Bull Kills a Matador by Impaling Him with a Horn

A man is vacationing in Mexico. After attending a bullfight, he goes to a restaurant across the street from the arena. While browsing the menu, he can't help noticing a guy sitting a couple tables away eating the largest set of bull balls he's ever seen. When the waiter comes, he requests what the other man is having. "You'll need to order that dish a day in advance senior. We get them after the bullfight." responds the waiter. "O.k. then, I'll place my order now." says the man. The next day he goes into the restaurant and requests his order from the previous day. When the waiter removes the silver cover from his plate, he is shocked. There lie the smallest nuts he's ever seen. He asks the waiter, "Why are these so small?" The waiter shrugs and replies, "Sorry senior, sometimes the bull wins."

meh, it was OK, but the punchline was ruined, for me atleast, as soon as it says "a day in advance," i knew the rest of it.
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I really dont see what the big deal is. The dipshit knew what he was getting into. What the fuck do you expect to happen if you are stabbing a 2000 pound animal with big ass horns in the back. I think it is funny when the dipshits get the favor returned.

this video makes me so horny

ABOUT TIME something like this happened!

YEAH!!!
UP THE TORos!!
Fucking traditions!

I dont like to see the normal citizens die on those stupid bull runs and such. But matadors make a living out of torturing these poor animals. He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword