too icon_beer.gif good shit

chonka [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:24am

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I once broke a Habanero Pepper in half and rubbed it around the top rim of a beer glass , my friend came back and drank out of the glass , his eyes nearly popped out of his head , I fell over laughing , I then went for a piss in the toilet and still had pepper dynamite on my fingers , my cock nearly had 3rd degree burns , some would say thats karma , I say its a lesson to all you kiddies out there

billybobjoesamm [ban] | Nov 9 07 : 4:46pm

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My friend took a Habanero pepper and cut in in half and rubbed it on this other kid's lips while he was sleeping. Later I ate one to show everybody I could and it was painful but not as bad as when I went to take a piss and the burning there was way worse. Thank God it only lasted about 30 minutes and a few extra dollars in partying.

spuiter [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:24am

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Woehahaha LMAO Very funny!

4evrblu [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:25am

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I kinda feel sorry for the guy a little bit because he seems just so nice and unassuming. I hate to see bad things happen to good people. Still....I can't stop laughing. What's wrong with me :D

chaucer101 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:30am

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It looks like the Nazi face melting scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, only better.

4evrblu [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:39am

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Yeah it does. LOLOL Sounds like it too.

I was have expecting the kid to spontaneously combust.

spagsk1t [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 4:46am

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loool, dunno what is a habanero pepper but i know i ll never taste one...good prank to do to your friends though icon_beer.gif

cutephase [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 5:09am

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was in a band with a saxophonist, he ate a hab pepper in new orleans at lunch, couldnt play the show that night, had blisters down his throat - it seriously ffffed him up - i would NEVER

Mr. Grin [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 5:20am

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Is that you I hear laughing Mr. Darwin ... ?

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Lil-Rebel_69 [ban] | Jul 29 07 : 11:42pm

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umm random tag......how do yu see sumbody's username thing or w/e if its a video

nico99 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 6:03am

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I had to turn off the sound.

He was getting my pet chimp all frisky.

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whatsabolo [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 6:38am

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Thats hot..... icon_lol.gif

sato [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 6:39am

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rotfl! it's also rather amusing how often ppl who don't look in the slightest bit intelligent turn out to be exactly so, and kindly record themselves being as such for the enjoyment of the rest of us!

TreeArge [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 6:51am

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lol@nico (as usual)

I no longer have a lower jaw either...
(curry in Bangalore)

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Disolution [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 7:26am

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Suck it up, you pussy!

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 7:26am

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Habaneros measure 5000 in something called the scovil scale (used to measure how hot peppers are) To give you an idea, if you have never tried one, the Jalapeno measures 500 on the same scale!!!
P.S. Don't drink water afterwards, it makes it a whole lot worse! (or should I say FUNNIER) Great reaction!!! icon_beer.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 7:51am

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between the 18-second mark and the 25-second mark , this sure looks like a gay porn film.


i mean , not that i watch gay porn, .....im just saying.

...FUCK, now , they all think i watch gay porn. .....again.
fuck! help, nico.....tell them i dont.

@vid ...F-U-N-N-Y!

Krokodil [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 8:34am

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Actually, it's more like 200.000-300.000 on the Scoville scale, and Jalapeno ranges from 2.500 to 5000.

Corrupt Hardware [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 9:24am

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The Scoville Scale

Bell Pepper = 0

Pepperoncini = 100-500

Tabasco Sauce = 2,500-5,000

Jalapeno Pepper = 3,000–8,000

Scotch Bonnet = 100,000–350,000

Red Savina Habanero = 350,000–577,000

Naga Jolokia = 855,000–1,041,427 (hottest naturally occurring pepper known to man)

Standard US Grade pepper spray = 2,000,000–5,300,000

Pure capsaicin = 15,000,000–16,000,000


Now I got the old Dr.Pepper jingle in my head.

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 9:26am

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I stand corrected!! Its Fekkin HOT though!

joe83420 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 9:47am

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Is that a bottle of warm piss he's handing him over at the end? icon_cheesygrin.gif

Damian91 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 10:14am

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"Is it too hot son?"

notor [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 12:00pm

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Hahahahaha icon_beer.gif

The quick transition from carefree fun to sheer horror was classic.

TOASTYMOE [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 1:58pm

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think how it will feel coming out in the morning!!! icon_mad.gif

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cucarachito [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:28pm

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^^momma always said
"if you cant say something nice..........."

seemed like a nice kid to me.

Momma also said
"it takes one to know one" icon_rolleyes.gif

avianraptor [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:45pm

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what a pussy icon_eek.gif

Anteraan [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:49pm

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Next week on Capsaicin Comedy Theater...the sequel. Tune in to see what happened with his hands, and don't forget to vote in our online poll. This week's question is, "Second degree or Third?" icon_cheesygrin.gif

Hugh G. Rection [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 2:51pm

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Very funny. At least his dad was there for him to hand him the gatorade at the end.

criszaor001 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 3:11pm

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hahahahahahahahahahahahah aha....by the way, it was neither a habanero or a scotch bell pepper..that was aliens' blood soaked into battery liquid pepper...quite difficult to grow, very fucking funny to watch- icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

splitu238 [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 5:00pm

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FUCK YES!!! What a great set of vids so far!!! God Damn KID!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

The word IS paprika toxic. Fuck man! I couldn't imagine the laughter!!! icon_beer.gif

LMAO @ chonka!!! icon_twisted.gif
You're laughing at a dumbass kid 4evrblu! Remember when? icon_beer.gif
lol @ chaucer101!
YOU DO IT Disolution! icon_biggrin.gif

Ya know how they say, "When one troll goes, 2 more step in?" Where's your cohort dduke? icon_neutral.gif

GypsyCamptrash [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 7:04pm

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What a Weenie!

I can't even eat seasoning pepper.
:/

Satans Emissary [ban] | Jul 24 07 : 8:20pm

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Lolz...he got pwned by a pepper icon_cheesygrin.gif

scottieg27 [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 3:05am

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Damn that is funny.

Postal2_Player [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 5:15am

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Can't stop watching it continuosly... icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif look when he start shakin' his head and he continues also if he's still dying icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

spagsk1t [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 6:12am

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how come that you all know so much about pepper??
thanks for the pepper lesson though

jojostan [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 6:46am

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He's a pepper, I'm a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a dumbass too....

I_Sex_Mondays [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 3:39pm

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looks like he's turning into an infected from the Rage Virus, now THAT would have been worth seeing :]
either way still eye sex

madcapn [ban] | Jul 25 07 : 5:51pm

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Yes, very funny comments, but there is one poster who 2 people on here lol at everyday. He/She is not that funny. icon_rolleyes.gif

salvy4u [ban] | Jul 26 07 : 9:12pm

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Seemed way too nice and fuckable to go thru that. I mean.. no one would wanna throat fuck him w/all that damn habanero in his cute cock sucking/throating mouth. Man.. I would throat fuck him anytime he don't have that habanero up in there icon_lol.gif

XXcgaXX [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 3:03am

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LOL funny as hell.His face was the funniest. I'm hispanic and I don't even like clili THAT hot. (Muy Caliente)
Amateurs: Every chicano knows to drink milk NOT water. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

Google [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 12:58pm

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his face becamea fuckn pepper

balu [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 1:14pm

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i once ate 12 Jalapeño Peppers at a Mexican dinner
as my "friends" dared me as i was drunk was ok till i woke up the next day ..covered in sick and hhmm sorry to say but i sh@t myself as well..still happy days icon_beer.gif

Withdraw [ban] | Jul 29 07 : 11:20pm

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Extreme orgasm icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Lil-Rebel_69 [ban] | Jul 29 07 : 11:22pm

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dyammnnn hes fineee......yu shuld gimme a ring sumtime.....my number is.........wouldn't yu like 2 no icon_wink.gif icon_cool.gif

widehead [ban] | Jul 31 07 : 3:27am

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Fake. Anyone who has seen someone do that for real will know.

crow83 [ban] | Jul 31 07 : 5:23am

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If thats fake he's a pretty fucking good actor. Some people do have different reactions to spicy foods. Some can eat hot currys with no trouble and others (like me) sweat like fuck. Never seen a reaction like that tho but its always possible icon_cheesygrin.gif

scottieg27 [ban] | Jul 31 07 : 10:59pm

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Widehead, before you posted your disbelief in the authenticy of this video did you ever try a habanero. Not only that did you chow down the entire thing. Well, I have, and I like to think I can handle a lot of shit, but that pepper turned me into a bitch.

freq32 [ban] | Aug 2 07 : 7:13pm

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yes, FUNNY & real.

warrpigg1969 [ban] | Aug 5 07 : 6:45am

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I ate 2 habaero's.......let me tell you, it ain't fun the next day either

Heddman [ban] | Aug 23 07 : 6:30pm

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LOl you fuckin pussy

shane2dope [ban] | Aug 26 07 : 9:13pm

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LOL!!!!! that shit cracked me up dude
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smileymike100 [ban] | Sep 6 07 : 8:28am

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That was FUNNY as FUCK !! icon_cheesygrin.gif LMFAO

xretrox [ban] | Oct 17 07 : 12:43pm

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mmm pepper. chew chew chew yum yum HOLY FUCK THATS A HOT PEPPER proceed to become bitch.

XPEHBAM [ban] | Oct 18 07 : 8:49am

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Funny shit! I laughed as hard as That other video where cat try to jump over a baby fence and missed, hahaha. In this video a thought he going to rip his jaw off

anth0ny_ [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 4:51am

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another fucking idiot
USA,land of retarded...

shutupman [ban] | Nov 16 07 : 7:36am

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He didn't even eat it!!!!
He just chewed it up and spat it out
The real pain comes the next day icon_cry.gif

A1988A69 [ban] | Nov 18 07 : 11:27pm

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HAHAHAHAH!!! Funny as fuck!!! I rolled around for two days just laughing after this icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

lyric [ban] | Nov 28 07 : 9:27am

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Hahaha I have never eaten one of them and after seeing this i don't think i ever will..........

AK47heaven [ban] | Dec 8 07 : 9:59pm

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soft

Skydiver666 [ban] | Dec 21 07 : 3:34pm

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i ate one for $50 before, and yes it sucked...
But on a weirder note, you know they are starting to use concentrated Capsicum oil in minor surguries. It overloads the nerve endings so they just shut down. And they use it for post-surgury pain-killer. No pain cause youe nerves are shut down and you cant get off work cause youre all doped up on pills, cause guess what...no bad side-effects. They have done testing on mice and rats, and are now progressing to humans, so,,,there goes my vicodin script... icon_stoned.gif

teokiatuan [ban] | Dec 22 07 : 1:21pm

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until 00:16 its 'yeah its cool, just chillin...' after that he's like a alien melting in semen.

en jaywest [ban] | Dec 31 07 : 11:06pm

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he should chase that habernero with a tablespoon of cinnamon........what a dumbass.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 14 08 : 6:39pm

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''HAHAHA!''thats fucking priceless! his new nickname is''VOLCANO GUMS!'' icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

that_wild_guy [ban] | Jan 15 08 : 9:02pm

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looks like hes having a seizure lol wat an idiot icon_lol.gif

ThaliaOberg [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 7:16pm

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I'm crying with laughter! FFs!

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SpanishNavax [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 2:09am

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He kinda sounds like a monkey

fiaboi [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 3:07pm

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what can i say..LOL

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 5:59pm

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Who needs a mouth anyway

valete85 [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 6:34pm

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thats a valuable lesson for stupid people... never eat habanero peppers! icon_twisted.gif

surfGlobe [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 1:57pm

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he started to look like the retarded guy next door icon_eek.gif

jrotten [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 10:15am

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the jokes on him...his dad just gave him a nice warm glass of piss... icon_beer.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 2:15am

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LMAO....laughing so hard I look and sound like this idiot.

reabymike [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 10:19am

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FAKE HE ATE COCK CHEESE icon_cry.gif icon_redface.gif

ViagraBreath [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 9:58pm

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haa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa I worked at a produce recieving warehouse b4, lol we made bets and pulled pranks with the hot peppers but i never saw any1 react like he did, thats comedy gold

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Apr 7 08 : 8:44pm

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Good job moron, rub the juice and seeds into your eyes. icon_eek.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 8:05pm

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Good try. icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 2:33pm

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WHAT DO THEY TASTE LIKE ARE THEY HOT

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 12:48am

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neebuz on Jun 16 08 : 4:33pm wrote:
WHAT DO THEY TASTE LIKE ARE THEY HOT
Very Hot!! He rubbed his tongue during the vid and then touches too close to his eyes.. The vid ended before his eyes started to sting like he'd been maced.. Gutted!! icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

kelso [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 12:31am

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ive eaten a little peice of one and you would think you put a hot coal in your mouth its so fucking hot
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luis215 [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 6:46pm

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he was trying to imitate "jackass" the jokes on him. What A JACKASS icon_twisted.gif

luis215 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:13pm

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i hope he sticks a pepper up his ass then cries like a little sissy kinda like 00:33.

vaganteviajante [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 7:28pm

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call an exorcist

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:02am

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"Why You Should Never Ever Eat a Habanero Pepper"
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cuz they're hot and pussies cant take 'em. icon_rolleyes.gif

TicTac [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 8:49am

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Yum icon_eek.gif

Angry Face [ban] | Sep 25 08 : 6:23pm

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So you turn into a zombie icon_eek.gif ?!

zilla357 [ban] | Oct 9 08 : 7:10am

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quick get this brave kid some sugar

Mantic [ban] | Oct 26 08 : 3:12pm

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big fat fake thats all!

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poofacetherisen [ban] | Mar 4 09 : 12:15pm

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That is the demon pepper. LOL he whines and cries that is funny shit. icon_twisted.gif

sandy232 [ban] | May 12 09 : 8:18am

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viagra 1$ & cialis 1$ ---> http://Rxprovider.com

MachuPichu [ban] | May 28 09 : 4:00am

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Crazy

cuenasty82 [ban] | Jul 17 09 : 7:36pm

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icon_eek.gif is it that hot????

scuba [ban] | Jul 29 09 : 5:17pm

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Video should have a
viewer-may-wet-himself-la ughing warning

drccoco [ban] | Sep 6 09 : 7:46pm

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a little hotter than he expected

- :grin - :D - ;) - :twisted
- :O - :) - :( - :rolleyes
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- :@ - :lol - :idea - :frown
- :exclaim - :evil - :eek - :cry
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